Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[GayDemiBoy]

I wouldn't be shocked if he's doing it on purpose to bomb the house showing because change is scary and it would mean he'd eventually have to move.

Given Lou's childish mentality this is probably the case. What is Lou going to do if his mom is able to sell the house? Does he just expect his mom to let him move in with her once she gets a new place? It's also going to be a change to leave a house you've basically bound yourself to. Without a job or just even a general outdoor hobby that house is probably Lou's safe place and his entire world. That's all he knows about homes and what having one as an adult is like. If he's getting SSI it's probably a very small amount that would make getting a shitty apartment pretty hard. Not mentioning Lou probably hasn't built up a credit history. Lou could go homeless next season if Mama Gag's sells the hovel.

 

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Maybe because you're a 36yr old man who can take care of himself and the fact that you apparently do this all the fucking time? Real sad.

If you're sick, people will assume you want to be left alone. When most people are sick, especially early in the morning, they will just sleep it off.

Do you really think you live with a family of mind readers? Whether or not they love you unconditionally or hate you without reason, they're not going to bother a sick family member unless they're specifically asked to help. Besides, how do you assist somebody who just threw up? Once it's over, you feel awful for about ten minutes and you're back on your feet. Losing your pre-post-pre-breakfast meal of fifty hot wings isn't going to put you down all day unless you have a worse illness paired with it, which you obviously don't since otherwise you'd be whining incessantly about it.

 

[Great Dane]

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[kevin]

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someone send him a box of detergent and a copy of Laundry For Dummies.
I would bet the real reason no one came to check up on him after his urpy-burpies (aside from the fact that he's a dickbag no one can stand) is that he so constantly makes a big deal about minor inconveniences everyone is sick of pandering to him. besides, his family told him to go to the doctor for his foot and he ignored them, so why should anyone waste their time on him now?
seriously it blows my mind that any adult expects to be coddled and babied over a single bout of nausea. some sympathy is nice, sure, but it's not a life threatening condition that you need to be nursed through.

 

[Documenter]

If only he'd go the proper munchie road and pick his foot to the bone, like our vampire munchie does to her legs. But I doubt he has the conviction to get that far, it's like the time he was claiming to be disabled when he capitalised on him supposedly being bipolar. That took like a week?
It's only a phase until the donations dry up and he has to try something different. Maybe a stomach ulcer from dry swallowing ibuprofen. Or more loose teeth from getting scurvy, since I doubt that fat faggot ingests anything healthy.
You are fooling nobody Louis Gagliardi the IIIrd, you are a kissless unlovable mysoginistic, depraved virgin and unless you stop being a leech on your mother's sagging tit. You'll never ever amount to be anything and be happy. Die mad you autistic lard assed fat cow.

 

[Immortal Technique]

Any 36 year old loser that cries this much about puking should be brought behind the shed and put down. Lou has the mental fortitude that is equal to toddlers.

 

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Well, it appears my prediction was as precise as it could possibly be. His mother left him alone because she assumed he wanted to be, he slept most the day away anyway, and his only symptom was just throwing up.

Realistically, I'd expect Louis to complain if his mother checked regardless.

"So I don't know if this is a common sense thing to people, but if somebody is sleeping off an illness, DO NOT BOTHER THEM TO 'HELP.' My mother woke me up to ask if I wanted lunch (why would you eat after throwing up???) and I'm starting to feel sick all over again because of it. She's probably doing it on purpose so that I eventually die from what I've got."

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Stop wishing death on him, if Louie Boy dies before he becomes the biggest cow thread on this forum and reaching 20k in record time I’m going to have to dump out the most expensive bottle of booze in my cabinet to mourn the loss of my favorite reality show.

At the very least I want to see the “Lou Gets Evicted” story arc.

 

[Sintharia]

Stop wishing death on him, if Louie Boy dies before he becomes the biggest cow thread on this forum and reaching 20k in record time I’m going to have to dump out the most expensive bottle of booze in my cabinet to mourn the loss of my favorite reality show.

At the very least I want to see the “Lou Gets Evicted” story arc.

Don’t waste the booze. Put it to good use instead if the series finale comes sooner than expected.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Well, it appears my prediction was as precise as it could possibly be. His mother left him alone because she assumed he wanted to be,

Uh......nooooooooooooooooooo........it's because she's dead. DUH!
lol. I crack myself up. Who has fatty in the death pool?

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Don’t waste the booze. Put it to good use instead if the series finale comes sooner than expected.

Don’t shame me for my unhealthy coping mechanisms you transphobic nazi bigot Kiwifarmer terrorist rapist transphobe.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Maybe his family doesn't want to get sick. Just sayin. Is he really so selfish that he'd want his immunocompromised family to get sick because of him? Thought he wanted to keep them all safe.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Is he really so selfish that he'd want his immunocompromised family to get sick because of him?

This fruit is so low-hanging that I won't even touch it.

 

[Ol' Slag]

How the fuck does a shirt, a blanket and Gatorade cost 75?

I bought some handstiched badass blanket the other day and that shit was like 50. You can't tell me a fucking white t shirt and a six pack of Gatorade is over 25 dollars

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

(Thanks @Athena's Biggest Fan I can’t believe I missed this gold mine when it was posted lol)

Glad you enjoyed it. I'd love to give her her own thread, but I've pretty much run out of leads on her. I'm content with what I found and shared. Though I did track down another retarded gay op she pulled related to ChipFoxx that is hilarious in its stupidity.

But on the subject of Lou, let's all get ready for the impending spergfest since reports say that the release date for Lou's precious self-bought birthday present, Wonder Woman 1984, is going to get bumped into November/December. There'll be at least one suicide-bait out of him if this does go down.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Glad you enjoyed it. I'd love to give her her own thread, but I've pretty much run out of leads on her. I'm content with what I found and shared. Though I did track down another retarded gay op she pulled related to ChipFoxx that is hilarious in its stupidity.

But on the subject of Lou, let's all get ready for the impending spergfest since reports say that the release date for Lou's precious self-bought birthday present, Wonder Woman 1984, is going to get bumped into November/December. There'll be at least one suicide-bait out of him if this does go down.

I wonder if Lou has a Wonder Woman cum jar yet.

 

[Loona]

Oh goodness gracious, that sounds absolutely horrible! If only we had some kind of mechanical contraption widely available to any buyer that could clean dirt and vomit (lol "throw up" very very authorly indeed Lou) out of clothes and fabrics! They could be called "washing machines" since that's what they'd do, right...

And the whole "I got vomit on some things so I need to throw them away and replace them" thing really highlights one of Louie's major problems. He sees everything as disposable. Nothing has value to him because he has never had to work for anything he has. Doesn't matter if the person who donated money to him worked double overtime to get that money, doesn't matter if they had to go without because they wanted to help out someone they thought was in genuine need, Louie has no concept of that because he's been a lazy, jobless sack of shit who has never had to go without. Got some puke on a new shirt? Well, better toss that puppy out and buy a new one. What do you mean washing machine? The fuck is that?

Pretty to think that Lou know how to use a washing machine.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Stop wishing death on him, if Louie Boy dies before he becomes the biggest cow thread on this forum and reaching 20k in record time I’m going to have to dump out the most expensive bottle of booze in my cabinet to mourn the loss of my favorite reality show.

At the very least I want to see the “Lou Gets Evicted” story arc.

To me, that really is one of the funniest things about Lou. His thread's only been running since February, and it's already managed to match or outpace some of the site's oldest cow threads, even with his routine DFE'ing. It takes a tremendous level of whinging and spergery to pull off something like that. I'd say it was impressive if it weren't so pathetic.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I wonder if Lou has a Wonder Woman cum jar yet.

A jar would never work, Lou's hand would need to be able to reach his penis to direct the cum into the jar.

Spoiler: Lou's cum jug

 

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How much fucking gatorade is he buying that he spends $75 on it? Hell, I bet you can't even push a shopping cart with that much gatorade, Lou. You can't expect to be coddled at age 36, Lou. You complain that they don't treat you like your nephew, but something to put in to perspective: he is 3 decades younger than you, Lou. Not 3 years, 3 decades. That's 30 years. Even a normal 30 year old wouldn't whine about anything as much as you do, Lou. Or should we call you Karen because we all know that's what you are.

This might sound crazy but I blame the guy that knocked Lou's front teeth out for all this whining. If he had just hit Lou a little harder, maybe Lou wouldn't have any teeth and there would be a little peace in the Gagliardi family home.

Cannot wait to see the moving arc and I have an outlook that Lou will have to share a room with his nephew or something. Imagine the nephew telling Lou to clean up his half of the room.