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At least it's not Robert cooking. He probably would've plopped the meat directly on the coals, then claimed that's the proper cultured way to cook meat and plebs just don't understand.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Sir Wesley Tailpipe
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Typically, the answer is that people with the kind of lack of discrimination in eating habits to get morbidly obese just plain don’t give a fuck as long as it’s food.
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Its beef.
Chip said it was "generic grilling steaks" from Stop and Shop so I am guessing the grocery store slice up a chuck roast and sold it at 1.5x the price.
Looking on their website they sell "beef chuck steak grillers boneless" for $7.99/lb, so I guess thats what it is.
Also enjoy this Labor Day picture of Bob's shaved head and Chip's noise hair. I saw it, so now you have to too.
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Only after marinating it in the nectar of the gods: Mountain Dew.
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Bad grilling makes me pretty MATI.
DRY RUB THEM NIGGAZ.
INSTA-EDIT: Oh, fucking god, those aren't pork? Such sickly looking meat, I hope they all get food poisoning.
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Only now realized Bob has Jessica Yaniv eyes. Symmetry just isn’t encoded in the Chipman family DNA.
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So, that stain on Chippah's chest - sweat, beer or tard drool?
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Frankfurt School is a Jewish pathogen and as such cannot infect countries who never give a fuck about oven-dodgers, including Russia.
He is at least 25% troon by the looks.
I hope at least 15 of them give him the Bob Chipman Reply: who the fuck are you?
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Nationalism bad and cultural boundaries are artificial.
Trump is literally a drug addict!
We should vote Biden because he is a pawn:
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Now that the cultural elites have been born, we can't go back to be "performativly stupid":
These two idiots continues to discuss "fertility colonialism", and Bobby, with "intellectual and empathetic precision", wants the "stupid" go the way of brontosaurus:
Someone continues to live rent-free in Bobby's spacious head:
Last time I checked, most "fascists" never attempted to run people with their cars, but Bobby wants them dead nonetheless.
Again, by being buckfuck insane and murderous, Bobby makes people sympathize with Peter Coffin.
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On James Woods and other Hollywood righties:
People are mad at Disney Sues because they are female and minority!!!!
Black Panther. No idea.
More Tenet rant:
Venture Bros. Bobby doesn't think She-Ra, Korra, or even Steven's Universe as "the finest animated series if (sic) the last two decades "
Mario's Broklyn-Italian ancestry is to be sacrificed on the Altar of Colorblindness:
Did you remember Bobby is a fireworks expert?
We know where Bob will go on his birthday:
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Today in Bobby's Angels, The South China Morning Post, eons ago a broadsheet in Hong Kong, ran a story about a sex doll:
Ostensibly white-knighting Nick Parrott, Bobby grabs the mic to rant on his sociopathic "morality":
Abortion "took every legally and ethically necessary precaution":
Kiana Mai is another she/her Bobby is following; we already saw him retweeting her fanart of Team Rocket. Her art of Princesses Peach and Daisy is making rounds:
The art, predictably, inspired imitation and backlash with equal force. But as all she/hers, she is only glad that a "discourse" about black experience of racism is started:
Thirsty Bob is thirsty.
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I thought racial colorblindness was a bad thing, though...
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Bob tweets and retweets praise for Lindsay on a daily basis and has done for a few months now. Has she literally ever responded?
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What the hell do you think a gas grill looks like.
Fuck what is with the seasoning on those steaks? Its called a rub for a reason dammit!
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I like how he worries about the "origin story" of this hypothetical Mario movie when John Leguizamo already is a Columbian and Bob Hoskins was English.
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The first one is cute. I like seeing different takes on famous characters, like alternate realities, but she ruins it with trying to be 'educational' and doing the same thing over and over. Who the hell obsesses about changing the ethnicity of other people's creations?
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i can recognize blade steak on sight. That's why it's the color it is. Not that blade can't be grilled and turn out at least OK, but it's not really the best for that. It's more of a marinating/simmering steak. And yeah, the seasoning leaves much to be desired. I'd understand if like he has to go lower salt cuz blood pressure and shit like that, but man, that's the worst pepper job I've ever seen.
If you sprinkle correctly, you don't have to "spread" seasoning once it hits the meat. Joe Bastianich on Masterchef Junior told one of the kids the correct way to season, particularly with salt, "do it almost like you're blessing it" (with an up-down /forward-back motion) so that it's sprinkled evenly. But I'm guessing as nerdy as chipmans are they don't watch a whole lot of Gordon Ramsay, even though he begged America to elect Hillary in 2016 at one point.
It's hard to see if there's any salt, but I'm guessing it's mainly pepper. Maybe garlic powder too, though I'm not optimistic about that. It's like dude, invest in a pepper grinder.
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If Bob thinks fascists can't change, then let's remind him we don't think misogynist creeps can change:
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Bob is adapting and teaching his flock to parrot his lines. In this case when it comes to adressing his "kill all white people" program.
Bob: Drop Dirty Bombs in Arkansas like Dr. Strangelove!
Others: Don't be a sped Bob
Bob: You idiots don't see that I was just being facetious
Bob's Sycophants: wow, what dum-dums, they don't even know what a joke.
He has done this 3 or 4 times by now and by his past interactions you can't counter him.
Exhibit A:
Others: So we can wish death on any other race besides whites if it's done in a hyperbolic way?
Bob: Nazi! Punching down!
Bob's Sycophants: Cancel!
Exhibit B:
Others: That is just plain unfunny
Bob: Troglodyte! Unrefined Palate!
Bobs Sycophants: Dunce Cap!
Exhibit C:
Others: Bob, you're wrong, here's why.
Bob: Word salad! Win by exhausting the opponent! Throw shit at the wall!
Bobs Sycophants: He can't tweet 24 hours a day, he must have run out of arguments, Bob is teh smartest!
The only thing that gets under his skin is having his intelligence challenged. That triggers his insecurities so he must start pulling up wikipedia.
The "gotcha" culture doesn't really work on MovieBob because his time is infinite and therefore worth 0, he can go Exhibit C until the heat death of the universe.
He will never gracefully admit when he got zinged because his ego won't allow him. To quote "As Good as it Gets" : Last word freak.
He only backed down when a PoC called him a white cracka for not supporting BLM by going outside, typical shit or get off the pot. He couldn't call him a coon on Twitter since he was not a republican so he had to shut the fuck up.
The point I'm trying to make is: if he throws a word salad in your face, could you answer, "ok but what does this mean" without getting him out of context, just force him to use simple words to get his point across until he puts, in plain english, "kill all whites".
Bob: Drop Dirty Bombs in Arkansas like Dr. Strangelove!
Others: Don't be a sped Bob
Bob: You idiots don't see that I was just being facetious
Bob's Sycophants: wow, what dum-dums, they don't even know what a joke.
He has done this 3 or 4 times by now and by his past interactions you can't counter him.
Exhibit A:
Others: So we can wish death on any other race besides whites if it's done in a hyperbolic way?
Bob: Nazi! Punching down!
Bob's Sycophants: Cancel!
Exhibit B:
Others: That is just plain unfunny
Bob: Troglodyte! Unrefined Palate!
Bobs Sycophants: Dunce Cap!
Exhibit C:
Others: Bob, you're wrong, here's why.
Bob: Word salad! Win by exhausting the opponent! Throw shit at the wall!
Bobs Sycophants: He can't tweet 24 hours a day, he must have run out of arguments, Bob is teh smartest!
The only thing that gets under his skin is having his intelligence challenged. That triggers his insecurities so he must start pulling up wikipedia.
The "gotcha" culture doesn't really work on MovieBob because his time is infinite and therefore worth 0, he can go Exhibit C until the heat death of the universe.
He will never gracefully admit when he got zinged because his ego won't allow him. To quote "As Good as it Gets" : Last word freak.
He only backed down when a PoC called him a white cracka for not supporting BLM by going outside, typical shit or get off the pot. He couldn't call him a coon on Twitter since he was not a republican so he had to shut the fuck up.
The point I'm trying to make is: if he throws a word salad in your face, could you answer, "ok but what does this mean" without getting him out of context, just force him to use simple words to get his point across until he puts, in plain english, "kill all whites".
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Probably not. I once had an interaction with him like a few years back where we talked about his weird insisting the world needs an one world government because shlocky sci-fi treats planets like cities and he just stopped replying when I asked how it would come into being without colonialization.
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