Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)
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Probably fake, but big if true.
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Mhmm... I don't know why, but that first paragraph gives me some real fanfiction vibes. Probably fake.
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I can see 1 and 3 being true, no doubt. The weird inconsistencies of Joe's campaign certainly suggest that his staff aren't communicating well.
As for 2, are there that many Bernie Bros in Biden's campaign staff? I figure they'd be purged since they want no one with any connection to Bernie in the party. If they are hiring ex-Bernie people, it suggests that they're hard up for talent, the only way I can see them taking on Bernie staffers is if they have no choice.
And then for 4, he's obviously got dementia, but according to Wiki Namenda has constipation, not incontinence, as a side effect. Does anyone know if dementia drugs cause incontinence?
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Rivastigmine also known as Exelon is used to treat mild to moderate dementia, constipation is one of the side effects listed for it.
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Here is a list of all side effects for Namenda; under the genitourinary category, urinary incontinence is a common (1%-10%) side effect. It's also worth mentioning that Namenda can cause confusion, hallucinations, anxiety, depression, agitation, insomnnia, and suicide, so they may be treating one set of mental problems for another.
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I'm willing to buy that he has dementia, and that the DNC is terrified of another leak. I dunno about any of the other shit, sounds like fanfic.
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He says Biden will slip back into the '84 primary and think he's running against Gary Hart again which is hilarious but he didn't even run until 1988. I mean I guess it's possible he's demented to the point he thinks he's running in a primary he never even took part in but for the most part this looks like LARP with kernels of truth. Which in any case already makes it an ironclad anonymous source by today's standards.
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Hart ran in '88 too before getting bounced because of the Donna Rice business. So Biden was running against Hart at one time.
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If Joe really has dementia there's no way there will be any debates.
Which makes sense considering all the "Orange man bad" news hitting the MSM the past week. I strongly suspect that Joe's team wants to pull as far ahead in the polls as possible to excuse dropping out of the debates. "Pfff what a waste of air", "no reason", etc etc.
Which makes sense considering all the "Orange man bad" news hitting the MSM the past week. I strongly suspect that Joe's team wants to pull as far ahead in the polls as possible to excuse dropping out of the debates. "Pfff what a waste of air", "no reason", etc etc.
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Feels fake, but there isn't one of those that if future me came back in time and said "Yeah this is true" I wouldn't believe as true.
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Not debating won't have any effect on the core DNC base with TDS, but it will make absolutely everyone else view him as a coward. Some undecideds will still vote for him, but they will put the inescapable taint of a yellow bellied coward on Biden. The Trump campaign will tear him apart and that will work on a lot of people. Stand up to Xi? He can't even stand up to me! There's the slogan. It fucking ryhmes and everything. The average American hates a coward. Trump is this big bully asshole and you're not even going to attempt to put him in his place? That's fucking loser talk. Not debating Trump would be worse for his campign than losing a debate. The only ways I can see them attempting it is if they believed they had a big enough bombshell to drop right before the debate. Something so ironclad that using the excuse it was beneath Biden to debate someone as despicable as Trump would appeal to the undecided voter. The other is that Biden is so far gone that debating Trump would somehow be worse than hiding like a child. If that's the case then the election is basically lost already. I'm not saying they won't try it, but I believe it's suicide if they do.
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I really doubt they have interns picking up scripts. There are better, more discreet ways of getting meds than phony names at Walgreens.
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Are those ways known to the Model UN types that tend to make up Dem staffers?
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Guessing someone at Twitter HQ isn't paying attention to the trending tab.
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[name] The [descriptor] is a well-known/infamous Sonic fan naming convention, and this looks like some top-notch fanfic content.
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I can hear the dump truck they're backing onto that trend to try to bury it as fast as possible.
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Jimmy Durante's Ballsack
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No wonder he's falling apart. A wizard should know to never give away his staff.
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Christ you can literally see the hamster powering his brain dying in real time. I think it's time someone took Uncle Joe round the back of the shed with a 12 gauge, for his own good.
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It's a man looking for the prop he put in his speech. realizing he doesn't have it and trying to salvage his little talk.
he's a tired old man but these aren't brain melting delusions.
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