Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[tokyogucci]

I was going to ask how you guys think he can get it up for Orlin's saggy ass, but by the looks of things, he can't.

 

[Cock wombler]

Welp that was the longest 1:30 mins of my life. Why is orlin's dick that colour?! I've never seen a grey looking dick before. Also it appears storylines are being repeated . Shaving the middle of your hair off to fake a mental breakdown is so 2018, catch up.
He doesn't do it in the video. I half arsed listened to the video and I don't think they addressed the hair.

 

[ComZet]

Shaving the middle of your hair off to fake a mental breakdown is so 2018.

That’s definitely more Britney 2008 vibes

 

[AvrilsMeatsuit]

I think he may have already posted that video on Youtube already..
This is a screenshot of the OnlyFans video.. Pay attention to the dish, eggs and sauce staining the edges.

And this a screenshot from his Weighing myself on camera & eating Black Bean Noodles that he posted on April 23rd of this year. Same red shirt and all. I wonder if Orlin was underneath the table, cause he seems to be over exaggerating his 'MMMMS' when it came to those noodles..

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I think he may have already posted that video on Youtube already..
This is a screenshot of the OnlyFans video.. Pay attention to the dish, eggs and sauce staining the edges.
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And this a screenshot from his Weighing myself on camera & eating Black Bean Noodles that he posted on April 23rd of this year. Same red shirt and all. I wonder if Orlin was underneath the table, cause he seems to be over exaggerating his 'MMMMS' when it came to those noodles.. View attachment 1580812

I used to like noodles. These gluttons have ruined it for me.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

one of the most fucked things i've ever seen, even worse than suicide/murder videos

Honestly, Orlins ass suddenly bouncing towards the camera gave me a solid laugh. I could go a lifetime without ever seeing Nik's dick again though

 

[Hex Cat]

Honestly, Orlins ass suddenly bouncing towards the camera gave me a solid laugh. I could go a lifetime without ever seeing Nik's dick again though

The worst part is that i didn't know it was gonna be a porno and thought it was just one of his eating videos, it went from zero to like a million in only a few seconds

 

[Fetid Queef]

Nikocado decided that he wanted to get his dicked sucked while recording his video, and record it for his onlyfans, who's gonna be the one that takes it for the team and buys the dick sucking part (ofc implying that he's telling the truth, ha!)
Also, in the next video, we may see him displaying an odd behaviour, so keep an eye up

Spoiler: NSFL, Nikocado alert

May god help us all
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holy fucking shit i fucking god damn hate this

 

[Pope of Trash]

This is so dystopian, it reminds me of the Black Mirror episode One Million Merits.

Just a man in his cube, living a purposeless existance for money and a chance to move into a bigger cube with view of trees.

He would just need a bigger cube to contain his fat ass, no trees needed, otherwise I find this to be accurate.

 

[Cock wombler]

That’s definitely more Britney 2008 vibes

Britney had the balls to do all of it and her breakdown was very real unlike these these fat cunts.

So I don't double post

He's fucking whining that his subscribers hate him because he asked them to compare some kind of fries from 2 different fast food places and film themselves doing it. Only 20 people did it out of his apparent 5 million subscribers.
Does he not realise people have lives, they go to work, school, have relationships. Only idiots who live with their head up their arse have got time to film themselves eating fries to get a 2 second asspat from fatty Mcfat fuck.


Edit- cow crossover!! @40:30 He shouts out shanny for christ because she was one of the sad cunts who compared the fries.

 

[Foamless]

Rate me late but Of course the whale uses a scooter. Is there any deathfat that can still walk when doing their grocery ？

 

[Locomotive meat]

Nikocado decided that he wanted to get his dicked sucked while recording his video, and record it for his onlyfans, who's gonna be the one that takes it for the team and buys the dick sucking part (ofc implying that he's telling the truth, ha!)
Also, in the next video, we may see him displaying an odd behaviour, so keep an eye up

Spoiler: NSFL, Nikocado alert

May god help us all
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I skipped ahead....landed on a bad spot

 

[Locomotive meat]

Whenever my junk food cravings kick in I look at this thread and watch every video I can find. Pretty much impossible to keep your appetite after seeing this shit

 

[[Redacted]-san]

Nick is seriously whining about getting hate comments? Everyone gets a negative comment on the internet, what a fricking man baby.

 

[draculasestateagent]

niks latest video complete with a weigh in (338lbs)

 

[Blacknight]

niks latest video complete with a weigh in (338lbs)

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oh jesus fucking christ? he was 313 a few weeks ago, i made a deadpool between me and my brother and i bet on him dying this year, he bets otherwise, winner gets 20$ from the loser

 

[parallelogram]

He’s enormous. 35 pounds put on in 4 months. Only he could get away with this absolute insanity.

 

[draculasestateagent]

i don’t know what he weighed when he first started his channel but he must have put on almost 200lbs since then

 

[Dickocado Fagocado]

How is it even possible to gain 35 pounds in 4 months? A little over 2 pounds a week?? Fuuuuck.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

How is it even possible to gain 35 pounds in 4 months? A little over 2 pounds a week?? Fuuuuck.

GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG, BRO!