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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
There was water damage in the bedroom closet when he moved in. This was due to a leak in the roof. The roof eventually got repaired. In fact he set up the green screen in his garage because the roofers were working that day and Phil couldn't stream because of the noise.

There was also the problem with his leaky sink. He posted pics of this and there was massive water damage and suspected mold growth under the sink.

Phil has mentioned in the past that he has a couple humidifiers to help with the dry air. We know Phil is too lazy to properly clean them. Maybe this could spread mold spores?

When Phil first moved to Washington he remarked how the clean air cured his post nasal drip. He didn't snort any more! Then slowly over time his snort came back. Hmm. A combination of dust and mold spores might do that.
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I notice one glaring detail missing from these posts. That he had someone come in and replace sheetrock and bleach the 2x4s behind it to remediate what was there.
 
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?!?

HE PULLED IN OVER 330$ IN TIPS SO FAR?!?

For moving a chair?!

I can’t even...


Oh, and of course Phil did his custom character in Avengers in his usual autistic way. Other people experiment, have some fun. Play as the opposite sex or make their character as ugly or as attractive as they can. Phil? Fuck no. He always has to set the same goateed jowlface for his character. Autism or NPD?
 
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Fapcop said:
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?!?

HE PULLED IN OVER 330$ IN TIPS SO FAR?!?

For moving a chair?!

I can’t even...
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They had to comfort him, he was emotionally distraught over the Vest Streak ending!
You see, Phil was worried that he'd get less money without the Vest Streak. Even though his fans organically tip him money because they're enjoying his streams, not because of the Vest.
 
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Fapcop said:
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?!?

HE PULLED IN OVER 330$ IN TIPS SO FAR?!?

For moving a chair?!

I can’t even...


Oh, and of course Phil did his custom character in Avengers in his usual autistic way. Other people experiment, have some fun. Play as the opposite sex or make their character as ugly or as attractive as they can. Phil? Fuck no. He always has to set the same goateed jowlface for his character. Autism or NPD?
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Pretty much expected after a giant sperg out from Phil about his vest streak dying. Once you see people continuously giving him $200 to spin in a chair day after day, then its exceptional.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
They had to comfort him, he was emotionally distraught over the Vest Streak ending!
You see, Phil was worried that he'd get less money without the Vest Streak. Even though his fans organically tip him money because they're enjoying his streams, not because of the Vest.
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Fuck, watched some of his stream, and instantly remembered why I started just watching detractor highlights.

80% of his stream is just Phil reading aloud from the screen and being an idiot.

”Go to Chastity McBride in the commissary? Where is the commissary? I have no idea where the commissary is! ACK! ACK! ACK! Oooohh, THERE it is! I couldn’t see it because they made the light really dark here. Press X to highlight and purchase a cosmetic? How do you do that? I’m pressing X nothing is happening! ACK! ACK! ACK!”


Jeeeez, how the F do people watch this unironically?!?

Also Big ups and an F for respect for the detractors who have to sit through this shit and cut it into a 10 min video.
 
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Fapcop said:
Fuck, watched some of his stream, and instantly remembered why I started just watching detractor highlights.

80% of his stream is just Phil reading aloud from the screen and being an idiot.

”Go to Chastity McBride in the commissary? Where is the commissary? I have no idea where the commissary is! ACK! ACK! ACK! Oooohh, THERE it is! I couldn’t see it because they made the light really dark here. Press X to highlight and purchase a cosmetic? How do you do that? I’m pressing X nothing is happening! ACK! ACK! ACK!”


Jeeeez, how the F do people watch this unironically?!?

Also Big ups and an F for respect for the detractors who have to sit through this shit and cut it into a 10 min video.
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The proof that God has left us and no longer strikes down the wicked, the unworthy, and the unjust just keeps piling up this year.
 
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Only Phil would consider using a chair that he possessed and simply hadn't used recently as a massive improvement to the viewing quality of his stream. I really think he can't tell the difference between his streaming experience and the viewer's streaming experience.

Phil, I'm not sitting in the fucking chair. I'm not the one who just now is actually facing the screen for the first time. I'm not the one who can more easily type names on the leaderboard because I'm too stupid to figure out how to get it to update automatically like 90% of streamers. These stream "enhancements" have nothing to do with the stream, it's just slightly more comfortable for you. The viewer doesn't benefit in the slightest from this; the viewing experience hasn't changed.

If you found jeans that fit better, would that be a stream enhancement? What about a cushion for lumbar support? Better porn to jerk it to before stream so you're more satisfied? I would ask how much you need for all that but considering all you did was reuse an old chair you've owned for years and acted like it's some massive remodeling that changes the very fabric of the streaming landscape I don't suppose you need any money for comparable upgrades.

Just incredible.
 
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