fuzzyrodent85
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I'm pretty sure she sent herself this ask.
This is mean.
Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties
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I'm pretty sure she sent herself this ask.
This is mean.
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The first one reminds me of the "Imagine falling in love with someone with a 4chan account" meme. It's like what she thinks internet tough guys sound like when they're harassing someone. That's the voice she argues with in the shower.
fuzzyrodent85
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Artemis is a virgin goddess though.
Why should a hunk of rock floating in the sky give a shit that you can't get pussy?
By putting clipart seashells on your nipples?
You heard wrong.
I garauntee this person is self diagnosed.
I don't know why you would take a picture of that altar. It looks sad and empty.
And then the witches spray the children with period blood.
But not against rape.
I have no doubt she sent this to herself.
>Big "don't tell your parents" uncle energy.
So Loki is a child molester?
Why is the middle hand so fat?
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Well we know he's a horsefucker and we don't know how old Svaðilfari was, so...
Nah, he's just a horsefucker.
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Imagine an autist reeeeing about trains while summoning Meteor
I garauntee this person is self diagnosed.
fuzzyrodent85
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"Am I allowed to put honey in a jar?"
Sorry to break it to you, but if you're the type of person to mix period blood and salt in an empty nail polish container for good luck, I don't think you will do well in school.
No, no and no.
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verygayFrogs
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I say yes to that last one because then he can punish these fuckers
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fuzzyrodent85
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Imagine you have a new girlfriend and she says that she's had visions of you before meeting you so she knows you're her soulmate. What do you do?
They would have the same effect as any other rock.
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fuzzyrodent85
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Would an ancient Greek goddess really talk like that?
That's not a good reason to get drunk at my son's second birthday party, Aunt Linda, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Pics or it didn't happen.
It's just a Tumblr post, no need to get your panties in a twist.
Separate but equal!
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"I'm the fun aunt! The fun witch aunt!" *Linda Belcher laugh*
Trashy.
TRASHY.
This was written by a child who has never gotten drunk in their life.
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If it's not a sacrifice, meaning it will hurt to be without it, then why would any demon or spirit or god or entity care? The whole point is to give something meaningful up for something in return. You get out what you put in.
Maybe it's just me being able to take this kind of thing seriously instead of treating it as a "hobby" or toy.
Maybe it's just me being able to take this kind of thing seriously instead of treating it as a "hobby" or toy.
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Not just you, I feel the same way. I like laughing at these idiots, but I imagine this is how fans of actual Hellenic literature feel around Percy Jackson fans. It's not like you're trying to be a snob about things, you just an interest with something that has the same names and characters, but it is very much not the same thing.
There's also that added element where you can see their hypocrisy. That's why I like this thread more than the neopagan general. Tumblr + friends (I'm happy to see Twitter and Instagram shit here too) are notorious social justice hell-hives. These are the same people who will get pissed off when they see anything they deem as "problematic", yet have no issue doing dumb shit like "lip gloss magic". They hold themselves up as the arbiters of what is worthy of respect and/or what is considered valid, but they're just a bunch of hysterical teenagers, useless smelly NEETs, and (wo)manchildren.
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It's the difference between a hobby and a belief, I think is the closest way to put it. It's a larp and any kind of learning beyond a surface pop culture level reading would expose just how much of a farce these fucks are.
fuzzyrodent85
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You better think twice about calling me dumb again or I'll get Aphrodite to beat you up!
The perfect spell to help you get that boyfriend free girl!
All that work for a little motivation? I wonder what her art looks like.
Maybe if you spent your time painting instead of "magick" you could do this. It's actually pretty easy, the daisy one is only three colors and two types of shapes.
Why would you honor someone that literally eats babies? I would understand if the tattoo was cool looking but this isn't.
I'm not.
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Aphrodite is not a war goddess. She is consistently portrayed in the ancient canon as being catty, scheming, and pathetically weak in a physical conflict.
EyelessMC
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First time back in the thread after a while, clicked a random pic here and literally the first thing I see is
"using menstrual blood as a base"
Never change, Witchblr. Never change.
Judes
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What amuses me the most about these "witches" is how they often try to claim to be superior to Christians, including in the matter of their deities being stronger or whatever, and then spend enormous amount of time, energy, and most likely money as well without producing any results, while Christians often tend to just close their eyes, say short prayer, and start with the business. I also just noticed that all this baloney is for the sake of drawing a sigil with it. Isn't the point of a sigil being just a symbol and that's how it supposed to be powerful? Comparing to Christians again, I doubt there's a difference between getting a cheap wooden cross or a gold one infused with diamonds.
I don't even know what is this at this point, some sort of superiority complex, borderline unhealthy compulsive behavior, or rubbing privilege in faces of other people. Oh, you want something? Too bad, you have no money to buy this thing for a completely obscure ritual, guess you're fucked now. Maybe this is some sort of elaborate scheme to sell more junk? Reminds me of a personal lolcow who was in massive debts, yet kept buying expensive tarot decks, as if they would somehow work better. Desperate people tend to waste their money for questionable opportunities.