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Schmeckel said:
You know, that would actually be a funny gimmick. Some old fogey playing new-ish or recent video games and ranting about how it isn't really like the beaches of Normandy.... I would be willing to bet they'd have a pretty good audience. In yesteryear, seeing the "old people react" videos was kind of amusing because of how generally insulated the old folks were from pop culture and random internet shit. Popping in to see grandpa fuss around with Doom and lose his shit because being ambushed by Charlie was more traumatizing would be great.

Instead, we have a 40 year old man child, sucking the life out of a hobby that millions of people enjoy because he's so shit at it.

Maybe he'll get white hot popular again in 25 years.
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Do you think Phil will live to see his sixties? He'd be the first assisted-living streamer.
 
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tzgnilki said:
completely unrelated, I just realised 9/11 is coming up, can't wait to see how he makes the day about himself
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he's going give some boomer story about where he was during 9/11 and how difficult it was in America and etc. Basically act like an expert and talk as if he's talking to people who have no idea what 9/11 is.
 
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Well back to old Phil complaining to his viewers on why he didn't make the goal. I remember back during the Modern Warefare Remaster days where he would bitch about not making the goal and blaming the game. I swear Dave is like the stock market, he goes up in tips and then months of downs then months going back up. It is a pattern with Dave, but eventually, he might be like those stocks that jus plummet and sink to nothingness. I give Dave less than 4 years before he gets a job.
 
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Schmeckel said:
He also uses fucking potato-tier resolution for his pictures, so there could also just be artifacting making it look worse when it zooms in. I would think that any kind of mold would be higher up on the wall if whatever leak/issue was preexisting since that room hasn't been touched, really, in years.

But, who the fuck really knows? This is Phil. He's gross as fuck.
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So another thing it could be from someone who cleans and does small drywall jobs after pet owners is that cats tend to leak on the walls sometimes, just straight up take a piss on walls on the downlow. Most owners don't remember/never knew but it's so damned common and gross. It is entirely possible this turned an already bad moisture problem worse if the moisture problem itself wasn't the center stage all along.
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Edit: If you can't tell by now, I'm struggling to get my youtube video to embed here so I'll just upload the mp4
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"lean-in-swivel-ban" dude he needs to start noscope360 banning people for a laugh
The Goutsketeer said:
Oh my god... look at that bald spot
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Man he REALLY clowns it up in this stream. He's definitely trying his hardest to act like he perceives other streamers because he's a fucking moron and doesn't understand good nature or fun casual interest. Its all transactional to him.
 
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So a few pages back, someone mentioned that spinning the chair is going to be a "detractor" meme because of how retarded he looks and the fact that we have the fortune of seeing his bald spots clearly when he does it. After thinking about it, I don't think it will just because Dave put a $200 paywall in order for him spin around and that's per stream. That being said, if it's not working or if he switches chairs as he's started to bitch about it already, then it might become a bannable offense
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
This is the impression I'm getting because of how bad he is with his money.

Imagine him having to clear room from his nook including the chair he's using now, then bringing that loveseat out of the room somehow(unless it's taken apart), rearranging the nook for space then stuffing the loveseat in there, then dragging the chair from the bedroom to his office.

That's a lot of work for even him.

Then again, is there even much room in that nook for his love seat? seemed pretty fuckin full with just the chair itself.

I think he paid to have it hauled off. Unless he wanted to stuff it in Khet's room if for some reason there isn't a bed in there anymore.

Edit: Maybe there is room. Doesn't he keep the shitbox in here too?
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he had soulmaid clean out the nook, his room and most likely removed the dry cum couch
 
You know in a way the vest streak is a mirror of Phil's entire career: it fell into his lap he milked it to oblivion and now he somehow tries to reinvent the streak. It starts of well but falls quickly as it seems. And he reminisces About the "good old days" when the streak was Fresh.
 
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