Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[Hawker Hurricane]

I think her parents might have come home and wanted her to do some 'splainin about who "Julay" is and why people were calling her mother's phone looking for her, she might even be getting Young Lady'd as we speak.

EDIT: at the very least they might have been watching her tumblr to see if she'd been updating it since, you know, it's public and all, and saw her updating and saying she was on her phone on her main blog and taken away her phone.

 

[sugoi-chan]

I think her parents might have come home and wanted her to do some 'splainin about who "Julay" is and why people were calling her mother's phone looking for her, she might even be getting Young Lady'd as we speak.

EDIT: at the very least they might have been watching her tumblr to see if she'd been updating it since, you know, it's public and all, and saw her updating and saying she was on her phone on her main blog and taken away her phone.

Oh, I hope that if you're right, she still has the time to get whatever underage idiot who agreed to work with her enough info to post @Creamy Mami's call out post. That's what I really want to see. (That and a picture of her cleaned up room, but one impossible task at a time.)

 

[usako666]

Archived all of Kinzies blogs in case they come in handy and she gets rid of them too
rosescastle
royalrosequartz
dailypones
silkpone

edit: with the help of tsu666

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Oh, I hope that if you're right, she still has the time to get whatever underage idiot who agreed to work with her enough info to post @Creamy Mami's call out post. That's what I really want to see. (That and a picture of her cleaned up room, but one impossible task at a time.)

A thought occurred to me: if my optimism is well-placed, and her parents were monitoring her tumblrs while they were away to make sure dear sweet Kayla didn't just ignore whatever it was they said, they would have been treated to the gem of Kayla attempting to justify listening to a minor and an adult have sex.
EDIT: I think they probably did at least keep an eye on her Tumblr to see if shenanigans were happening, because remember, they blocked Tumblr and she managed to find a way around it, and a wise Texan did once say "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... shame... shame on... -you don't get fooled again."

 

[Jacquetta]

(Also one of the alters is 6 years old, stop dating kids, cat)

Who looks at this and goes 'oh sure, a grown ass adult who thinks they're fucking six isn't a serious red flag, they're not mentally disturbed at all so I'm gonna date them uwu'?

Besides pedophiles and their apologists, I mean.

 

[ViolentGiant]

I'm just going to assume that nothing funny has happened since I left.
Whoever finds Guvking's new blog needs to preface the post with, "Ye-har, thar be the white whale!"

 

[Red_Rager]

A thought occurred to me: if my optimism is well-placed, and her parents were monitoring her tumblrs while they were away to make sure dear sweet Kayla didn't just ignore whatever it was they said, they would have been treated to the gem of Kayla attempting to justify listening to a minor and an adult have sex.

I wonder what their reaction will be when they discover this thread.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

I wonder what their reaction will be when they discover this thread.

I wonder if they'll make an account to apologize on behalf of their daughter.

 

[LordCustos3]

Cameron was someone she went to high school with who groped her frequently and pressured her to have sex. According to Kayla anyway. The most important thing to remember is that Kayla lies, a lot. And exaggerates. Not trying to dismiss a legitimate sexual abuse story, but that's just way Kayla does.

I hear you.
I agree.
But I can't help chuckling with your "prophetic warning", because after reading it, this is what it reminded me of....

Spoiler: Listen and understand....

"Listen, and understand! That Confabulator is out there! It can't be 'asked'. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel shame, or remorse, or self-awareness. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you give it asspats."

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I. . .actually can't tell if one of you is guvking with me or not.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I think her parents might have come home and wanted her to do some 'splainin about who "Julay" is and why people were calling her mother's phone looking for her, she might even be getting Young Lady'd as we speak.

EDIT: at the very least they might have been watching her tumblr to see if she'd been updating it since, you know, it's public and all, and saw her updating and saying she was on her phone on her main blog and taken away her phone.

This was answered within the last several minutes, so she might still have her phone. My guess is the parents are home & she's too busy to reply.
EDIT: I know she's joking, but does that reply sound fucking creepy to anyone else?

 

[tsu666]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/kids-png.28685/
This was answered within the last several minutes, so she might still have her phone. My guess is the parents are home & she's too busy to reply.

I don't know what to say to this.
how do you keep fucking up so bad, Cat, if you're reading this: if you don't want people to think you're a pedo stop posting shit like this. Please, I'm begging, at least make an effort.

 

[ViolentGiant]

View attachment 28685

Where else have I seen this sentiment expressed?
Hmm.

Kayla, do something funny. Sitting on your fat ass in your filthy pit of a room is not funny. I can't carry this thread with my masterful photoshops much longer.

 

[LordGoomy]

A couple of posts that were under cuts.

 

[Coldgrip]

I'm sure your parents really hate the fact that you became a tumblrina instead of a successful woman with a promising career in the navy.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

A couple of posts that were under cuts.

have we checked recent likes to see if any of them were the Guvking?

EDIT:

Spoiler: Cap

Dude, I look like a fictional character when I specifically dress to emulate how they dress, that's basically like I'm actually them if you think about it.

 

[LordGoomy]

have we checked recent likes to see if any of them were the Guvking?

I checked the blogs in the caps - at a glance, none of them look to be Kinzie.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

have we checked recent likes to see if any of them were the Guvking?

EDIT:

Spoiler: Cap

Dude, I look like a fictional character when I specifically dress to emulate how they dress, that's basically like I'm actually them if you think about it.

Pffffft, I didn't think she'd actually respond to obvious bait, but I guess I was wrong. Thank you @HawkerHurricane .

I checked the blogs in the caps - at a glance, none of them look to be Kinzie.

I did a little sleuthing myself, but none of them seem to be her, either.

 

[ViolentGiant]

Pffffft, I didn't think she'd actually respond to obvious bait, but I guess I was wrong. Thank you @HawkerHurricane .


I did a little sleuthing myself, but none of them seem to be her, either.

Maybe Guvkat made his daring escape and Kinzie is out on her scooter with a flashlight, searching for him.

If I had any artistic ability I'd draw Guvkat as Rambo and Guvking as Sheriff Teasle.

 

[Mourning Dove]

I'm gonna make Stray Sheep/Kayla and Springtrapp/Rose and have them live together in the Sims 3. They're the only two Tumblr lolcows I know about and follow so yeah.

My planned traits for Sheep: Animal lover, Brooding, Dramatic, Loner, Night Owl
My planned traits for Spring: Brooding, Commitment Issues, Dislikes Children, Dramatic, Flirty

Both of them were going to have the Dislikes Outdoors trait, but that would just decrease the chance of lols within the game in my opinion. Plus they wouldn't be able to have their food service jobs that way!

I've also made the lolcows Christian Weston Chandler and ForeverKailyn in the Sims 3. I can either move them in and make it a lolcow household, or just have Sheep and Spring and have it be a Tumblrina-only household.