🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Circumspicious]

PHANTOM HAS MORE VIEWERS PRESHOW HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

EDIT: BRACE FOR FAI OPS

 

[Vetti]

I get the sense that Ralph is already furious tonight. He's doing the smug behind crying mask face, flipping the camera off and already yelling.

 

[Crystal Golem]

 

[Postal Pippa]

The gunts greying beard kinda scares me. How does Faith find him attractive, enough to let him fuck?

Edit: Does he wear black so he can hide how fat the booze is making him?

 

[Circumspicious]

 

[Glade Candles]

How does Faith find him attractive, enough to let him fuck?

The weed, booze, and benzos probably help.

 

[Vetti]

Phantom: I disabled donations for a moment. I'm very interested in what he's saying.

*Ralph rambles about how much cake he can eat*

 

[Postal Pippa]

OOOOH, his shirt says Evil, I couldnt tell because his moobs were squishing it all together, I thought it was a tacky killstream K or some shit. Well, at least he is self aware?

Edit: Of course he is trying to hype up him talking about it just to bait with a football game thats been garbage for a while. What a lame, fucking completely obvious swerve.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

I wager someone told Ralph to hold off on the sperging until the end of the stream. If he's smart, he wouldn't sperg at all, leave us hanging, and keep us hate-watching.

But we all know he ain't that kinda guy.

EDIT: UH OH NEVERMIND

 

[Vetti]

OOOOH, his shirt says Evil, I couldnt tell because his moobs were squishing it all together, I thought it was a tacking killstream K or some shit. Well, at least he is self aware?

It's actually merch from a line Keemstar started with Leafy and Ricegum. He wants daddy Keem to notice him.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

In celebration of Our 2500 pages I made a new parody.

Track: I'm gonna groom you up
Songwriter: Cal Trollia

(Verse 1)
We're no strangers to drugs
You know the rules and so do I
I going to leave you in your own vomit
You won't get this from any other drunk

(Pre-chorus)
And I'm going to release a sex tape
To own the Karen Farms

(Chorus)
I'm gonna groom you up
And I gonna sniff your ass
And I tell you to call an Uber
And im gonna release the tape
And say it was hacked
And you will come back to get pregnant

(Verse 2)
I only known you for 7 months
My gunt has been aching but im too shy it
We went to Dc to Richmond
I'm going to make your family famous

(Pre-chorus)
And you asked why I live with my mom
I'm gonna say it's my own wing

(Chorus)
I'm gonna groom you up
And I gonna sniff your ass
And I tell you to call an Uber
And im gonna release the tape
And say it was hacked
And you will come back to get pregnant
Ooooh gonna groom you up
Ooooh gonna groom you up

(Bridge)
Gonna Groom, Gonna Groom
(Groom you up)
(Ooh) Gonna Groom, Gonna Groom
(Groom you up)

(Verse 3)
I only known you for 7 months
My gunt has been aching but im too shy it
We went to Dc to Richmond
I'm going to make your family famous
And you asked why I live with my mom
I'm gonna it's my own wing

(Chorus)
I'm gonna groom you up
And I gonna sniff your ass
And I tell you to call an Uber
And im gonna release the tape
And say it was hacked
And you will come back to get pregnant

 

[Vetti]

PO and Ralph are still neck and neck in viewership. Ralph is sitting at 550 and Phantom, 511.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

I wager someone told Ralph to hold off on the sperging until the end of the stream. If he's smart, he wouldn't sperg at all, leave us hanging, and keep us hate-watching.

But we all know he ain't that kinda guy.

EDIT: UH OH NEVERMIND

Seems like he's going the 'I'm gonna drop some shit, oh wait it's just a troll, hahaha Karen Farms owned!" route instead. He might address it later, but I think he's gonna be passive aggressive instead. Desperate for a win but it will never come.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He hasn't even broke 600, I think PO is right, that Godwinson interview was devastating.

 

[High Tea]

Could Ralph having the new chat rules, no sticker spam, etc be a reason for the viewer drop? Could DLive also have stopped the bots?

 

[Figger Naggot]

I think they're making the show as boring as possible in hopes that the ALWAGS will leave them alone.

 

[thismanlies]

The gunts greying beard kinda scares me. How does Faith find him attractive, enough to let him fuck?

Edit: Does he wear black so he can hide how fat the booze is making him?

You know how some high school girls hook up with older guys because they buy them booze and drugs? Yeah, it's pretty much that.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Could Ralph having the new chat rules, no sticker spam, etc be a reason for the viewer drop? Could DLive also have stopped the bots?

Yeah there was a ban on spamming stickers recently but you'll have to go to Ralph to unblock them.

 

[Stylus]

Could Ralph having the new chat rules, no sticker spam, etc be a reason for the viewer drop? Could DLive also have stopped the bots?

Censoring the chat is a guaranteed way to neuter your numbers. It was more likely a combination of that, the Vickers Interview, and his other dumb behavior.

 

[Postal Pippa]

You know how some high school girls hook up with older guys because they buy them booze and drugs? Yeah, it's pretty much that.

The weed, booze, and benzos probably help.

See, I guess thats why I dont get it, Ive always just tried to use my personality and conversation to get with a girl. I never really considered supplying and bribing them with illicit substances. Is this why Ralph wins and I lose?