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Comma said:
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He's a wearing a football jersey (it's the one with "Darksydephil" on the back). He also stated this and other jerseys he has aren't eligable for a jersey streak, because that's, and I quote, "stupid".
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lmao. Such a fucking liar. He's sweating he wants it to be a thing so bad. And where's the $50 glasses?
 
Comma said:
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He's a wearing a football jersey (it's the one with "Darksydephil" on the back). He also stated this and other jerseys he has aren't eligable for a jersey streak, because that's, and I quote, "stupid".
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The only time wearing a jersey with your name on it "not stupid" is if you are a pro football player and its your name on it.

EDIT: I watched the old chair reveal through Tevin restream and the way dsp spoke about it was incredible. He does not live in the same reality as us.
 
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Comma said:
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He's a wearing a football jersey (it's the one with "Darksydephil" on the back). He also stated this and other jerseys he has aren't eligable for a jersey streak, because that's, and I quote, "stupid".
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I'm just gonna take that as proof that he thinks the jerseys are cool and shouldn't be monetized because he obviously wears the vests to clown in. I'm going to take that further and say he thinks the jerseys are cool because macho man's men wear jerseys because they play sports which means that of all things Phil is LARPing as what he thinks is a masculine figure.

Gay as a maypole, fucking confirmed.
 
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(Sorry I don't know where to find his artwork so I just had to screen shot this shit on my mobile.)

This is some prime trolling by whoever did this artwork. Notice the emphasis on capital letters to make it read as Darksy DePhil.

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SkippyLongbottom said:
A 180 is a meaty cross-guard up that's unblockable and an offline scrubby tactic. Learn some funnymendals before you come speaking that trash again in the CT fighting club.
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This reminder of his fucking fighting game jargon gave me cancer, thanks.
 
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This is a 20 year old jersey, according to him, since he had them made when he started playing Street Fighter.
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I have to try and find the old lore about these. If I remember he bought them while on the road going to multiple tournaments, he put his name on the back because he wanted the attention from other players which was mostly hate but that is what he wanted back then.
 
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Did Phil ever mentioned what his American football team is? I can see him as the type of guy who would bandwagon a team and yet know nothing about its history and the players.
 
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Did Phil ever mentioned what his American football team is? I can see him as the type of guy who would bandwagon a team and yet know nothing about its history and the players.
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Traditionally he picked the Jets when he played Madden, and usually set his PC as having graduated from UConn. As far as teams he actually followed and spoke about in meatspace, I don't think he has one. Phil very vocally dislikes sports which makes it that much funnier when he plays a sports game and talks as though he understands and is familiar with teams, players, strategies, etc.
 
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Satoi said:
So the way I understand it, Paypal obviously tries to get its money back when you owe them something and you're in the red. However, I would be surprised if Paypal had any legal right to your bank account's money. So you can probably just call your bank and tell them that Paypal can go fuck itself so that they don't get a cent. This would be all but guaranteed to get your account banned.
And if you make money on the Internet, having your Paypal banned is probably not the most forward-thinking thing.
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They don't have a legal right, no. What they will do is sell your debt off if your balance is in the red for a certain period of time, and the debt collectors will come hunt you down. From the moment your account is charged off it's practically locked until you've cleared your debt with the collections, and will only be unlocked when the collector gives the go-ahead, and your account gets to eat a dick meanwhile.

I've seen accounts that remained locked for some time because for whatever reason the debt collectors failed to notify PayPal. Tough shit, not their problem.

I'd love to see the day where Phil ends up with a serious negative balance, let's say a few hundreds. Because you absolutely know that he will refuse to top up his account from his bank, and would instead guilt trip his retards into negating the balance AND then give him whatever else he feels entitled to that day.
 
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der rademacher said:
I wonder how long it will take until he adds
$500 to beat the penne
$1,000 to hump the horse
to this list.
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I fully expect any real additions he makes to his stream to be monetized going forward. Green screen? Pay me. Text to speech? Pay me. Jasper appearance? Fuck you, pay me. He will only limit himself to what he feels is too much work for him and what actually hooks the pigs His stream will be a la carte by Christmas.
 
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Pargon said:
I fully expect any real additions he makes to his stream to be monetized going forward. Green screen? Pay me. Text to speech? Pay me. Jasper appearance? Fuck you, pay me. He will only limit himself to what he feels is too much work for him and what actually hooks the pigs His stream will be a la carte by Christmas.
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I just hope that he’s left to constantly and vocally mourn the Vest Streak. It’ll be such a slap in the face to his current viewers.
“My streams used to be so much better....I was constantly making a lot of money......! You guys aren’t paying me enough, but you know, I don’t play games for money and all that......”
 
Pargon said:
I fully expect any real additions he makes to his stream to be monetized going forward. Green screen? Pay me. Text to speech? Pay me. Jasper appearance? Fuck you, pay me. He will only limit himself to what he feels is too much work for him and what actually hooks the pigs His stream will be a la carte by Christmas.
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$1 per button input on the controller, imagine him pausing and talking after each button press until someone donates.
 
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