🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis said:
"You always lose when you fuck with the Ralph"

"California losers can never abort me, bitch"

"Be on the lookout for that statement tomorrow baby"

"They made me do it, they made me do it, I didn't want to do it, I didn't want to release it, I hope you enjoy it"

This nigga took Gator and Bibble's advice to not talk about it. He even baited us before going into Madden. Just to drop it all at the end. Ralph, clearly ignoring the situation.
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He can't fucking help himself. Vickers, if you are reading this. Screw the 48 hours, NUKE this fucker from orbit now.
 
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Atomic Ant said:
I gotta give it to you that was a truly multi-dimensional brained play
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I can't believe it worked, and the look of disgust at being caught by something so stupid
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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SMILE. SMILE REAL PRETTY. TELL EVERYONE HOW YOUR FATHER HIT YOU. AND HOW HAPPY YOU ARE HERE.

Her: Can I just go play Kingdom Hear-

I'LL FUCKING CALL YOU AN UBER IF YOU DON'T MAKE THIS GODDAMN VIDEO. THE AYLAWGS ARE COMING FOR US FAITH! THEY'RE COMING! AND YOUR FATHER IS THEIR KING! I HAVE TO OWN THE AYLAWGS!
 
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Holy shit.

Haru Okumura said:
Any time somebody claims that 2020 is an accursed year of pure suffering, just remind them that Ethan Ralph has somehow turned his mentally ill 18-year-old girlfriend's parents into some of the most vitriolic A-logs the forum has ever seen.

Also if that degenerate JMK doesn't get rid of that Persona 5 combat screen background I'll be in the running for the top A-log spot myself.
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Time to steal another heart, eh Empress?

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Thread theme. We gotta believe!!!!
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Man Kamen Rider has changed a lot in tone since the days of Den-O
 
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Mr. Vickers, DON'T BOTHER, report him straight away, he is mentally unable to accept he lost, he will never do what's right even though he KNOWS he's absolutely in the wrong here, just don't bother giving him a chance.
He will use and manipulate Faith into saying things that hurt you and your wife even more. at this point just use whatever you have against him.
 
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Mundane Ralph said:
@Null Sorry to @ you dear feeder, but I think it's time for your return
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Our glorious leader knows when to strike. It's when Mr. Vickers posts Ralph dressed in a Sailor Moon outfit looking like this.
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I'm not posting that picture of dead Chris Farley you assholes
 
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Here's what Ralph yelled.


"You always lose when you fuck with the Ralph!"
"California losers can never abort me, bitch!"
"Be on the look out for that statement tomorrow, baby!"

Edit - This isn't everything, but fuck it, I'm tired of clipping it. Here's a longer one with a little more:
 
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