DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

I shall forever remember this event as Raper Mario: OhMyGod King as Phail took it in the shitter against his will.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

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Halal Syde Phil, praise be to the Almighty.
Will snorting be halal since pigs are unclean in Islam? Big thunk.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

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I don't suppose any of this shakeup includes:

- learning how to be an engaging streamer
- upgrading your equipment with the TWENTY SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS you scammed out of people in the last six months
- giving Jasper the presence on stream that you promised when you revealed him, and without any of the hilarious fucking excuses you give (oh he doesn't sit in one place? just fucking keep the camera off screen until he shows up! give him catnip! shake his favorite bag of treats!)
- having a more flexible schedule not clearly based on shitting out playthroughs as mechanically as possible
- making your Patreon worthwhile
- adding a green screen
- earnestly finishing classics like Morrowind and STALKER like the King of Retro you claim to be
- finding more interesting things to talk about than food
- learning what to keep private and what to share as a public entertainer on the internet
- putting your schedule in a useful format instead of a fucking screenshot of Microsoft Word on your twitter you absolute Boomer
- having tips and cheers update on screen automatically instead of punching them in like a caveman
- installing windows 10 so you can actually use your stream deck for transitions and a soundboard
- reducing the length of your stupid-ass pre-stream so you can get more gameplay in
- investing yourself in the stories of the games you play instead of skipping dialogue and screaming "LA LA LA" to every in-game track, or
- not fucking begging and pleading like a subway crust punk for cash for the entirety of your stream from beginning to end.

My bet's on replacing vests with jerseys.

 

[Abominacione]

This makes it seem that the Vest Streak ended because the whales didn't want to have another embarrassing event where 3 of them donate $50 at once and no one gets credited as the Holy Savior. They may have just thought to themselves "Oh, Ice is just gonna do it so I'll wait and see for myself next time".
OIC may well have single-handedly ended the Streak, though he was the only one keeping it afloat for the last 20, really.

funny thing he tried to partially walk it back at the end by asking swagginz explicitly to cover.

[19:57:12] <%$sambuca2020> @OnlyIcedCoffee please just tip dude
[19:57:31] <%OnlyIcedCoffee> @sambuca2020 Yeah... tonight is my night to cover down lol. That's why I'm here tonight otherwise I would be asleep
[20:52:09] <%OnlyIcedCoffee> @OmnipotentSwagginz If I leave to go to bed, will you cover down for tonight?
[20:52:34] <@%$OmnipotentSwagginz> @OnlyIcedCoffee KEKW
[20:52:59] <%OnlyIcedCoffee> @OmnipotentSwagginz I'm actually serious lol. I'm going to lay down for now. Will be on mobile just in case something happens
[20:53:58] <%OnlyIcedCoffee> @OmnipotentSwagginz That last boss fight took a lot longer than I expected... it's almost midnight here and I have to get up at 5:30 lol
[20:55:12] <%OnlyIcedCoffee> Alright start the poll
[21:15:30] <%OnlyIcedCoffee> Chill guys
[21:16:10] <%$PlayScratsNuttyAdventure> @darksydephil relax dood. OnlyIcedCoffee says he has it. calm down
[21:16:41] <onlydarkcoffee> @onlyicedcoffee said he was covering
[21:24:23] <%+lollermittens> @OnlyIcedCoffee YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE

then keeps dumping subs till 11 pm. what a clown.

 

[Comma]

Twas a memorable day.

Now we wait for the next obnoxious e-begging tactic he'll turn into the toxic main attraction of his otherwise boring as fuck streams.

 

[We Are The Witches]

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Is that a legit check mark? Dude made the account last month and only has 6 followers.

The one in the profile image is Imran Khan, (prime minister of Pakistan), just like the other guy who used another political leader in his pfp with the false DMCAs.

And the name Dominic Vanner:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dominic-vanner-britbong-eggbong-manlytears.25204/

Is it the same person? Doesn't matter, I personally won't give this any further attention.

 

[harbinger]

My expectations for whatever Phil has planned are so low they're on the floor but goddamn I know he'll still somehow manage to slip under and deliver something so fucking boringly stupid.

He will sit down at the computer to do an impromptu retrospective. The first video will be an old video of him wearing a jersey. “Oh, look, ack ack ack. I think I still have that jersey in my closet.” He gets up and walks out for 15 seconds, as the jersey is already crumbled up on the love seat. Philip returns with the jersey on. “Yeah, see? I still have it! Wow! You guys like the jersey? Should I continue to wear the jersey? Uh, if you guys can meet a tips goal every stream of say, umm, $100, I’ll put the jersey on. Okay? Sound good?”

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

He will sit down at the computer to do an impromptu retrospective. The first video will be an old video of him wearing a jersey. “Oh, look, ack ack ack. I think I still have that jersey in my closet.” He gets up and walks out for 15 seconds, as the jersey is already crumbled up on the love seat. Philip returns with the jersey on. “Yeah, see? I still have it! Wow! You guys like the jersey? Should I continue to wear the jersey? Uh, if you guys can meet a tips goal every stream of say, umm, $100, I’ll put the jersey on. Okay? Sound good?”

Yes, this. And then he says this time 20 subs, 10,000 bits, or 100 dollars all count equally. That'll make it much more likely to hit the amount each stream. Oh shit and he'll bump up the price a bit. Like, 120 bucks this time around.

 

[hector85]

[19:57:12] <%$sambuca2020> @OnlyIcedCoffee please just tip dude

wow this guy... wonder why he doesn't just step up? he's been in the pig cult for as long as I can remember.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

as of last night LSB said he had gifted 425 subs over the course of his time in phils community, not counting cheers and unverifiable tips as he rarely tipped using the name onlyicedcoffee thats $2125 in gifted subs alone.

This is fucking pathetic lmao. Imagine him telling this secret to someone he knows. At least I HOPE he keeps that secret

 

[Iron Hamster]

wow this guy... wonder why he doesn't just step up? he's been in the pig cult for as long as I can remember.

That just seems like a sign they really don't have money to throw at a clown.

 

[JPG]

Did Kat have to sew more fabric into the jerseys so they can contain the gout?

 

[Forbidden Math]

on a non vest related note, which one of these do you think Phil is going to buy since he claimed that due to the success of the vest streak he was able to put himself on a list to buy a launch ps5.

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Why the hell would anyone buy a console at that price? You'd have to have more money than brains. The whole point of a console is it's cheap tbh, otherwise why not just get a PC that will be able to run everything better, and for 8k you could get a PC built in the future.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Some kind of clothing-related streak where the reward after 100 successful streams is a "fun positive reveal" and it's that Kat's pregnant.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Did Kat have to sew more fabric into the jerseys so they can contain the gout?

Prepare for a tepid response from the piglets and a bitter DSP.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Seriously. The only thing remotely interesting will be his crying.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

[20:53:58] <%OnlyIcedCoffee> @OmnipotentSwagginz That last boss fight took a lot longer than I expected... it's almost midnight here and I have to get up at 5:30 lol

Hahaha so now it's Phil's fault for playing every game like a fucking slug and having the motor skills of an actual infant.
At this rate it seems like it's everything's fault but the ear infection that Phil will continually harp about for the rest of his life

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Hope his fanboys realize how stupid it is giving him money to put a piece of clothing on by now and every new goal that includes doing that gets squashed out immediately with low contributing.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Also the vest thing is bullshit anyway; most of the time he ended up wearing it for like 5 or 10 minutes before the end of the stream while the whales fought in the background over whose turn it is. You're not a camgirl, Phil, saving the best for last makes no fucking sense, *especially* if you're putting clothes *on*!

EDIT: I know I keep posting but this is all just so fucking weird

 

[hector85]

Why the hell would anyone buy a console at that price? You'd have to have more money than brains. The whole point of a console is it's cheap tbh, otherwise why not just get a PC that will be able to run everything better, and for 8k you could get a PC built in the future.

we all know Phil's history with PCs. remember he wont buy a $200 black Friday laptop because his old piece of shit laptop is configured exactly the way he likes it and he cant be bothered to figure out windows 10.