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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 39 9.1%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 51 11.9%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 70 16.4%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 139 32.6%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 17 4.0%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 20 4.7%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 50 11.7%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 41 9.6%
  • Total voters
    427
Plastic Inevitable said:
> 5X, preferably big and tall...

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5XLT62 - 6456 - 5821¾40

I had a family member who was 6' and weighed 450 lbs and he only wore a 3X - also he died 20 years ago.
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What I'm reading here is that if he wasn't a furry he'd be in the deathfats forum instead of Animal Control?
 
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There is a video of Lou in a bounce house with his nephew, not sure where in the thread, but it also helps show off how massive Lou is. I have said this before earlier in the thread, but it always amuses me to really see how huge he is. My guess is Lou is seriously around 500 lbs, because I have calculated the amount of calories he has admitted to eating in a few days. The amount he eats is consistent with someone who is 500 and is maintaining/gaining. He truly eats nothing but junk food or processed garbage. One month he spent around $1,400 on fast food alone, not including grocery trips. Maybe Lou gets disability because of how big he is, just like our gorl LifebyJen. Lou obsesses over food and constantly thinks about it and looking at his size and lifestyle, it shows.
 
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kevin said:
Gordon Ramsay is less obsessed with food than Louis. also how do your shirts "go missing"? bullshit his parents threw them out. maybe they're planning to bug bomb the house and swiped one of his shirts to use as a fumigation tent.
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He’s lying out his ass for pity points. He “lost” his Apple pen, begged for cash to replace it while lying about the price, got a new one and a bunch of junk food with the extra, then “found” his pen immediately after.

It’s not that he loses things, it’s that if something isn’t exactly where he thinks he remembers it being, he’s too lazy to look for more than a brief glance in the general direction of where he thought it was and if he still doesn’t see it he declares it lost or stolen and then uses it to beg for more cash.
 
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kevin said:
Gordon Ramsay is less obsessed with food than Louis. also how do your shirts "go missing"? bullshit his parents threw them out. maybe they're planning to bug bomb the house and swiped one of his shirts to use as a fumigation tent.
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All he has to do is look in the backyard to see where the nephew camped last night
 
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Wooden Spoon said:
There is a video of Lou in a bounce house with his nephew, not sure where in the thread, but it also helps show off how massive Lou is. I have said this before earlier in the thread, but it always amuses me to really see how huge he is. My guess is Lou is seriously around 500 lbs, because I have calculated the amount of calories he has admitted to eating in a few days. The amount he eats is consistent with someone who is 500 and is maintaining/gaining. He truly eats nothing but junk food or processed garbage. One month he spent around $1,400 on fast food alone, not including grocery trips. Maybe Lou gets disability because of how big he is, just like our gorl LifebyJen. Lou obsesses over food and constantly thinks about it and looking at his size and lifestyle, it shows.
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Full video can be found at the bottom of this post, although the video is stretched.

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More whining about Necire
 
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Lou, everyone knows you aren't actually suicidal for two reasons: 1) You've suicide baited more times than years you've revolved around the sun. 2) Killing yourself isn't something you can do by making a Twitter post, it actually takes effort. Even just "doing nothing" and starving yourself to death takes effort, Lou. You need to resist the urge to eat, and judging by how morbidly obese you are, that isn't something you can realistically do. If you ever actually do decide to kill yourself, nobody is going to believe you because you've cried wolf so many times.

Second, you call Necire a "pinhead" for blocking you over a disagreement but you do that all the fucking time buddy. The irony of that is just so thick. You were more obtuse than the inverse of a 1 degree angle and you expect to be treated like some angel and not put on blast because "it was a misunderstanding", but even in your "apology" to him, you were super passive aggressive.

I'm not an expert on kids, but Lou's nephew, even though he's only 3 in the video or whatever, definitely seems learning impaired. I'm not saying that to be rude but to point out that maybe that's ONE thing ever that Lou hasn't entirely falsified.
 
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GayDemiBoy said:
Gonna powerlevel a bit. Both of my grandparents are Cuban and fled Cuba right as Castro took power. My Great grandfather took part fighting against Castro in the Bay of Pigs Invasion and saw a lot of friends being slaughtered as American ships just watched.

Cuba is a communist regime that destroyed every facet of culture the country once had. You lived in utter poverty with no hope of ever becoming something better to make more money for your family in fear of being exiled and never being able to see them again. If one of 'your' chickens laid an egg, you better have gotten the government's permission to fucking eat it. The healthcare is utter fucking bullshit and your education is so poor you basically learn basic reading, writing, and math. The life expectancy is only so 'high' because there's no addictive fast food or overeating.

Lou is a privileged moron who knows nothing about the real struggles of living in Cuba and having to live under the boot of rich dictators. Communism is the worst idea when you consider basic human greed and nature.
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That's what I've always said about communism. In purely theoretical terms it's not a terrible idea, but the trouble is that the instant you introduce humans into such a system they're going to try and game it for their own benefit, because, as you said, that's just human nature. People like Lou who have only a superficial understanding of the history of communism as a sociopolitical system and suck its dick like it's the savior of all mankind really get my back up, especially because they're exactly the kind of people who would either be first against the wall or shipped to the gulag under your typical communist regime.
 
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I love the windup to the inevitable beg-a-thon. His Birthday is coming up!! And Halloween, of course a costume is required (Wonder Woman shirt comes up missing suddenly?) He will be braving the outdoors and overcoming his foot pain to take his nephew trick-or-treating (whether they're officially having one or not!) Can't wait for the pitch this time.
 
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General Disarray said:
I love the windup to the inevitable beg-a-thon. His Birthday is coming up!! And Halloween, of course a costume is required (Wonder Woman shirt comes up missing suddenly?) He will be braving the outdoors and overcoming his foot pain to take his nephew trick-or-treating (whether they're officially having one or not!) Can't wait for the pitch this time.
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I know EXACTLY why Lou is stepping up his begging game. Remember how he said he wants to be a streamer? All this money for 'food' and 'clothes' is so he can buy a shit ton of games for himself. Who cares that he's plopped on a pile of games he's never played. But now they're for his latest daydream of being a famous streamer.

It will be interesting to hear him stream in the racket of his own house. And he's shown such a lack of self control that there will be plenty of rabid screaming moments in there. It'll be like having a window into the whole Gagliardi clan!
 
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Turael said:
I know EXACTLY why Lou is stepping up his begging game. Remember how he said he wants to be a streamer? All this money for 'food' and 'clothes' is so he can buy a shit ton of games for himself. Who cares that he's plopped on a pile of games he's never played. But now they're for his latest daydream of being a famous streamer.

It will be interesting to hear him stream in the racket of his own house. And he's shown such a lack of self control that there will be plenty of rabid screaming moments in there. It'll be like having a window into the whole Gagliardi clan!
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You might be onto something.

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