Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Peep Plops]

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What the fuck is this ludicrous fart huffer even trying to say here? Like I understand the words just fine and even the order seems to be somewhat correct but for the life of me I cannot decipher any meaning from this incomprehensible babble. Writing in this way conjures up the idea of a terminally dull person sweating over their tweet and furiously tinkering with it to add tons of unnecessary punctuation in order to seem "educated". Unfortunately this bibble would only seem educated to a desperate special ed teacher, not a functional and literate adult.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

What the fuck is this ludicrous fart huffer even trying to say here? Like I understand the words just fine and even the order seems to be somewhat correct but for the life of me I cannot decipher any meaning from this incomprehensible babble. Writing in this way conjures up the idea of a terminally dull person sweating over their tweet and furiously tinkering with it to add tons of unnecessary punctuation in order to seem "educated". Unfortunately this bibble would only seem educated to a desperate special ed teacher, not a functional and literate adult.

He's saying that ur-faggot Nick Parrott wearing cat ears is so hawt, he can be forgiven for making overly long videos to own the haters. Hubba-hubba.

 

[Peep Plops]

Oh so the usual coomer shit dolled up to look like a wise man was talking.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Wait until Bob learns that a lot of people value being able to have a job, survive, and see friends and family over him dying of Diabeetus agitated coof

 

[Livecorpse]

Movie KNOB.

Movie SLOB.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Probably not. I once had an interaction with him like a few years back where we talked about his weird insisting the world needs an one world government because shlocky sci-fi treats planets like cities and he just stopped replying when I asked how it would come into being without colonialization.

And you were not passively-aggresively adressed in a set of future tweets? Did it manage to get the attention of any of his sycophants on twitter or was it a tête-à-tête? How many years ago are we talking about?

What the fuck is this ludicrous fart huffer even trying to say here? Like I understand the words just fine and even the order seems to be somewhat correct but for the life of me I cannot decipher any meaning from this incomprehensible babble. Writing in this way conjures up the idea of a terminally dull person sweating over their tweet and furiously tinkering with it to add tons of unnecessary punctuation in order to seem "educated". Unfortunately this bibble would only seem educated to a desperate special ed teacher, not a functional and literate adult.

This is an example of the main argument that Bob is still in High School.
Not only he is wishing death on all the fantasy bullies that live inside his head but he is also writing his speech with the same mindset as a high schooler.
A long, run-on sentence, without any point to it in the end. And you can't pretend this is a joke tweet because there is no punchline in the end. You could read it as stoner comedy, "haha, this guy is high as balls and can't type" but that is not Bob's persona.
What I take from here is not someone who keeps adding bells and racing stripes to their car to make it look cooler but someone who thinks they are a genius making a "first draft final draft" of a zinger to show he is the wittiest guy in the room but deep down knows he's full of shit.
The best comparison I can think of is when Charlie's character in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia tries to be a lawyer.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

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I hope at least 15 of them give him the Bob Chipman Reply: who the fuck are you?

this is literally on a par with Alan Partridge

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I hope one of them looks at the Chipman brothers and changes his name out of fear of association.

 

[blablabla]

bob is such a retard if he werent such a piece of shit it would be almost sad

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

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I feel like every picture of Bob that's not a video still is him in either a shitty blazer or a wife beater.

 

[Judge Dredd]

The only way to really point out how bad MovieBob's writing is to compare it good reviewer. The only one that comes to mind right now is Mike Kermode so I'd appreciate any other input.

I disagree with Kermode's opinions on films, but Kermode has the sense to listen to people knowledgeable about a subject. He doesn't like video games, but he recognises the moral panic around them was the same as the moral panic about video nasties. I don't know his views on Trump and GamerGate, I'm guessing he's against both, but I never heard of him sperging like a lolcow about either of them.

I hope at least 15 of them give him the Bob Chipman Reply: who the fuck are you?

That could work as an episode of Dave Gorman Life is Goodish. Chronicling his journey to find and interview all the other Dave Gorman's in the world, but I doubt Chippa has the interest and charisma to make it work.

Kiana Mai is another she/her Bobby is following; we already saw him retweeting her fanart of Team Rocket. Her art of Princesses Peach and Daisy is making rounds:

Why are they in blackface?

And then everybody clapped. And the 4 year old's name? Albert Einstein.

Old reference, yes, but if people are still falling for it, why not?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

What the fuck is this ludicrous fart huffer even trying to say here? Like I understand the words just fine and even the order seems to be somewhat correct but for the life of me I cannot decipher any meaning from this incomprehensible babble. Writing in this way conjures up the idea of a terminally dull person sweating over their tweet and furiously tinkering with it to add tons of unnecessary punctuation in order to seem "educated". Unfortunately this bibble would only seem educated to a desperate special ed teacher, not a functional and literate adult.

Every tweet of Bob's looks as though someone pressed the button of a "MovieBob Tweet generator" that launched a bunch of random gobbledeygook (with a few random Bobisms) onto a webpage. Bob can't express himself like a normal, well-adjusted person. He's just an autism computer that shits out algorithmic strings of words that express whatever Bob's gorilla-poo flinging brain wants to get across.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

What’s Bob’s favorite Best Picture winner because it has become hypothetically ineligible.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadline.com/2020/09/academy-shakes-oscar-best-picture-eligibility-1234573172/amp/

 

[Flexo]

I just.... this is one of those times I have to put 2 of Bob's tweets side by side just as proof that this man thinks with his gut (which too be fair, is far larger than his brain).

I guess I'm not being entirely fair - there is a way you could harmonize these views, but it's pretty much a justification for slavery.

 

[thismanlies]

I just.... this is one of those times I have to put 2 of Bob's tweets side by side just as proof that this man thinks with his gut (which too be fair, is far larger than his brain).

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I guess I'm not being entirely fair - there is a way you could harmonize these views, but it's pretty much a justification for slavery.

I wonder how quickly Bob would have waddled his ass onto one of those boats if someone told him "These enlightened individuals are going to a foreign land to lay the foundation for a superior future. There's always room for one more..."

 

[Flexo]

I wonder how quickly Bob would have waddled his ass onto one of those boats if someone told him "These enlightened individuals are going to a foreign land to lay the foundation for a superior future. There's always room for one more..."

For all we know that's exactly how his ancestor who fell off the boat got here.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob is against nationalism....wants all this sci-fi movie space shit to actually exist...but also doesn't like private space travel....

 

[Positron]

Jesus wept.



Nazi can kill to save their friends' lives too. Nazis are human.

What don't count as human are people use other people until they outlive their usefulness:


Bobby believes in magic and religion, just not as much as he'd like to:


He continues his futile gerrymandering of "working class":


Ashley Coffin is unhappy with Bob's Will E. Coyotesque murder fantasies:




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In this video Bobby is supposed to discusses the historicity of Hua Mulan (as if there were anything to discuss). To spare you, Bobby's short answer is "maybe" and his long answer is "we don't know". My definitive answer is NO; Hua Mulan only exist as a folk tale. Bobby is also mistaken in saying ancient China trained women for archery and horse-riding. Not only such education, which belong to the so-called Six Arts, exclusive for men, they are exclusive for upper-class men, not villagers among whom conscription was drawn.

 

[Chilson]

Jesus wept.
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This is just....so pathetic. Its honestly far more sad than funny.

 

[Lensherr]

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Nazi can kill to save their friends' lives too. Nazis are human.

So let me get this straight: Bob believes that we should allow redemption for killing someone in cold blood, but shitposting online can never be forgiven even though said shitposter never caused any tangible harm to anyone. How can someone actually believe this?

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Hasn’t Bobby not even seen Tenet because of how he doesn’t want to be forced to go to a movie theater to do so? In that case, it really goes to show how closed-minded he is when he’s already made up his mind on it seemingly.