Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[kevin]

oh so now he's down TWO blankets, not just one. gotta keep piling on those grift expenses. his blubbering about being "too weak" to stand after his baby puke session cracks me up. if he can't stand it's because his legs can't support his 500+lbs.
everything about those tweets is so infantile. whining about his foot, his upset tum tum, his birthday that mommy and daddy will just IGNORE as though he's not the specialest birthday boy ever.... I wonder if he's throwing tantrums irl or if he keeps his pity act to twitter.

 

[Casta Spersions]

How can you brag about not putting sheets on your bed? That's just gross.
Or about puking everywhere. I did that ONCE as an adult when I had a terribly nasty flu, and that is the first time I've mentioned it to anyone other than the family member who decided to play nurse for me that day.

I have watched a lot of my 600 lb life, and almost none of those people used sheets either. IIRC neither does Amberlynn. The theory seems to be that when you are that fat the fitted sheets just spring off. Nothing but their girth is stopping them from draping a flat sheet over their overworked mattresses, but there you have it. Can you imagine the smell?

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Lou doesn't need to curl up to be roughly the shape of a ball.

He can't stay off his foot? What the hell was he doing all day while he puked, marching in a band?

Not gonna bother commenting on why people would pay attention to a 6 year old's birthday while ignoring a grown ass adult who should have better things to worry about. Question Lou, if somebody bought your nephew a birthday present would you slap your name on it like it was from you or would you make it known that you sacrificed nothing for the gift?

I'm still chuckling over Lou saying anybody would describe him as a nice little girl. Replace all those words with antonyms and you're much closer.

 

[Alpha Faggot]

I've cracked the code:

Lettuce = french fries / tomatoes = nuggets. No wonder he's obsessed with those.

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What a hog. Female artist has insight into her work. Lou: I touch muh little lady dick to the boobs.

Fucking hell. Just when I thought he couldn't be more tone-deaf than he already is.

EDIT: Because I missed it somehow: Louieboy you're fat enough that you probably don't need a blanket. Bears envy the amount of fat you have when they hibernate for the winter.

 

[JoyQ]

Lou convinced himself he’s sick because quality of food. If he ate gourmet premade food constantly he would be super healthy.


I’d love to know what he’s referring to when he says “instead of asking for help” when his begging posts are posted 24/7 and are updated twice daily

Breaking a fast after being sick with corn dogs. Doesn’t get why he’s sick.



I’m a meat eater and even I know this doesn’t make any sense. Not eating green things isn’t a political statement.


Also he’s yelling about nazi terfs again

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Lou convinced himself he’s sick because quality of food. If he ate gourmet premade food constantly he would be super healthy.
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I’d love to know what he’s referring to when he says “instead of asking for help” when his begging posts are posted 24/7 and are updated twice daily
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Breaking a fast after being sick with corn dogs. Doesn’t get why he’s sick.

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I’m a meat eater and even I know this doesn’t make any sense. Not eating green things isn’t a political statement.
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I'd wager if he legit bought lettuce etc, he didn't wash it before eating it. Always wash your salad, that shit been near the ground and shit you never know what germs are in it. Can't rely on the factory to clean it properly either since it's done mostly by machine these days and a light spray of water by a shower won't so enough all the time.

My mum got a bit of food poisoning a few months back and we put if down to salad she had, as we all had the same meal except she made herself a side salad with lettuce, spring onion, tomato and cucumber. She didn't wash the lettuce before hand and was puking and shitting later that evening. Stuff like e-coli loves a good bit of dirt on the ground, all it takes is one little trace of it and you get a 24 hour vomiting gift from nature.

So yeah PSA wash your lettuce especially if it isn't bagged, more likely the later layers haven't had a good wash in comparison to the outer ones.

 

[Immortal Technique]

I'd wager if he legit bought lettuce etc,

We;re talking about a faggot that had a hole in their foot for 2 months because "of geeuze, it was a piece of glass" that the doctor never noticed (somehow). The Dollar General is 1 mile from his house; there is no way this fat fuck is walking 2 miles (back and forth) a day and still such an obese sack of lard wrapped in a white tube sock.

The only lettuce that is "bought", is atop GrubHub hamburgers, delivered.

 

[Turael]

Hey Lou, I just had someone suggest that your various health problems are all signs of scurvy. Wounds that don't heal, nails falling off, puking, bloody shits, nosebleeds...

EAT A FUCKING ORANGE! And not the sugar filled watered down orange juices at McDonalds.

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

It’s kinda funny how quick this thread grew. Not that I’m surprised. He is deserving of his lolcow status

of interest, his cell phone is listed at the beginning of this thread. Has anyone heard his voice? Probably not very girly I’m guessing

 

[0 0]

I still can't get over lettuce and tomatoes being his go-to grift food. Louie boy if your diet was as full of lettuce and tomatoes as you pretend it was you'd look less like a pear on a snowman.

Also yeah, I don't want him to die. I want him to get a job because the furious tweets over doing basic job things will be absolute gold. It'd only ever happen if he got evicted, which would also give us great tweets about how transphobic his family is for kicking out a nearly 40-year-old piece of shit who doesn't contribute to anything around the house.

Except getting blood everywhere, apparently.

I'm okay with him either improving or staying the same. Call it tough love, even though it's less that I care for Louis and more I'm concerned he's a blight on everyone else.

The thing is, whether Louis improves or doesn't, I'm happy either way, even though this thread would be less entertaining of he does. But Louis believes he's happier if he doesn't, and that's why he never will.

To be fair, french fries are now included in the palate.
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I don't think trolls would delete his wish list if it had things explicitly for his nephew, like a rocky-horse Louis would break if he sat on. I do find it interesting that Louis will make a list if it benefits him even when he knows trolls are deleting it, but suddenly loses all motivation to when it's for his nephew.

Lou convinced himself he’s sick because quality of food. If he ate gourmet premade food constantly he would be super healthy.
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I’d love to know what he’s referring to when he says “instead of asking for help” when his begging posts are posted 24/7 and are updated twice daily
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Breaking a fast after being sick with corn dogs. Doesn’t get why he’s sick.

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I’m a meat eater and even I know this doesn’t make any sense. Not eating green things isn’t a political statement.
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It's astounding that he's got stomach pain and feels nauseous yet is still shoving an absurd amount of food down his gullet.

Although soda and pasta sauce is not a good combination, it most likely isn't helped by the fact he's probably overeating this processed junk. Intriguingly, I notice there isn't much in the way of dairy or bread in his diet beyond the deep fried bread on his corn dogs and tendies. I'm not expecting him to have a balanced diet, but he doesn't so much as make a sandwich for less time and effort than cooking spaghetti. If he's complaining about variety, there's a large selection of breads, cheeses, and meats for a simple meal.

Who knows? Maybe it's because it takes less effort to prep five servings of spaghetti for himself or nuking an entire bag of corn dogs versus making seven individual sandwiches.

 

[The Dude]

Yah I knew Lou Sr. (I knew him as Lou; apparently Butch is what his sisters called him.)

Objectively, he was a scumbag. He was a felon, he was just dago white trash. He couldn't really read, he lived in a shitty trailer with a pittbull (he adored that dog, much like Mama G loves dogs), just like an unsavory character that most people wouldn't give the time of day to.

I can't go into detail his connection with my family but I will say that on a personal level, he was always kind to my family, behaved himself around us (my dad would have to remind him not to swear around me and my mother). I remember him buying Christmas gifts for my family and fretting about his sister's well being went she was in labor/giving birth. I feel like I am pretty sensitive to pervy creeper vibes and I got those from a lot of the miscreants my dad tried to help out over the years, but never got any creeper vibes from Lou Sr. Lots of shades of gray. He was a rough criminal but also kind. He was married for a long time and a decent stepdad. His ex-wife never accused him of anything inappropriate with her son.

Following Lou/Diana's thread for lo these six months, I've thought a lot about Lou Sr. I still don't know. The person I knew wouldn't do anything like that but he had a darker background I don't know a whole lot about. OTOH Diana lies like he breathes.

Gun to head: did Lou Sr. rape his son? No.

Thank you for sharing your insight and history with Lou Sr. I'm not surprised in the least that Louie takes after his mother. They are both extremely nasty, trashy people with greed and entitlement issues. Papa Lou sounds like he was obviously no saint, but at least tried to be a decent person, unlike Mama Gags and Louie Lard-ass who seem to go out of their way to be complete garbage. Trashy and with little class (they do all own Shit Bulls, after all), but Senior sounds like he had his redeeming qualities (again, unlike his son and ex-wife).

To be fair, french fries are now included in the palate.
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LOL "Kiwi Farms will terrorize my wishlist". If by "terrorize" Louie means "pick apart and laugh at the childish, worthless, unnecessary things on it and point out that real needy people don't buy fivolities like that", then yeah, we will absolutely "terrorize" Louie's stuff.

And what does Lard-ass need with a next gen gaming console? Is his brand new Xbox not good enough now QUOTE? Does he even have a 4k or 8k television to take advantage of next gen console? I mean, there won't even be games for the Xbox Series X and PS5 for many months after they're released. It's probably just Louie itching and shaking like a junkie over the thought of getting some shiny, new, expensive luxury item, even if he doesn't need it and can't use it for a long time. Just so ge can have the latest and greatest new toy or gadget as soon as they're released.

Lou doesn't need to curl up to be roughly the shape of a ball.

He can't stay off his foot? What the hell was he doing all day while he puked, marching in a band?

Not gonna bother commenting on why people would pay attention to a 6 year old's birthday while ignoring a grown ass adult who should have better things to worry about. Question Lou, if somebody bought your nephew a birthday present would you slap your name on it like it was from you or would you make it known that you sacrificed nothing for the gift?

I'm still chuckling over Lou saying anybody would describe him as a nice little girl. Replace all those words with antonyms and you're much closer.

Louie does nothing but stay off his foot. Because he is a fat, lazy, jobless loser.

 

[GayDemiBoy]

Lou convinced himself he’s sick because quality of food. If he ate gourmet premade food constantly he would be super healthy.
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I’d love to know what he’s referring to when he says “instead of asking for help” when his begging posts are posted 24/7 and are updated twice daily
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Breaking a fast after being sick with corn dogs. Doesn’t get why he’s sick.

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I’m a meat eater and even I know this doesn’t make any sense. Not eating green things isn’t a political statement.
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I don't even to think if Lou doesn't see the high carb, sugar and fat diet he's eating as being the reason he's vomiting. Chugging soda also will make you sick sometimes, especially when you've probably eaten enough pasta for a large family to be sustained from. If he's trying to say he doesn't need anymore greens in his life besides shredded bagged lettuce that's probably buttered he's delusional. Lettuce has almost no nutritional value besides water. Usually you'd want to mix romaine lettuce with like red cabbage, spinach, shredded carrots, and for me personally green peppers and red onions. Lou is probably eating his salad with cheese, croutons, and heavy amounts of ranch dressing.
Even then wash you vegetables and fruits. How many times a year do you hear on the news a batch of romaine has been recalled because it had E.Coli? As for fruits most pesticides leave trace amounts on the skin. General rule of thumb is wash your shit before eating it. Lou just needs a better diet and it might make him feel a little better. You don't need to stop eating meat you just need moderation and balancing shit out. Cut out most of the sugar and carbs and make sure the fats your eating are more lean. Or don't. 5XL shirts are just a few sizes away from you needing to shop entirely online.

I don't think trolls would delete his wish list if it had things explicitly for his nephew, like a rocky-horse Louis would break if he sat on. I do find it interesting that Louis will make a list if it benefits him even when he knows trolls are deleting it, but suddenly loses all motivation to when it's for his nephew.

I hope this means Lou was the one wanting to use those sonic bed sheets since he has none.

 

[tofu dog]

It’s kinda funny how quick this thread grew. Not that I’m surprised. He is deserving of his lolcow status

of interest, his cell phone is listed at the beginning of this thread. Has anyone heard his voice? Probably not very girly I’m guessing

When I was reading through, I remember someone saying they called and listened to the voicemail (I think?) They said he mumbles but it sounded like he pronounces his last name as "guh-lard-ee" or some such.

 

[The Dude]

Lou convinced himself he’s sick because quality of food. If he ate gourmet premade food constantly he would be super healthy.
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I’d love to know what he’s referring to when he says “instead of asking for help” when his begging posts are posted 24/7 and are updated twice daily
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When Louie talks about "not wanting to ask for help" or "not asking for help" what he really means is that he will just post about "needing" things/money with a healthy dose of guilt tripping with the goal of making someone feel bad for him and just buy the thing he says he "needs" or voluntarily giving him money. That way he can say "See? I haven't been asking for money." and hopefully avoid being called out for begging all the time.

And those were an awful lot of words for Louie to basically say "Healthy food doesn't taste as good as junk food, so I'll keep eating junk food even though it's literally killing me."

I'm okay with him either improving or staying the same. Call it tough love, even though it's less that I care for Louis and more I'm concerned he's a blight on everyone else.

The thing is, whether Louis improves or doesn't, I'm happy either way, even though this thread would be less entertaining of he does. But Louis believes he's happier if he doesn't, and that's why he never will.
I don't think trolls would delete his wish list if it had things explicitly for his nephew, like a rocky-horse Louis would break if he sat on. I do find it interesting that Louis will make a list if it benefits him even when he knows trolls are deleting it, but suddenly loses all motivation to when it's for his nephew.
It's astounding that he's got stomach pain and feels nauseous yet is still shoving an absurd amount of food down his gullet.

Although soda and pasta sauce is not a good combination, it most likely isn't helped by the fact he's probably overeating this processed junk. Intriguingly, I notice there isn't much in the way of dairy or bread in his diet beyond the deep fried bread on his corn dogs and tendies. I'm not expecting him to have a balanced diet, but he doesn't so much as make a sandwich for less time and effort than cooking spaghetti. If he's complaining about variety, there's a large selection of breads, cheeses, and meats for a simple meal.

Who knows? Maybe it's because it takes less effort to prep five servings of spaghetti for himself or nuking an entire bag of corn dogs versus making seven individual sandwiches.

Yoi don't get to the point where you weigh as much as a MOPAR big block V8 engine by eating sensible, measured meal portions. From the sound of it, Louie is regularly eating meal portions that would be suitable for three adults. It's an excessive amount of food, even if he is telling the truth about only eating one meal a day. Most people know that eating one huge meal per day is VERY unhealthy because it causes your body to store more fat due to your body thinking you're not eating often enough. It royally fucks up your metabolism. It's a lot better to eat several small meals per day because it keeps your metabolism working like it's supposed to. I think last time I heard, most experts recommend five or six small meals per day. Like a light lunch or large snack sized portions. With Louie eating enough to feed three or four people during every meal, it's no wonder he's getting sick to his stomach (and weighs as much as a 1980 Honda Goldwing). Scurvy was mentioned ealier, and that's a definite possibility since Louie avoids healthy fruits and vegetables like Wesley Snipes avoided paying taxes for many years, but also they've found that many people who have contracted COVID-19 only ever exhibited gastrointestinal symptoms. No cough, no congestion, no fever...just sick like they caught a case of food poisoning. Just something to think about, considering his immunocompromised parents (if he isn't just lying his fat ass off about the whole thing for the grift).

I don't even to think if Lou doesn't see the high carb, sugar and fat diet he's eating as being the reason he's vomiting. Chugging soda also will make you sick sometimes, especially when you've probably eaten enough pasta for a large family to be sustained from. If he's trying to say he doesn't need anymore greens in his life besides shredded bagged lettuce that's probably buttered he's delusional. Lettuce has almost no nutritional value besides water. Usually you'd want to mix romaine lettuce with like red cabbage, spinach, shredded carrots, and for me personally green peppers and red onions. Lou is probably eating his salad with cheese, croutons, and heavy amounts of ranch dressing.
Even then wash you vegetables and fruits. How many times a year do you hear on the news a batch of romaine has been recalled because it had E.Coli? As for fruits most pesticides leave trace amounts on the skin. General rule of thumb is wash your shit before eating it. Lou just needs a better diet and it might make him feel a little better. You don't need to stop eating meat you just need moderation and balancing shit out. Cut out most of the sugar and carbs and make sure the fats your eating are more lean. Or don't. 5XL shirts are just a few sizes away from you needing to shop entirely online.


I hope this means Lou was the one wanting to use those sonic bed sheets since he has none.

I have no doubt that the sheets were just something Louie "needs" and his nephew has sweet fuck-all to do with it (beyond being a convenient alibi for the purchase). Louie is basically an eight year old in his mentality and maturity, and he loves to engage in nostalgic escapism.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Thank you for sharing your insight and history with Lou Sr. I'm not surprised in the least that Louie takes after his mother. They are both extremely nasty, trashy people with greed and entitlement issues. Papa Lou sounds like he was obviously no saint, but at least tried to be a decent person, unlike Mama Gags and Louie Lard-ass who seem to go out of their way to be complete garbage. Trashy and with little class (they do all own Shit Bulls, after all), but Senior sounds like he had his redeeming qualities (again, unlike his son and ex-wife).



LOL "Kiwi Farms will terrorize my wishlist". If by "terrorize" Louie means "pick apart and laugh at the childish, worthless, unnecessary things on it and point out that real needy people don't buy fivolities like that", then yeah, we will absolutely "terrorize" Louie's stuff.

And what does Lard-ass need with a next gen gaming console? Is his brand new Xbox not good enough now QUOTE? Does he even have a 4k or 8k television to take advantage of next gen console? I mean, there won't even be games for the Xbox Series X and PS5 for many months after they're released. It's probably just Louie itching and shaking like a junkie over the thought of getting some shiny, new, expensive luxury item, even if he doesn't need it and can't use it for a long time. Just so ge can have the latest and greatest new toy or gadget as soon as they're released.



Louie does nothing but stay off his foot. Because he is a fat, lazy, jobless loser.

It’s been brought up before but to reiterate, Louie Boy has absolutely no joy in his life. None. He has no hobbies, no loves, no actual friends, nothing to occupy his time, nothing. He’s a miserable slob all day every day, and the only thing in existence that actually fills the void is the dopamine release from getting a new material possession, then, the moment it’s not “new” anymore and that dopamine wears out, he’s back to being a miserable slob until the next acquisition of some disposable trinket.

It’s why his begging has become more and more convoluted and shameless over the course of this thread: all of the stuff we’ve archived over the months is being found and spread around by people that know Lou. Be it followers who are just there for the show, or “friends” that are only pretending to be so they can get back at him for his shit. And that’s cut in to his beg revenue stream and he’s not able to continuously buy all the little trinkets he used to.

He’s like a druggy desperately clawing after his next high, except instead of drugs, it’s consumer electronics, porn, and junk food.

 

[The Dude]

It’s been brought up before but to reiterate, Louie Boy has absolutely no joy in his life. None. He has no hobbies, no loves, no actual friends, nothing to occupy his time, nothing. He’s a miserable slob all day every day, and the only thing in existence that actually fills the void is the dopamine release from getting a new material possession, then, the moment it’s not “new” anymore and that dopamine wears out, he’s back to being a miserable slob until the next acquisition of some disposable trinket.

It’s why his begging has become more and more convoluted and shameless over the course of this thread: all of the stuff we’ve archived over the months is being found and spread around by people that know Lou. Be it followers who are just there for the show, or “friends” that are only pretending to be so they can get back at him for his shit. And that’s cut in to his beg revenue stream and he’s not able to continuously buy all the little trinkets he used to.

He’s like a druggy desperately clawing after his next high, except instead of drugs, it’s consumer electronics, porn, and junk food.

Exactly. Couldn't agree more, except for one caveat: I think Louie's grifting has become more convoluted and shameless because he has become complacent and comfortably assured with his grifting. He's always been able to find some gullible rube to sucker some money from, so now he doesn't feel the need to put much effort into his bullshit or keep track of what lies he's told to make sure his stories stay straight. That, and he's a mongo with a double digit IQ who fails to put any forethought into his pity fishing stories.

Other than that, you're right on the mark with your assessment.

 

[Lurk]

Does it count as one meal if you eat continuously from the moment you wake to the moment you go to sleep? That must be what he means by this.

 

[Sintharia]

Does it count as one meal if you eat continuously from the moment you wake to the moment you go to sleep? That must be what he means by this.
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As mentioned up thread, one big meal per day is generally a bad idea because of how it fucks with your body. But if you're going to insist on it being one meal a day, it should always be breakfast. Front-loading your calories is better than taking them all in at the end of your day, where you're just gonna sleep them off. Given, Lou doesn't do a lot that will burn calories in the first place, beyond exist, but you want to be burning those calories, not sleeping them.

 

[Alpha Faggot]

Honestly the implication in his tweets that he was starving after shoveling 10 mini corndogs into his gullet is astounding. Louie boy, if someone took most of the food you eat in a month away from you, they could probably solve food insecurity in your state while still giving you a sustainable diet.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Lou convinced himself he’s sick because quality of food. If he ate gourmet premade food constantly he would be super healthy.

I consoomed the wrong product, give me more money. Please? Pretty please?