Interests Chris watches PBS Special with Barb, reminisces about Bob on Memorial Day

[SnergenFlergen]

Chris posts some generally uninformed gubbins about past international conflict and brings up the demise of his father on Memorial Day in relation to the comic strip Peanuts.

 

[Cuck Norris]

He noticed we noticed he hasn't talked about Barb in a while. Someone should have Ruckersville PD do a wellness check. RIP Barb.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

It always rubs me the wrong way when Chris tries to relate to things in the news, or his father's military service.

 

[JustSomeFella]

He will never miss a chance to bring up an old children's cartoon, no matter what (serious) subject he's talking about.

 

[observer]

On rare occasions Chris says something that sounds thoughtful and touching

 

[Gensdupays]

Wait, Chris is in DC?

 

[KatsuKitty]

Where the fuck is "Souel Korea"? Is that anything like "Peyongang Korea?"

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Wait, Chris is in DC?

No the PBS special was filmed in DC.

 

[Gensdupays]

Where the fuck is "Souel Korea"? Is that anything like "Peyongang Korea?"

Reminder that Bob tried to teach Chris geography and he didn't care...

 

[Peace and Harmony]

So let me get this straight: there's a new Peanuts holiday special where Lucy is a sniper in the American armed forces?

 

[Queen of Tarts]

I guess it's a good thing he's mentioned Bob, which means he isn't totally self absorbed. But Chris needs to remember that he's no paragon of sweetness, considering all the threats he's made toward other people, gays and Megan included, so bringing up what should happen regarding conflict kind of....conflicts... with that.

 

[Wizzrobe]

Didn't Chris describe World War 2 as "A very tragic event with guns, insults, and yuck?"

 

[chimpburgers]

I can hardly believe this is the same Chris that was showing off his tiny moobs and getting into his weird music breast speaker obsession today.

 

[GS 281]

It is good to know that Peanuts succeeded where the school system failed. Tomorrow there will be a post about how the struggles of the transgender community are on par with the struggles that soldiers in WWII felt, only the trolls are worse than Hitler.

The moobs are tiny, but humongous in comparison to his brain.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

This is one of the most cogent things Chris has ever written.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Credit where credit's due, Chris actually spoke a sentence about his father that wasn't recycled from the "Inventor Of Plastic" stock biography. RIP Bob and all other wolf-souled ex-veterans

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

This is one of the most cogent things Chris has ever written.

I only had to do two takes to understood what he wrote this time. I'm pretty impressed.

 

[Pikonic]

It's nice we get breaks like this. After self insemenating and sterio boobs, it's nice that there's some normal in there.

 

[sonichuis44]

Wait, what if instead of fighting... we found another solution to conflict?

Guys, I think Chris just solved geopolitics!

 

[kobebyarlant]

The autism readings are surprisingly low on this post.