Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Completely apropos but does anyone remember or have the original story of why MundaneMatt took an instant disliking to Dax? All I have is a vague memory of them meeting at Vidcon one year and saying he seemed scummy or something. Can't seem to find the genesis of it with 95% of IBS being nuked and paywalls and shit.
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Iirc he flipped at him (both on his show and on twitter) for taking Maddox's side in the lolsuit.

Or at least, what Dax perceived as taking Maddox's side.
 
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Unog said:
Iirc he flipped at him (both on his show and on twitter) for taking Maddox's side in the lolsuit.

Or at least, what Dax perceived as taking Maddox's side.
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No he definitely took Maddox's side. His argument was that he knew Maddox anx Maddox never lied to him, so there must be some truth in the lol suit.

Now, as dumb as that take is, what would be an alpha chad like Dick Mastersons reaction to it? If you guessed sperg out and act like Matt was hitler while not even thinking of a good insult for him (i.e. Pizza the Hutt), then you guessed correctly!
 
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soy_king said:
Now, as dumb as that take is, what would be an alpha chad like Dick Mastersons reaction to it? If you guessed sperg out and act like Matt was hitler while not even thinking of a good insult for him (i.e. Pizza the Hutt), then you guessed correctly!
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Sad. The only response to Jarbo doing something dumb is make a boulder joke, call him a soy-filled bitch, and laugh at him.
 
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If I were Dax, I'd be praying that it doesn't come out that Ralph groomed faith before she was 18.
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If I were Dax, I'd be praying that the giving faith a Fake ID shit is Bs, because giving a minor a fake id is a felony with fines up to 100,000 or a year in jail
sure hope she didn't make a single text or discord message about it...
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
Dax shilling another gofundme.

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the dick show imagery is a nice touch but imo it needs more maddox references
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Nice catch. I am going to see what I can dig into about Trenton Wilson.

Why is Dax plugging a gofundme? If you guessed deflection and good boy points you are correct!
The last few times Dax has promoted GoFundMe garbage it was
- A scam that he PERSONALLY knew Riley was lying about (or atleast knew the bank account was in the negative).
- Hazencruz E-begging for money to be saved of a life of "garbages"
- The mystery plane ticket for a funeral that no one knows who it was for
- The gofundme of some sleazy fan who fakes being his "dead" wife on only fan and claims the show is how they met (and most likely was scamming the retards of the show)

While there are upgrade in hospital stay experience perks for more money (private rooms, food, ect.) it usually varies on level of insurance and needs. This shit about premium surgery vs. basic surgery makes no fucking sense.

I wonder if the GoFundMe's that Dax promotes give Dax a kick back to promote them...

Also anyone look at Dax's Patreon recently? How strange it is going back up.
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Also isn't it weird the amount per patron is also magicly going up despite Dax is not under any kind of "free speech" attack?
Who are these new patrons?
Why are they giving Dax MORE money and for what? Dax is not offering any special perks for anything more than $5. Discord hug box access is only a dollar.
 
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I think that's just dumbass fans with no money repledging after they got declined on the 1st. It's month by month that really tells.


Also, if there's one man who can't handle having his balls busted. . .
 
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I think that's just dumbass fans with no money repledging after they got declined on the 1st. It's month by month that really tells.
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And all upping their donations? That said I've seen bounces like this after the monthly drop all Patreons seem to have, but the per-donor amount going up is a little weird.
 
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Quorthon said:
If I were Dax, I'd be praying that it doesn't come out that Ralph groomed faith before she was 18. With all his recent guntguarding and pedo-shielding on Twitter, that revelation would bring new meaning to the term "bad look." Imagine the fire.
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If I were dad I'd pray that if she was groomed, it gets pinned on gunt instead of myself because I need to sample the product.
 
Well, then again. A friend of mine is well convinced Dax has nothing like the audience he once had, and the occasional spikes followed vy declines are occasional increases in money from some covert source masking an overall trend towards further irrelevance.

But it may be that they "up" their donations in order to get the videos they for some reason crave, while fully intending not to pay come the end of the month.

EDIT: not the monthly spikes, mind you. Those are logical enough. No, scroll out to "all time." He had an initial meteoric rise followed by a slump, logically enough. Then he had a huge junp when the lolsuit came public, followed by a dropping off, also plausible. However, it has happened several times since, with big increases in October 2018, August 2019, and most recently this summer, each time followed by the same leisurely decline.
 
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Unog said:
Never thought we'd get to the point that he'd just accept it as a title, but here we are.

Seriously, his drama with the pedo defense is anathema to self deprecatory comedy.
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He has absolutely no self awareness about just how repulsive most people find this, because his audience is among the pathetic and insane.
 
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