Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[tantric_depressive]

This Sauron-assed bitch writing a fanfic starring himself as 'da gud guyz', when if we're using the LotR metaphor here, we're at the scene where Jeffrey is Isildur and taking three fucking months to say, 'no, I don't think I will.'

Lotax would be Gollum falling into a volcano after biting a 'City Name Sportsteam' branded superbowl toering off of a size 13 plump hairy Troon foot

 

[Mandarys Milan II]

At this point the emperor has no skin, and very well may just be a skeleton.



I thought for a minute Lowtax had followed @HondaRider271 guidance about using LSD to kick his opioid habit.

I legit thought for a minute he finally took to crushing up and snorting the adderal for that good tweak hit. This man's priorities never cease to astound. I think the greatest way for Lowtax to go out would be to turn to that drug from that famous Crackhead Clubhouse thread. It was a Russian anti-psychotic medication from the Soviet area called (Phenazepam?) I think, and goons would eyeball dose that shit and wake up from a days to week-long bender with no memory of what the fuck just happened. Some guy woke up and realized he had purchased a Grand Piano on Ebay completely in a feuge state and another dude woke up with a voicemail from his fiance's father simply stating "If you ever speak to my daughter again we will call the police."

Of course, there's always still actually doing the right thing, but blah blah, you won't hear of it, you hate me, I'm a violent potential serial killer, I get it. Even though I'm probably one of the only people in recent years who didn't just 'Yes, And?' you and legitimately tried to help you. I know you like to take it out of context that I tried to get you hooked on jungle drugs (kratom), but that's cool. Just forget to mention the fact that I was trying to tell you it can be used to help ease your reliance on hard opiates and maybe even ween you off, and told you to seek alternative pain management where they'd actually help you get on a good diet and exercise plan and methods to find relief without prescription drug use. But that would involve boku effort and not getting high, so I guess that's out.

I'm really beginning to see why Lowtax hated his ex-wives so damn much. They're probably the only ones in his life who ever challenged him to be better.

 

[break these cuffs]

I know Logan is an insane whore but I see no reason to doubt her info on Richard’s financial state. He brought her back to live with him and made her an admin. He’s dumb enough to give her the financial info.

Lowtax loves to drunkenly bitch and throw pity parties for himself. I don't 100% believe what Logan says because she's a lying cunt, but it's entirely plausible and airing out the dirty laundry of the ex they're trying to burn is a classic BPD move.

 

[Sabrina]

I legit thought for a minute he finally took to crushing up and snorting the adderal for that good tweak hit. This man's priorities never cease to astound. I think the greatest way for Lowtax to go out would be to turn to that drug from that famous Crackhead Clubhouse thread. It was a Russian anti-psychotic medication from the Soviet area called (Phenazepam?) I think, and goons would eyeball dose that shit and wake up from a days to week-long bender with no memory of what the fuck just happened. Some guy woke up and realized he had purchased a Grand Piano on Ebay completely in a feuge state and another dude woke up with a voicemail from his fiance's father simply stating "If you ever speak to my daughter again we will call the police."

Of course, there's always still actually doing the right thing, but blah blah, you won't hear of it, you hate me, I'm a violent potential serial killer, I get it. Even though I'm probably one of the only people in recent years who didn't just 'Yes, And?' you and legitimately tried to help you. I know you like to take it out of context that I tried to get you hooked on jungle drugs (kratom), but that's cool. Just forget to mention the fact that I was trying to tell you it can be used to help ease your reliance on hard opiates and maybe even ween you off, and told you to seek alternative pain management where they'd actually help you get on a good diet and exercise plan and methods to find relief without prescription drug use. But that would involve boku effort and not getting high, so I guess that's out.

I'm really beginning to see why Lowtax hated his ex-wives so damn much. They're probably the only ones in his life who ever challenged him to be better.

Even worse, phenazepam is a benzodiazepine, with an INSANELY LONG half-life. That's why the blackouts and the extreme behavior.

Unknown if this was a goon or otherwise: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossair_Flight_498

 

[AnOminous]

Lowtax loves to drunkenly bitch and throw pity parties for himself. I don't 100% believe what Logan says because she's a lying cunt, but it's entirely plausible and airing out the dirty laundry of the ex they're trying to burn is a classic BPD move.

So is massaging the data a bit while doing so.

 

[Ghostse]

To me, it seems like it would be in Richard’s best interest to wait until the divorce and custody battles are over before moving forward with the deal. Then he doesn’t have to give a dime to his ex and children. However the timeline for that keeps creeping further out, and the excuses to why the deal isn’t complete are becoming very empty. I can only wonder how long it will take goons to catch on that Jeffrey is okay with that arrangement.

This was a possibility I forgot to include in my post. He may be waiting till after the divorce.
He might be also be trying to maximize the pain: keep Ashli stuck with her half of the tax lein while passing his half off to Jeffery. But I think that is me falling into the trap of trying to ascribe Lowtax motivations beyond "junkie".

I know Logan is an insane whore but I see no reason to doubt her info on Richard’s financial state. He brought her back to live with him and made her an admin. He’s dumb enough to give her the financial info.

Lowtax loves to drunkenly bitch and throw pity parties for himself. I don't 100% believe what Logan says because she's a lying cunt, but it's entirely plausible and airing out the dirty laundry of the ex they're trying to burn is a classic BPD move.

I don't fully believe Logan's take on Lowtax's finances not because I think she's lying, I don't trust it because A) BPD but mainly B) Her source for that information is likely Lowtax, who is not a reliable narrator.

 

[Aquinas]

i just outright dont believe logan

 

[White Devil]

Logan is about as reliable a source of information as Baghdad Bob.

 

[Mandarys Milan II]

I'm still only halfway through this thread since the events of late June, so I still have yet to read about Bogan's Wild Ride up til present. But I have interacted with her in a facebook SA offsite group, basically the last stronghold of right-wingers on SA. Logan showed up there, introduced herself, and we let her in. From my experience, at the very least on the surface she's a nice person. She fired back at me on there, in a good natured, witty way, unlike Rich who would just go straight to cries of 'NAZI WOMAN!', when I called her out (before I knew about the DV altercation). She actually handles people a lot better than Lowtax does, which shows me that at least she's got something going on upstairs. She's cool about being around us perpetual hate criminal Trump voters, and we occasionally joke around on there now.

So Logan if you're still reading this thread - heed my words - you're nowhere near as far gone as Lowtax is and can still turn it all around. I don't know if you're into drugs/hard drinking or not, or if that's another one of Lowtax's projectionist lies, if so - get clean. Find a psych and therapist who are willing to be brutally honest with you, and when you start to feel better, don't think you're 'cured' and cease taking meds/getting counseling. It's a rookie mistake a lot of Bipolar/BPD sufferers do. This needs to be a long term, life change. Stay single for a year. Work on yourself. Live alone for a while. Whatever the daddy dom/little girl sub thing is about, and I say this non-judgmentally: Get help for it. It probably stems from sexual trauma, whether you realize it or not. Enacting that fetish IRL is not helping you process that shit, you need to address.

Were you a homewrecker that said some terrible things? Yeah. You made a mistake, but not the worst one in the book, and you can get past it. Don't get involved with older men anymore. You're 26, there's no need. Don't waste the years of your life you have where you actually get to have a wide range of choices. Whether you want to blame yourself for Lowtax's downfall or not, it doesn't matter, as this couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I legit thought for a minute he finally took to crushing up and snorting the adderal for that good tweak hit. This man's priorities never cease to astound. I think the greatest way for Lowtax to go out would be to turn to that drug from that famous Crackhead Clubhouse thread. It was a Russian anti-psychotic medication from the Soviet area called (Phenazepam?) I think, and goons would eyeball dose that shit and wake up from a days to week-long bender with no memory of what the fuck just happened. Some guy woke up and realized he had purchased a Grand Piano on Ebay completely in a feuge state and another dude woke up with a voicemail from his fiance's father simply stating "If you ever speak to my daughter again we will call the police."

Of course, there's always still actually doing the right thing, but blah blah, you won't hear of it, you hate me, I'm a violent potential serial killer, I get it. Even though I'm probably one of the only people in recent years who didn't just 'Yes, And?' you and legitimately tried to help you. I know you like to take it out of context that I tried to get you hooked on jungle drugs (kratom), but that's cool. Just forget to mention the fact that I was trying to tell you it can be used to help ease your reliance on hard opiates and maybe even ween you off, and told you to seek alternative pain management where they'd actually help you get on a good diet and exercise plan and methods to find relief without prescription drug use. But that would involve boku effort and not getting high, so I guess that's out.

I'm really beginning to see why Lowtax hated his ex-wives so damn much. They're probably the only ones in his life who ever challenged him to be better.

I remember the kratom BS. Was Lowtax already doing the “muh back” routine back then? Were you aware he was eating pain pills back then?

I know Lowtax has been a pill head for years but I’m just curious how long it’s been an obvious problem to those around him IRL. It seems his downward spiral really got turbo charged after he married Ashley.

 

[Mandarys Milan II]

I remember the kratom BS. Was Lowtax already doing the “muh back” routine back then? Were you aware he was eating pain pills back then?

I know Lowtax has been a pill head for years but I’m just curious how long it’s been an obvious problem to those around him IRL. It seems his downward spiral really got turbo charged after he married Ashley.

Yeah he was pulling that routine back in 2014, though he had a bit more discretion back then. He wasn't openly using, but you could tell when he was fucked up on something other than booze. That's when he'd be shuffling around in basketball shorts barefoot and doing weird shit like calling me 'Esmeralda' and handing me a quarter and telling me to keep it forever. Every time he was completely space cadet-ing, that's when he gave me presents. I forgot about the best thing he gave me - a bunch of Gamecube games, and one of them was Eternal Darkness, because he knew it was my favorite game of all time and I didn't have my copy anymore. It was a genuinely sweet gesture.

And then he'd be sober (about midday, before he started drinking) and he'd flip to everything I do annoying him. Like playing some Benny Mardones in the background of applying for jobs while he was busy lying on the couch playing Xbox, Or having my perfectly legal herbs shipped there when a drunk in a pick up truck ran over me and Shmorky's mailbox. Rich finds the weirdest things on Earth to hold grudges over. He's probably still upset there's an episode of 2014 Gaming Garbage where you can slightly hear me shriek out and knock my chair over because a cockroach fell on my head. Wouldn't have happened if you could take at least 30 minutes of your busy day to clean. But nope, that's where 'muh chronic pain' came into play and Tax Man's horrifically negligent cheapness surrounding both his business and his life.

The last year of the office's existence was heckin' wild. Everything was a mess. There were entire rooms packed hoarder-style full of junk. I'm pretty sure at least one of those rooms contained some firearms mixed in with all the old videogames, VHS tapes, broken video equipment, and weird, dusted over props. The bathroom was infested with spiders. I puked in it once, after Lowtax kept insisting that I drink more and more when we were all watching a movie together, even though I told him I shouldn't drink booze due to the CNS condition plus my meds. So I got sick and puked in the disgusting spider bathroom and then Lowtax got mad at me for puking in it.

There were a lot of bugs in the office, spiders and roaches mostly. The backdoor and surrounding hallway was literally being taken back to nature - it was overgrown with vines from the indoors. I still have pictures from messing around in the office, and I'm pretty sure I took one of the vines, I'll have to look through them. I can post them if you want.

The only neat, clean office was Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller's. Lowtax's was the absolute worst, again full blown hoarder piles of junk, garbage, and empty liquor bottles. The area around his PC was always strewn with pill bottles, though we all just had an understanding that we don't talk about it.

So yeah, I guess you can say in 2014/2015 the space cadet behavior was pretty damn obvious.

 

[Vivacious]

One of us here should encourage Logan to commit suicide.

 

[Terrorist]

Yeah he was pulling that routine back in 2014, though he had a bit more discretion back then. He wasn't openly using, but you could tell when he was fucked up on something other than booze. That's when he'd be shuffling around in basketball shorts barefoot and doing weird shit like calling me 'Esmeralda' and handing me a quarter and telling me to keep it forever. Every time he was completely space cadet-ing, that's when he gave me presents. I forgot about the best thing he gave me - a bunch of Gamecube games, and one of them was Eternal Darkness, because he knew it was my favorite game of all time and I didn't have my copy anymore. It was a genuinely sweet gesture.

And then he'd be sober (about midday, before he started drinking) and he'd flip to everything I do annoying him. Like playing some Benny Mardones in the background of applying for jobs while he was busy lying on the couch playing Xbox, Or having my perfectly legal herbs shipped there when a drunk in a pick up truck ran over me and Shmorky's mailbox. Rich finds the weirdest things on Earth to hold grudges over. He's probably still upset there's an episode of 2014 Gaming Garbage where you can slightly hear me shriek out and knock my chair over because a cockroach fell on my head. Wouldn't have happened if you could take at least 30 minutes of your busy day to clean. But nope, that's where 'muh chronic pain' came into play and Tax Man's horrifically negligent cheapness surrounding both his business and his life.

The last year of the office's existence was heckin' wild. Everything was a mess. There were entire rooms packed hoarder-style full of junk. I'm pretty sure at least one of those rooms contained some firearms mixed in with all the old videogames, VHS tapes, broken video equipment, and weird, dusted over props. The bathroom was infested with spiders. I puked in it once, after Lowtax kept insisting that I drink more and more when we were all watching a movie together, even though I told him I shouldn't drink booze due to the CNS condition plus my meds. So I got sick and puked in the disgusting spider bathroom and then Lowtax got mad at me for puking in it.

There were a lot of bugs in the office, spiders and roaches mostly. The backdoor and surrounding hallway was literally being taken back to nature - it was overgrown with vines from the indoors. I still have pictures from messing around in the office, and I'm pretty sure I took one of the vines, I'll have to look through them. I can post them if you want.

The only neat, clean office was Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller's. Lowtax's was the absolute worst, again full blown hoarder piles of junk, garbage, and empty liquor bottles. The area around his PC was always strewn with pill bottles, though we all just had an understanding that we don't talk about it.

So yeah, I guess you can say in 2014/2015 the space cadet behavior was pretty damn obvious.

Any Dave Bunny updates? Is that nigga still alive? Rich's pining for him is really pathetic. I get that those cartoons remind him of better times but he shouldn't be nostalgic for a diaper pedo who filmed his daughters...lots of psychology going on there. It sounds like he didn't have much IRL human interaction beyond you, Shmork and Andrew for long stretches.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

One of us here should encourage Logan to commit suicide.

I would rather encourage her to start sleeping with Jeffery and take down each goon one by one.

 

[Holocaust Mansplainer]

I still have pictures from messing around in the office, and I'm pretty sure I took one of the vines, I'll have to look through them. I can post them if you want.

Please do

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I'm pretty sure I took one of the vines, I'll have to look through them. I can post them if you want.

When it comes to posting pictures highlighting Lowtax’s pathetic life, the answer is always yes, please post them.

 

[Mandarys Milan II]

Please do

I had loads of them, but a lot are lost between ages of defunct emails accounts, photobuckets, bricked phones etc. I'll post if I can still access some of those old accounts, but here's just some I have off hand saved on my comp. These are just a few from when I first arrived, and look like shit because I was driving for the past 36 hours. I will say though, the $1000 chairs were really worth every penny.

Also I just realize'd the 'Daddy's Office' banner is still up. Now I'm just sad. Maybe you should take the time to really look at this picture and reflect, Lowtax.

Bonus picture of Lowtax's old cat, Kit, who he sent to live with us after he claimed his BITCH EX WIFE made him get rid of him for some reason. Rich would do this weird thing where he'd get new pets, mostly dogs, sometimes cats, and then pawn them off to people a year or two later after claiming his current CONNIVING WHORE wife had a problem with it or something. I'm guessing the reality is he'd buy cute puppies or kittens on impulse and then get tired of taking care of them when the novelty wore off. And then blame it on his ex being a heartless bitch instead of taking responsibility for one single fucking thing in his life. Seriously, fuck you Rich, People like you are what keep the puppy mill to animal kill shelter pipeline running.

When Shmorky and I split up he abandoned both Kit and our cat while I was in the lockdown unit of a hospital and couldn't even call a neighbor to check on them and made sure they had food/water. Thankfully they were both fine, and I didn't head back to New Jersey until I made sure they were adopted by someone. So once again Rich, you're welcome for that.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

LOL at that stupid picture of the black woman smiling on the phone. Richard seems to really love having it around. I know that it shows off his wacky and zany side but it’s just dumb to hang onto it for several years like he has.

 

[CptnSnshn]

I had loads of them, but a lot are lost between ages of defunct emails accounts, photobuckets, bricked phones etc. I'll post if I can still access some of those old accounts, but here's just some I have off hand saved on my comp. These are just a few from when I first arrived, and look like shit because I was driving for the past 36 hours. I will say though, the $1000 chairs were really worth every penny.

Also I just realize'd the 'Daddy's Office' banner is still up. Now I'm just sad. Maybe you should take the time to really look at this picture and reflect, Lowtax.

Bonus picture of Lowtax's old cat, Kit, who he sent to live with us after he claimed his BITCH EX WIFE made him get rid of him for some reason. Rich would do this weird thing where he'd get new pets, mostly dogs, sometimes cats, and then pawn them off to people a year or two later after claiming his current CONNIVING WHORE wife had a problem with it or something. I'm guessing the reality is he'd buy cute puppies or kittens on impulse and then get tired of taking care of them when the novelty wore off. And then blame it on his ex being a heartless bitch instead of taking responsibility for one single fucking thing in his life. Seriously, fuck you Rich, People like you are what keep the puppy mill to animal kill shelter pipeline running.

When Shmorky and I split up he abandoned both Kit and our cat while I was in the lockdown unit of a hospital and couldn't even call a neighbor to check on them and made sure they had food/water. Thankfully they were both fine, and I didn't head back to New Jersey until I made sure they were adopted by someone. So once again Rich, you're welcome for that.
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I need sweaty toe pics just to make sure these are legit and not photoshopped

 

[Mandarys Milan II]

I need sweaty toe pics just to make sure these are legit and not photoshopped

Weirdly enough, I have you covered there. Shmorky had me stomp on a bag of Asian snacks in stiletto heels so he could film it and put it on his Vine as an attempt at surrealist humor I guess. I'm pretty sure Lowtax was there when we filmed that. This was when I bought a bunch of over the top high heels I found at Missouri Goodwills and would wear them around the office.

Right here