🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Gold Star Commissar]

The lore so far. I'll be jotting down all the fun tidbits I hear and updating this post as necessary.

1. Ralph got blasted at the beach cabana.
2. Random normies were concerned and wanted to call the police on the beached Ralph.
3. A police officer told them they'd get in trouble if they didn't get the fat alcoholic off the beach.
4. Dealing with this drunk loser was apparently a daily event for the tard wranglers.
5. Ag found two bottles of booze hidden under the cabinet when searching for a towel. This was after they talked to him about him drinking less. I can't even fathom being this addicted to something.
6. Andy knew about Ralph and his hooker. Didn't share the epic lore with us because he's a pussy.
7. Failure and Alex claim that Andy got a hooker, too. I don't care but lore is lore so whatever.

During the psychic reading for Andy, the psychic says, "You're very smart." That's her very first statement. If that doesn't discredit the psychic profession, nothing else will.

 

[Fslur]

Ralph deleting evidence, PunishedRalph YT account is now gone. Haven't seen this mentioned in here yet.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUkajYAjjHeqLiSxbkwSrqQ

& the comments are gone from the PunishedRalph account on Teaclips clip under the username flufferz626 but you can see people are still trying to reply to him.

 

[MeltyTW]

ok so its settled definitively that ralph is not only a liar but a 5'1 dwarven manlet. It's also settled that he cheated on Nora and broke yet more laws by buying a hooker. What an all around terrible piece of shit, that anyone finds him charismatic enough to watch his show, and that he has brainwashed a clique to think he is actually their friend and a good one when he does nothing good for them baffles me

 

[ClipBitch]

I'm going to kill myself if this weed-addled bong goes on another tangent.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

hell he probably drinks Michelob ultra too.

Being from Arkansas Natural Ice or Bush is more likely.

Reading back through Vickers tweets I noticed a few things:

-He tweets that he's going through the discord messages, that he should have gotten a beer for it and something about how shameful it is that Ralph is wearing sandals during the KS at 9:10 PM
-Later, at 9:47 he tweets that Ralph is fucked
-Two minutes later comes the ultimatum saying he doesn't even have to say what he found because Ralph knows

The fake ID was mentioned in relation to Dax and was much earlier than this entire chain so it seems to be unrelated, although at this point I imagine he's going to present all of it to the police.

The mention of sandals suggests he found pictures, but there is a gap of 37 min before he finds/tweets something that convinced him Ralph was fucked so it could be something else.
Ralph obviously knows what Vickers found since he was visibly uncomfortable at the time of Vickers tweet and even ended the show early.
Vickers says he consulted his lawyer on the matter, so he has to be pretty sure that what he found can be used against Ralph.

As an alternate theory, if Vickers had access to all of her accounts on the phone, what are the odds that Faith is still logged into/using some accounts that were signed in on that phone? I mean we keep thinking in terms of the past, but what if what Vickers found was more recent and real-time? Its just me throwing spaghetti at the wall seeing if it sticks, but stranger things have happened in this shit show.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Ralph deleting evidence, PunishedRalph YT account is now gone. Haven't seen this mentioned in here yet.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUkajYAjjHeqLiSxbkwSrqQ

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It gets worse my friend.... IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have evidence to show Ralph has been deleting himself even referencing that ownership of the account is his. I made a video here to show that the PunishedRalph account was in Chris Kerr's chat the night of the sex tape being dropped with proof that was posted by @irujdksajksdjlsk who was able to archive that specific moment of the chat of Ralph talking. Ralph is actively deleting evidence!

My video:

References:
Judas Moon stream on ChillstreamUncut (which has been edited): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhrEjrYRluU
irujdksajksdjlsk's Post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralph-theralphretort.16672/page-2094#post-7129683
Chris Kerr stream (With Timestamp): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs0Qujc5Oec&feature=youtu.be&t=5188
Archive of Chris chat (Archive)
Archive of PunishedRalph account: https://archive.is/TVJuK

Also please forgive my faggy voice but I feel like showing it is better than just making a post. I feel like people should ask questions as to why Ralph decided to delete the account and maybe someone should ask Kaz the gentleman that runs ChillstreamUncut when Ralph told him to edit out him saying the "200 follower" PunishedRalph account was his because I have it on good authority that it was a recent edit. This proves unequivocally that Ethan Ralph leaked the sex tape of himself and Faith Vickers!

 

[temp o'rary]

I looked up Dick's height and there's a reddit thread where someone asks and he replies 6'.

Bear in mind he's kinda stooping a bit here. If he stood up properly, the very top of Ralphy's head would line up with the point of Dick's nose.

So 5'9? A 3 inch difference? No way. But it's probably not as low as 5'1 either. You could ask CRP's height but he's closer to the camera so you'd get nothing exact.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Ralph deleting evidence, PunishedRalph YT account is now gone. Haven't seen this mentioned in here yet.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUkajYAjjHeqLiSxbkwSrqQ

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DFEing everything now? Maybe the legal action is more serious than we thought.

 

[MeltyTW]

It gets worse my friend.... IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have evidence to show Ralph has been deleting himself even referencing that ownership of the account is his. I made a video here to show that the PunishedRalph account was in Chris Kerr's chat the night of the sex tape being dropped with proof that was posted by @irujdksajksdjlsk who was able to archive that specific moment of the chat of Ralph talking. Ralph is actively deleting evidence!

My video:
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References:
Judas Moon stream on ChillstreamUncut (which has been edited): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhrEjrYRluU
irujdksajksdjlsk's Post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralph-theralphretort.16672/page-2094#post-7129683
Chris Kerr stream (With Timestamp): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs0Qujc5Oec&feature=youtu.be&t=5188
Archive of Chris chat (Archive)
Archive of PunishedRalph account: https://archive.md/TVJuK

Also please forgive my faggy voice but I feel like showing it is better than just making a post. I feel like people should ask questions as to why Ralph decided to delete the account and maybe someone should ask Kaz the gentleman that runs ChillstreamUncut when Ralph told him to edit out him saying the "200 follower" PunishedRalph account was his because I have it on good authority that it was a recent edit. This proves unequivocally that Ethan Ralph leaked the sex tape of himself and Faith Vickers!

whats the matter ralphy boy? are ya scared? i thought ya were winnin boy! @theralph too bad youre archived, youre not slick enough to evade the law you drunken fat felon. Should have been deleting all this shit instead of being a stubborn asshole yelling CAINT ABOIRT.

 

[Civilizing Forces]

The vape is in the photo so I have an easier job lol now I know its 3.5 in but I can cut down the hight to about 2.5-2.75 due to its incline in the photo I will judge his height to be about 5'1"-5'3" the gunt diameter appears to be 5-8 ins and the height of the gunt appears to be 6-8ins compressed so fully uncompressed due to gravity I would say 8-10ins. The volume of gunt would therefore roughly be 255 cubic inches or 21 cubic feet of fat and organs or 157 gallons of fat and organs. Now this math is a very faulty estimate especially for the volume of course but I like it more this way

 

[Guntkvd]

It gets worse my friend.... IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have evidence to show Ralph has been deleting himself even referencing that ownership of the account is his. I made a video here to show that the PunishedRalph account was in Chris Kerr's chat the night of the sex tape being dropped with proof that was posted by @irujdksajksdjlsk who was able to archive that specific moment of the chat of Ralph talking. Ralph is actively deleting evidence!

My video:
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References:
Judas Moon stream on ChillstreamUncut (which has been edited): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhrEjrYRluU
irujdksajksdjlsk's Post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralph-theralphretort.16672/page-2094#post-7129683
Chris Kerr stream (With Timestamp): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs0Qujc5Oec&feature=youtu.be&t=5188
Archive of Chris chat (Archive)
Archive of PunishedRalph account: https://archive.md/TVJuK

Also please forgive my faggy voice but I feel like showing it is better than just making a post. I feel like people should ask questions as to why Ralph decided to delete the account and maybe someone should ask Kaz the gentleman that runs ChillstreamUncut when Ralph told him to edit out him saying the "200 follower" PunishedRalph account was his because I have it on good authority that it was a recent edit. This proves unequivocally that Ethan Ralph leaked the sex tape of himself and Faith Vickers!

Guntguarding on Chillstream's behalf is atrocious.

 

[Civilizing Forces]

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I looked up Dick's height and there's a reddit thread where someone asks and he replies 6'.

Bear in mind he's kinda stooping a bit here. If he stood up properly, the very top of Ralphy's head would line up with the point of Dick's nose.

So 5'9? A 3 inch difference? No way. But it's probably not as low as 5'1 either. You could ask CRP's height but he's closer to the camera so you'd get nothing exact.

Dick probably has either has bad posture or is more like 5'9-511" so a three-inch difference would be like 5'6" and coach is taller than ralph lmao even when he's on his tippy toes

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

The vape is in the photo so I have an easier job lol now I know its 3.5 in but I can cut down the hight to about 2.5-2.75 due to its incline in the photo I will judge his height to be about 5'1"-5'3" the gunt diameter appears to be 5-8 ins and the height of the gunt appears to be 6-8ins compressed so fully uncompressed due to gravity I would say 8-10ins. The volume of gunt would therefore roughly be 255 cubic inches or 21 cubic feet of fat and organs or 157 gallons of fat and organs. Now this math is a very faulty estimate especially for the volume of course but I like it more this way

How many sets of golf clubs can we fit in the Gunt? Aspiring salesmen might need to know.

 

[MeltyTW]

Dick probably has either has bad posture or is more like 5'9-511" so a three-inch difference would be like 5'6" and coach is taller than ralph lmao even when he's on his tippy toes

were also discounting any step stools, i know thats a bit schizo but its fairly easy to do and even people not trying to cover up their height will use step stools to get a good ensemble photo

The vape is in the photo so I have an easier job lol now I know its 3.5 in but I can cut down the hight to about 2.5-2.75 due to its incline in the photo I will judge his height to be about 5'1"-5'3" the gunt diameter appears to be 5-8 ins and the height of the gunt appears to be 6-8ins compressed so fully uncompressed due to gravity I would say 8-10ins. The volume of gunt would therefore roughly be 255 cubic inches or 21 cubic feet of fat and organs or 157 gallons of fat and organs. Now this math is a very faulty estimate especially for the volume of course but I like it more this way

oh god my tea is everywhere now\

wait ewwww failyah says ralph and andy kiss hookers, you dont kiss hookers for very very obvious reasons, gahhh thats so gross

 

[Perspicacity]

DFEing everything now? Maybe the legal action is more serious than we thought.

I can hear the pig hooves clacking furiously on the keyboard trying to delete everything.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Ralph deleting evidence, PunishedRalph YT account is now gone. Haven't seen this mentioned in here yet.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUkajYAjjHeqLiSxbkwSrqQ

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Good luck Ralph, they retain everything for up to nine months after you delete it. Remember destroying evidence of a crime is just as much of a crime (if not worse!) than the crime itself!

 

[Civilizing Forces]

How many sets of golf clubs can we fit in the Gunt? Aspiring salesmen might need to know.

If the average driver head clubs bottom part is 4 inches roughly it will take 64 hits to equal the gunts estimated volume an exquisitely tough specimen

EDIT: Also did a weight estimation so the Gunt weighs approximately 1148 pounds not factoring the rest of his body

 

[Haru Okumura]

While Ethan isn't wrong about Vaush's GF, the fact that he's seething about her now for the first time in months, on the eve of Vaush's return to the Drunken Peasants for the first time since causing Pillstream 2.0 and almost aborting the retort, is very interesting.

Also the guy he retweeted literally has a pill in his username! Pillstream 3.0 confirmed!

Tweet (archive)

 

[temp o'rary]

Dick looks to be the same height as Cernovich so compare McInnes versus Cernovich in the group shot as a proxy for Ralph and Dick.

Gavin's height is listed as around 5'10, which lines up with a 6' Cerno-Dax, and the top of his head is plumb with the centre of Mike's forehead, which you'd expect from a 2" difference.

So the top of Ralph's craggy melon-shaped bonce would be around Gavin's eyeline - he's about 5 or 6 inches (in metric: 2 Ralph boners) shorter.

Around 5'5 seems a good guess.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

@Squire of Gothos very good post. I'm hopeful that someone here has the original uncut from "uncut" so we can have 100% proof that it was edited by Kaz