🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Perspicacity]

Dear lord, listening to this I'm getting flash backs from a decade long past.

 

[Mulp]

Remember kids, if your daughter turns out to be a lying sociopath that dates a shitty eCeleb, immediately start publicly shaming them on Twitter. Make a website chronicling their personal life. Go on drama streams. This is normal behavior, and any parent who wouldn't do this is just dumb.

Could you stop shitting up the thread? If you read the thread that you are shitting up, you'd know that's not how the timeline even went.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Remember when I wrote my essay about how childless 40-year-olds are pitiable and Ralph, for whatever reason, thought the entire thing was a slight aimed at him? I think I accidentally triggered some sort of ticking clock in his brain because his very next move in life was to find the most broke-brained, baby-desperate cumdumpster on the planet to marry and have kids with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73tiBBzvFM

The clock was always there he just became aware of it. His actions remind me of Wingsofredemption fiance who was a 35 year old christian who just wanted to marry to achieve some weir traditionalist fetish they have.

 

[assburger-king]

Remember when I wrote my essay about how childless 40-year-olds are pitiable and Ralph, for whatever reason, thought the entire thing was a slight aimed at him? I think I accidentally triggered some sort of ticking clock in his brain because his very next move in life was to find the most broke-brained, baby-desperate cumdumpster on the planet to marry and have kids with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73tiBBzvFM

i memeber, i was watching live and goddamn i could never have expected the bountiful harvest that was to come

 

[Jack Awful]

You keep making things up, none of this was immediate. Also you literally just admitted she is a lying sociopath. So the fact her parents care at all is pretty good on their part. You keep driving this argument in circles trying to make yourself not look like a fool. But you just can't. The best part is that, like Gator, you think you're winning your argument.

When did I ever say Faith wasn't a shit person? They're all shit people. This wasn't the Vickers's only option like you're claiming it is. They could have said nothing. They could have posted a statement and left it alone. If she's really that bad, they could have cut her off and abandoned her, but they've entered this world of internet drama and keep engaging. They either don't love her and want the focus on how shit she is to shame her back to them, which is abusive, or just want to humiliate her for the sake of it.

Please for the love of God shut the fuck up about it already. How many times did you say you were gonna stop already? Twice? What a doofus

If you don't like discussion, don't post on an internet forum.

 

[Love Machine]

When did I ever say Faith wasn't a shit person? They're all shit people. The Vickers could have said nothing. They could have posted a statement and left it alone. If she's really that bad, they could have cut her off and abandoned her, but they've entered this world of internet drama and keep engaging.


If you don't like discussion, don't post on an internet forum.

"Wow these people are such shitty parents, they didn't abandon her to the gunt." Lol dude you make this too easy.

 

[Toma]

If any of you had kids would you livetweet and go on Godwinson when they were dating a retarded eceleb?

 

[PurpleMan69]

The whole "Ralph and I are gonna get married" angle feels weird to me as I witness this play out. I can't help but feel like this is sorta part of Faith's ever expanding plan: to marry the Gunt and to rob him of anything valuable, either through the marriage itself or the inevitable divorce afterwards.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Remember when I wrote my essay about how childless 40-year-olds are pitiable and Ralph, for whatever reason, thought the entire thing was a slight aimed at him? I think I accidentally triggered some sort of ticking clock in his brain because his very next move in life was to find the most broke-brained, baby-desperate cumdumpster on the planet to marry and have kids with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73tiBBzvFM

I suspect she is already pregnant. It would certainly make her recent behaviour in all of this... somewhat less perplexing.

 

[Fslur]

Remember when I wrote my essay about how childless 40-year-olds are pitiable and Ralph, for whatever reason, thought the entire thing was a slight aimed at him? I think I accidentally triggered some sort of ticking clock in his brain because his very next move in life was to find the most broke-brained, baby-desperate cumdumpster on the planet to marry and have kids with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73tiBBzvFM

I thought it was about Dick Masterson, but Ralph reads EVERYTHING and responds to it all. You literally control his life now.

 

[Mulp]

I can't believe the word marriage escaped Faith's lips. Ralph...you barely know this chick. I know you are bat-squeak insane but cmon. Cmon dude.

 

[ClipBitch]

The only thing I see happening as a result of all this chaos is other members of the vickers house-hold being dragged into it. Ralph probably knows who they are through Faith. Expect dribbles of their dox to leak onto cow. The love-struck sped will probably leak some new content too now that he's switched from ultra-simp to hope-she-kills-herself-edgelord.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I wish @Kraut would cut the stream so I can archive it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcZMKgsKkGY
https://archive.vn/keEd8

 

[Jack Awful]

"Wow these people are such shitty parents, they didn't abandon her to the gunt." Lol dude you make this too easy.

It's better than them stirring edrama under the guise of trying to get her home.

 

[BrainProlapse]

It's better than them stirring edrama under the guise of trying to get her home.

You made your point, the majority disagree.
You don't need to keep posting.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Guys just remember the upcoming screenshots released by Mr Vickers will be deep fakes. Especially the correspondence right before the gunt leaked the sex tape. You know, the one where he acknowledges faith played him by continuing her relationship with @Ahalfwaycrook and that he agreed she should go back home. LOL @theralph what a PATHETIC LOSER you are

 

[Jack Awful]

You made your point, the majority disagree.
You don't need to keep posting.

Fair enough.

 

[Glade Candles]

Fair enough.

Kiwis resolved a squabble in minutes that would have left Ralph friendless over the course of months.

You nerds are alright.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

You nerds are alright.

We're really not, to be honest.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

When I clicked on that link, Godwinson was yelling and complaining about how people are grifting off this. He does have an aversion over people making money off Youtube.

Mundanematt lost everything because like Ralph, he has a thin skin. Not really because of grifting and earning money off Youtube, something most Youtubers are guilty of

I think shameless grifting was Matt streaming about it last night offering nothing new.

I guarantee one of the ripples to come from all this is Matt using Ralph for content like Ralph used Matt.

The problem for Matt is, there's so many more entertaining people shitting on Ralph. Just like with Anita, the only claim to fame Matt has is that Ralph shit on him. If we get more Spicy Matt out of it, it might make him better with the online thing.

Matt's got no charisma. He can only say "Ralph baaaaad", offer a dumb political take, and bring on more interesting guests. Honestly it sounds a lot like Ralph's shtick in the Killstream's prime.

I will give Matt this though; his IRL situation is at worst mediocre. If Matt went offline he has a girlfriend, a kid, a house, and UberEats. He'd need to develop skills towards a career, but he at least has marketable skills and it's doubtful any a-logs would follow him. We'd get some jajas from Dame, a few cuck jokes, and he'd be forgotten within 2 months.

Ralph on the other hand only has this. He has higher stakes for a lower award. Even if Ralph were to "win" this feud, he'd still be a mud-covered retard forced into the gutter of the internet, and even that position is one Pillstream away from being revoked. Barred from success on mainstream sites, not ballsy enough to make money off the dark web, Ralph is in a lot worse of a position than Matt ever was at his worst.