DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

Status
Not open for further replies.
TurboSwine said:
Truly he is the Goutfather.
Click to expand...
The spudfather
pixomatic_892020155812498.png
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Epanred, WWE Champion, Iron Father and 17 others
PieceofShet said:
Why didnt he fix the wall?
... Or move the camera so we dont see that stain?
Why didnt he put up greenscreen? It has room, such a no brainer.
Why didnt he just use the pc chair? That thing has no back support.
Why didnt he moved laptop in front of him?
Click to expand...
He's too busy doing real adult things as a real adult shtreemer and spending time with his real adult wife and faux real cat-child to worry about such time consuming, trivial things. Nudnik.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: 74 Screaming Armadillos, Blitzkrieger, FamicomGorby and 2 others
PieceofShet said:
Why didnt he fix the wall?
... Or move the camera so we dont see that stain?
Why didnt he put up greenscreen? It has room, such a no brainer.
Why didnt he just use the pc chair? That thing has no back support.
Why didnt he moved laptop in front of him?
Click to expand...
Fixing the wall would involve hiring mexican guys to come do it for him
Moving the camera would require phil to use his arm muscles that are weakened from grocery shopping or something I dont fucking know.
He needs a whole new greenscreen and stand for it you expect him to just use tape or tacks or nails? gtfo nudnik
That is the PC chair he uses for the PC he can't use a pc chair for non pc use that would void its tax exemption status
He can barely lift a gallon of milk you expect him to lift a laptop? Must weigh like 1 whole kilogram (go google what that is in lbs)
 
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: draculapenis, 74 Screaming Armadillos, PieceofShet and 3 others
Texas Funnyhair said:
He'd need to get some actual studio lighting in office for it since for a green screen to work it needs to be evenly lit.

Overall his whole setup would be better if he got some lights cause I think part of the issue is that his camera is switching to a higher ISO since regular house lighting is pretty dim for a camera.
Click to expand...

but dude he’ll get heat stroke if he had professional lighting it’s just not possible

Julia Chang said:
I'm not the one who can more easily type names on the leaderboard because I'm too stupid to figure out how to get it to update automatically like 90% of streamers.
Click to expand...

Agree with everything else you’ve said but this is by Phil’s design in order to garnish more tips. When he’s slow to add the big donations more tips come in to hit the goal that has already been hit. Likewise the end of pre stream just after shoutouts he has his super legit toilet break, in reality this is just to allow more tips to come in for him to acknowledge before actually starting the game
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Sir Wesley Tailpipe, draculapenis, 74 Screaming Armadillos and 1 other person
Ya know guys, now that the streak is over, and nothing has yet replaced it despite Phil pushing for it, it’ll be interesting to see what happens with Phil’s “Water breaks”.

Phil is lazy and dumb as a rock, he might take a fake water break once or twice, to keep up appearances.

But if Alotta Peepul are right about the water breaks being when he coordinates with helpful whales, we’ll know for sure soon, if he just drops them.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Agree
Reactions: 74 Screaming Armadillos, Si vis pacem para bellum and Zappin’ And Spazzin’
I don't even know where to start. Streaming is his job and he's just okay with broadcasting a stained wall? Green screens are incredibly cheap now. Or just paint the fucking wall chroma key green. Can you imagine the setup he'd have if he wasn't addicted to oily muscle men pics? He's honestly like a junkie. Doing the bare minimum, holding out his tin cup at stoplights and quitting the exact moment he's got enough for his next fix.
 
  • Feels
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Abominacione, draculapenis, 74 Screaming Armadillos and 3 others
The thing is this reaction was basically predetermined. He could point the camera at Jasper's litter box and say this is a massive improvement. The whales were already waiting in the wings, chuckling to themselves and adjusting their monocles as the crowd they feel attends them spergs out because they shovel money into the fire pit like its coal and Phil just pockets it all while thinking of them like they're idiots.

And it goes without saying that this will be spun as a massive and indomitable win. I mean, technically it is. He told his wife to clean up his mess and he got paid for it. But now it will be detractors are beaten! We've won! The vest streak was a trap and they fell for it! By the way I need $600 tonight...

In reality, at least for me, it has almost nothing to do with Phil anymore, and morr the collective masochism of his cult. It fascinates. I must know more.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Feels
Reactions: 74 Screaming Armadillos, Muppetmode, TheKatIsNowGone and 4 others
Pandalee’s Tits said:
He said they stuffed it in their storage nook. So basically moved the disgusting bacteria breeding ground from one room to another.
Click to expand...
Do not believe his lies. He strapped that fucker to Kat and whipped until she hauled it to the corner.
Phil doing manual labour. What are you? New?
 
  • Like
Reactions: 74 Screaming Armadillos, Nypical Haterade Comment, RemoveKebab and 4 others
Iamfrigide said:
The thing is this reaction was basically predetermined. He could point the camera at Jasper's litter box and say this is a massive improvement. The whales were already waiting in the wings, chuckling to themselves and adjusting their monocles as the crowd they feel attends them spergs out because they shovel money into the fire pit like its coal and Phil just pockets it all while thinking of them like they're idiots.

And it goes without saying that this will be spun as a massive and indomitable win. I mean, technically it is. He told his wife to clean up his mess and he got paid for it. But now it will be detractors are beaten! We've won! The vest streak was a trap and they fell for it! By the way I need $600 tonight...

In reality, at least for me, it has almost nothing to do with Phil anymore, and morr the collective masochism of his cult. It fascinates. I must know more.
Click to expand...
DSP's disrespect to his own viewers is boundless. Between the constant lying, scamming, and overall bad conduct (snorting and belching), he probably has more disdain for them than his detractors. He refuses to get invested in anything they talk about. Most messages sent to him are met with "Oh, yeah?" and are brushed off, and if they start having their own fun in his chat he berates them for not paying attention to him.
But they are enablers. Letting Phil get away with half an hour of just the same music they listen to every day on pre-streams, the state of his pre-streams in general, showering him with money when his alibis for needing money are the furthest thing from coherency. Even if today was laughably low effort, it still shows that they have the ability to make Phil "change" things by threatening his income, but it seems they just don't know any better or literally don't give the slightest fuck about the state of Phil's streams. Just getting their rocks off by throwing money at the infamous name that is Darksydephil.
While it's true that most of Phil's viewers are contrarians and """ironic""" trolls, there are those sad sorts that people like Phil and websites like Twitch are built from the ground up to prey on. It's fucking sad.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: draculapenis, 74 Screaming Armadillos, Si vis pacem para bellum and 4 others
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back