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TerribleIdeas™ said:
If I buy a shit-ton of toothbrushes and sell tooth-cleanings, is she going to demand the commies cut off my toothbrush privileges?
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If you apply for opening a proper business with all the required permits, you get allotted a yearly ration of toothbrushes for your business. In reality, of course, you'll get maybe half of the toothbrushes that you'd need for a business year, and acquire the rest on the black market whenever possible.
 
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roflmao Armored Skeptic is breaking new ground with a video on BigFoot

Video coming later today. I can't believe this is the guy who's mad about his ex-GF "ruining his reputation with politics."

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WhaT ARE THESE FUCKING "I'm editing videos" SELFIES GREG :story:

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SBG said:
Doing some goofy videos about bigfoot honestly feels a lot more respectable than doing breadtube pandering videos, to be honest.
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The thing is you can easily figure out breadtube politics 101, and then make videos about "x thing is bad when we interpret it through a progressive lens" . At least with supernatural videos you can always find new cryptids, conspiracies, and junk tech to try out, also you can find places with spooky stories and dial up some local "medium" to check the place out with you, and do the whole cameras at night setup, just think of it this way, would you rather go UFO hunting with these guys or go to a DSA meeting where you know there is going to be people like Vaush?
 
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Illiterate Wanderer said:
The thing is you can easily figure out breadtube politics 101, and then make videos about "x thing is bad when we interpret it through a progressive lens" . At least with supernatural videos you can always find new cryptids, conspiracies, and junk tech to try out, also you can find places with spooky stories and dial up some local "medium" to check the place out with you, and do the whole cameras at night setup, just think of it this way, would you rather go UFO hunting with these guys or go to a DSA meeting where you know there is going to be people like Vaush?
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There's definitely better cryptids to do videos on, but it doesn't stop bigfoot videos being superior to Vaush style "consensual CP is perfectly fine" videos or whatever idiocies he's spouting now.
 
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SBG said:
There's definitely better cryptids to do videos on, but it doesn't stop bigfoot videos being superior to Vaush style "consensual CP is perfectly fine" videos or whatever idiocies he's spouting now.
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Amongst Cryptids bigfoot is the lowest hanging fruit so it makes perfect sense that greg would make a video of him. It's probably the best way for greg to dip his toe in the conspiracy/cryptid comunity since he can always pivot back to mocking bigfoot researches, a job so easy quinton did it, if his fanbase starts to ditch him.

That being said, greg becoming a conspiracy tuber is 1,000x better than going full commy and getting into a polyamoruos relationship with vaush.

BadTakeCrucifier said:
That's true, communism killed millions of people while Bigfoot killed no one.

Bigfoot > Communism.
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I mean bigfoot nearly killed Teddy Roosevelt, so you know bigfoot has that going for him.
 
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Bloopy June, in an effort to rally followers to stave off her future of shoving rancid dildos up her ass for only-fans bucks has appeared on an audio only stream of Chris Ray-guns lesser known channel. I am listening now. I am surprised to find out that this isn't a mockery podcast pretending to talk to her.


Edit: 7 minutes in - Watch out Laci Green. Bloopy June is slathering up pussy up all over Chris Raygun in hopes of finding a semi-respectable man-meat to leech onto.
 
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MunsterCheese said:
Watch out Laci Green. Bloopy June is slathering up pussy up all over Chris Raygun in hopes of finding a semi-respectable man-meat to leech onto.
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She'll have to get through Laci and Anisa's dead bodies.
Idk about Laci, but Anisa and June can have a contest over who has the more botched up bolt-ons.
Winner keeps Chris.
Loser gets Greg.
 
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MunsterCheese said:
Bloopy June, in an effort to rally followers to stave off her future of shoving rancid dildos up her ass for only-fans bucks has appeared on an audio only stream of Chris Ray-guns lesser known channel. I am listening now. I am surprised to find out that this isn't a mockery podcast pretending to talk to her.


Edit: 7 minutes in - Watch out Laci Green. Bloopy June is slathering up pussy up all over Chris Raygun in hopes of finding a semi-respectable man-meat to leech onto.
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I'm not willing to listen to the full podcast, but I just saw someone say this about (I'm assuming) the podcast

Can anyone confirm because holy fuck :story:

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MunsterCheese said:
Bloopy June, in an effort to rally followers to stave off her future of shoving rancid dildos up her ass for only-fans bucks has appeared on an audio only stream of Chris Ray-guns lesser known channel. I am listening now. I am surprised to find out that this isn't a mockery podcast pretending to talk to her.


Edit: 7 minutes in - Watch out Laci Green. Bloopy June is slathering up pussy up all over Chris Raygun in hopes of finding a semi-respectable man-meat to leech onto.
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Oh my god, RayGun's voice is shrill and pitchy here. Use your goddamn indoor voice, you scrawny manlet. Why would I want to listen to a full podcast of this? Yeesh.

Also, Chris and Shoe having a circlejerk about mean old Sargon. Um. Guys? You have built your entire internet careers in making videos that call out other people. The second it's done to you, you flip the fuck out like babies. You are the living embodiment of the surprised Pikachu meme. Congrats, you morons.

Also, yes: Shoe is a commie. Not a red scare, considering her current online posse, whom she claims to agree with all of the time. "(Vaush) never misses a beat!" she says ... But we're the crazies for coming to the conclusion that she's been radicalized. Okay then.
 
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frozenrunner said:
Jesus Christ, the left can't meme.
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Her attempts at meme-ing here come off as one big Freudian slip.

StarkRavingMad said:
You have built your entire internet careers in making videos that call out other people. The second it's done to you, you flip the fuck out like babies. You are the living embodiment of the surprised Pikachu meme. Congrats, you morons.
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That, and they built their careers on videos that pandered to the right (before it became uncool)... and yet they still act surprised when not everyone approves.

"The left criticized me when I dunked on esjays, now the right is calling me a communist when I support Bernie Sanders! Unbelievable, why can't everyone just agree I'm great and never disagree!"
 
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MunsterCheese said:
Bloopy June, in an effort to rally followers to stave off her future of shoving rancid dildos up her ass for only-fans bucks has appeared on an audio only stream of Chris Ray-guns lesser known channel. I am listening now. I am surprised to find out that this isn't a mockery podcast pretending to talk to her.


Edit: 7 minutes in - Watch out Laci Green. Bloopy June is slathering up pussy up all over Chris Raygun in hopes of finding a semi-respectable man-meat to leech onto.
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Reminded me of one of Shoe's deletions (replying to a picture of Laci and Sargon).

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And also the timing of another deletion, she deleted this next one Sep 3, the next day.
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>Retweets a comic about killing centrists
>Also retweets a shitty "meme" about how it's ridiculous that anyone would call her, Bernie, or BLM radical, leftist, socialist, or communist

Are you fucking serious June? Bernie is a socialist by his own admission. You're a leftist by your own admission. BLM has "trained Marxists" in its leadership by members' own admission. Your new pals call themselves radicals and larp as Bolshevik revolutionaries all the time. You embrace this shit among yourselves. Are you just pretending to be so retarded that you don't see the difference between that and calling every Trump supporter who makes boomer posts about how leftists are "the real fascists" a fascist? Or are you actually that retarded?
 
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