🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Elric of Melnibone said:
While we are making predictions, I want to put one on the table. In Vickers tweet thread about having the discord logs between Ralph and Faith he mentioned Ralph talking about working with Dax to get Faith a fake id so she could drink. In the Godwinson interview Mrs V. stated that she knew of at least one instance since Faith moved into the crack shack that Faith drunk to the point of hangover. She also stated that she believed the gunt was feeding her as much pot as she wanted, which also coincides with Ade saying gunt heavily partakes of devil lettuce.

So with that on the table, ralph could be the target of a federal DEA/ATF investigation. A felon contributing to the delinquincy to a minor (drinking age is 21 federally) and possibly doing it electronically accross state lines could build a case not only against Ralph but also Dick. The revenge porn requires Faith's cooperation, providing alcohol and other controlled substances only requires an anonymous tip thanks to the drug war and an over funded militarized federal alphabet agencies. Its at least food for thought.
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I do feel like a possibility of the two being charged with endangerment or negligence charge is pretty high.
 
All becomes gunt said:
Kind of late but i am still on my phone, can someone edit the starfish sextape moment in this exploitable?
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I couldn't find the original asshole, if someone does let me know and I'll swap them out easily.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
Kind of late but i am still on my phone, can someone edit the starfish sextape moment in this exploitable?
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At this point i expect Godwinson to interview Agent Johnson of the Federal Bureau of Investigation who also is gonna become an a log at some point.
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This but it's PPP revealing his pristine anus.

Edit: happy to be late for this one, it's glorious.
 
MeltyTW said:
i think we broke our ralph fellows
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@theralph Bruh, we want you to, this is how we replenish our levels and crop. No one is trying to stop you, please, keep going. As a "hater" which is an odd thing to call "rational people", but it feels fine, it feels expected, mundane, and normal that youre going to do another killstream. No one failed anything, light was just shed on how bad of a person you are.

Edit: Ayyy 2500, grats my kiwis
 
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gran_autismo said:
He'd really need someone high level to get him. The probation office is well aware of him which means he's been a problem for them, but he hasn't been so much of a problem that they're drug/piss testing him.
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
I do feel like a possibility of the two being charged with endangerment or negligence charge is pretty high.
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We dont know that he is not being reguarly drug tested, it just seems improbable because of his drug abuse. However if they are using the cheap piss cups (most likely) then they are easily defeated with water pills and gatoraide. I should note that this is in no way medicalor legal advice, but if you spend 3 to 4 days ahead of the test taking water pills and drinking pickle brine and gatoraide you can pretty consistantly piss clean. Though you are gonna have diarhea from hell.
 
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MeltyTW said:
i think we broke our ralph fellows
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Yeah we sure failed @theralph . You're still in your shitshack putting your honor and pride on the backs of the weak women (and gelded half-men) that you surround yourself with, making your shitty little show that you can't produce after all these years because you're a drug addicted limp cuck with the attention span of a pair of Depends.

Man he sure showed us! He's going to depend on the charity of others and the state to pay his rent this month and to buy more sports caps to play-act like a real man! The south will rise again! Keep the lemons coming!

Can't wait for the arc down the road when Fai Fai starts talking about the time he wanted her to suck Digibro's dick so he could get a few extra pills off him. Keep winning Ralph!
 
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Burger Fox said:
@theralph Bruh, we want you do, this is how we replenish our levels and crop. No one is trying to stop you, please, keep going. As a "hater" which is an odd thing to call "rational people", but it feels fine, it feels expected, mundane, and normal that youre going to do another killstream. No one failed anything, light was just shed on how bad of a person you are.

Edit: Ayyy 2500, grats my kiwis
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Oh wow, he's doing an episode of his shit tier show. This is means he's winning? How? Is he using some redneck white trash logic that I just don't understand?
 
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Burger Fox said:
@theralph Bruh, we want you do, this is how we replenish our levels and crop. No one is trying to stop you, please, keep going. As a "hater" which is an odd thing to call "rational people", but it feels fine, it feels expected, mundane, and normal that youre going to do another killstream. No one failed anything, light was just shed on how bad of a person you are.

Edit: Ayyy 2500, grats my kiwis
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it still amazes me that ethans bar is actually set at "they didnt manage to actually drive me into dying so i win" no other lolcow has that low of standards. Chris chan iirc was never driven as low as ralph where the alogs are probably actually going to break his spirit to the point he departs from this world.

Elric of Melnibone said:
We dont know that he is not being reguarly drug tested, it just seems improbable because of his drug abuse. However if they are using the cheap piss cups (most likely) then they are easily defeated with water pills and gatoraide. I should note that this is in no way medicalor legal advice, but if you spend 3 to 4 days ahead of the test taking water pills and drinking pickle brine and gatoraide you can pretty consistantly piss clean. Though you are gonna have diarhea from hell.
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with ralph agitating his stomach against the sink pictured in my pfp wouldnt that cause a nigh endless loop of diarrhea?
 
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Elric of Melnibone said:
We dont know that he is not being reguarly drug tested, it just seems improbable because of his drug abuse. However if they are using the cheap piss cups (most likely) then they are easily defeated with water pills and gatoraide. I should note that this is in no way medicalor legal advice, but if you spend 3 to 4 days ahead of the test taking water pills and drinking pickle brine and gatoraide you can pretty consistantly piss clean. Though you are gonna have diarhea from hell.
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AUUUUUUUGHHH AUUUUUUUGH FAITH THROW ME ANOTHER BOTTLE OF GATORADE AUUUUUUUGH *sniff" OINK OINK
 
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