US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Quixotic Man said:
Harris and Obama get down to the hard hitting facts about Joe Biden. Like the fact that he likes Ice Cream and Pasta. Could a Biden follow Trump's stunning "two scoops" behavior?

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I am loving the low energy and general lack of enthusiasm from Obama. He isn't even happy in the preview shot. Also quite a lack of endorsing from old boy here... it's like he knows this is a terrible idea.

Or maybe literal cocksuckers just kind of repulse him? But how to explain his relationship with Michelle...
 
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ufukiniggas said:
Or maybe literal cocksuckers just kind of repulse him?
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that;s not what I've heard heh heh heh
sperginity said:
dementia has different severity levels
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yeah afaik from docs I've worked with dementia is more a symptom than a specific thing
like "fever" can be from a bunch of shit and a lot of it is treated similarly but the underlying issue can be very different, "dementia" is more the fancy medical way of saying "you're fucking crazy and dumb and shit, brah"
 
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RockPaper said:
Quite the contrary. I have a family member who has never voted R and never will. She's too old to change that, and was excited for Hillary. She's totally disgusted with this 2020 choice. She'd never, ever vote Trump, but is irritated and crestfallen that Biden is the candidate. She's not a weirdo Lefty Bernie voter, by the way. The more she sees, the more disappointed she is. She will vote and she'll vote for Joe (because she's old school and always votes), but it makes me wonder how many other normal "D" voters who are as disappointed as she is, but unlike her will actually stay home.
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She sounds like Brutus, who murdered Ceasar for the good of the people and got BTFO in the end.

Or that one Japanese movie where some loyal retainer will fight to still defend his master, who is pure evil and the retainer knows it and still fights to protect him from some assasin sent to kill him.

The silver lining is that independent voters have grown for a reason and majority hopefully go for Trump. Any democrat left at this stage are traitors to the country and the people, fuck them including that women.

I am a independent voter who voted for Bernie over Hillary but thought Trump was a nut job and voted for the establishment. It's taken three years but Trump has won me over with his policies and the giant bullshit being pushed by shitlibs.
 
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She sounds like Brutus, who murdered Ceasar for the good of the people and got BTFO in the end.
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She's one of those people who watches nothing but MSNBC and still thinks she's voting for Truman and JFK. You know, one of those people who never noticed that the Dems aren't the same party they were then, and you can't just robotically repeat "D is for the working man, R is for the rich." The internet and any news that comes from it doesn't exist at all for her. She has no contact with it at all. I've tried my best, but it's pointless.
 
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Steve Kornacki is a national treasure.
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the next suggested videos are hilarious:

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wasn't this guy already proven a liar?
 
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“And what makes his wild claims and hopes... He now hopes we don’t notice what he said, or won’t remember, and when he does follow through, or doesn’t do, when follow through, the exact opposite”

Mr. Krabs, do you how do.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
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“And what makes his wild claims and hopes... He now hopes we don’t notice what he said, or won’t remember, and when he does follow through, or doesn’t do, when follow through, the exact opposite”

Mr. Krabs, do you how do.
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1) >"Buy American"

I can't help but feel like this is Biden aping a conservative sentiment. After COVID exploded globally, I had the sense that it was the Republicans (conservatives in general, really) who insisted on domestic purchasing the most.

2) Biden's this kid grown up:

 
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