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Satoi
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He doesn't hit the gym very often, but he does hit the gin daily!
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Every motorist is a potential detractor. It's just not worth the risk....
Let Kat do it instead.
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I can't believe I missed the explosive finale to the OG vest streak live as it happened, all because I wanted to focus on other projects!
And the prestream revealing the dingy CT chair? Dare I say one of Dave's finest pieces of art this year.
Today's stream seemed full of bait that Phil kept biting. I especially loved his 800th retcon about all the ways he "didn't" make money in his early Youtube days. I may only be a 2-year detractor, but I can see right through the lies (it also helps that he still hasn't deleted the face reveal video. He removed the "slap an 11-year old" VR Chat clip, but not that? His laziness continues to amaze me).
And the prestream revealing the dingy CT chair? Dare I say one of Dave's finest pieces of art this year.
Jumped between ALL his excuses: the audience (but “only” a dozen or so “regulars” this time), the trolls, muh schedule/groove, muh health.
Unintentionally wrote himself into a corner by ensuring he won’t miss days of streaming from health issues. That’s his go-to excuse when wanting vacation time, after all! It’s going to take extra pignosis to make his audience forget about this new lore.
I put my money down on a green screen reveal, because I knew he wasn’t going to spend money on new equipment/furniture… but I forgot that the spinny chair from CT still exists. Obviously, Phil’s comfort comes first! Y’all better feel sad that I lost VBucks, dood.
Speaking of the chair, I had to stifle my laughter at the hilarity of the “new and improved” stream setup. If he forgets to physically spin the chair (which he did A LOT), he has to lean even more to read chat.
My ‘tism got triggered that Phil’s mic is 90 degrees from his mouth when he “properly” turns to the TV. I don’t know much about audio tech, but I do know that omnidirectional mics can’t pick up your voice well if you’re turned away from it altogether. Fucking idiot.
Doesn’t matter though, because he quickly regressed to the classic 45 degree angle just like the old-era couch days.
No one cares that you managed to be a basic adult and clean your room, Phil. I get it, you’ve got a surge of pride from finally doing some deep Spring cleaning (with Assist Trophy Khet likely picking up the slack). Stop with the grandstanding. Next you’ll tell me that Jasper took notice of your efforts (because NO OTHER cat in the world reacts to a room’s atmosphere changing).
Allegedly, the soulmaid spent her birthday money… on a carpet cleaner. Cleaning supplies. The most stereotypical womenfolk thing ever. Holy shit my sides are going to split.
Moving a camera 2 inches = “better quality” now. Uhhhhh no?
After the 12th time or whatever of blaming Khet for the spin-in-chair gimmick, I believe it was 100% Phil’s idea. He just wants to deflect the idiocy onto someone else.
Already called the chair (specifically the ass cushion foam) “el cheapo.” We might be speedrunning when a DSP seat becomes trash.
Paraphrasing: “This is only step 1 of my improvements! I’ll fine-tune them later!” Mhmm, sure.
Unintentionally wrote himself into a corner by ensuring he won’t miss days of streaming from health issues. That’s his go-to excuse when wanting vacation time, after all! It’s going to take extra pignosis to make his audience forget about this new lore.
I put my money down on a green screen reveal, because I knew he wasn’t going to spend money on new equipment/furniture… but I forgot that the spinny chair from CT still exists. Obviously, Phil’s comfort comes first! Y’all better feel sad that I lost VBucks, dood.
Speaking of the chair, I had to stifle my laughter at the hilarity of the “new and improved” stream setup. If he forgets to physically spin the chair (which he did A LOT), he has to lean even more to read chat.
My ‘tism got triggered that Phil’s mic is 90 degrees from his mouth when he “properly” turns to the TV. I don’t know much about audio tech, but I do know that omnidirectional mics can’t pick up your voice well if you’re turned away from it altogether. Fucking idiot.
Doesn’t matter though, because he quickly regressed to the classic 45 degree angle just like the old-era couch days.
No one cares that you managed to be a basic adult and clean your room, Phil. I get it, you’ve got a surge of pride from finally doing some deep Spring cleaning (with Assist Trophy Khet likely picking up the slack). Stop with the grandstanding. Next you’ll tell me that Jasper took notice of your efforts (because NO OTHER cat in the world reacts to a room’s atmosphere changing).
Allegedly, the soulmaid spent her birthday money… on a carpet cleaner. Cleaning supplies. The most stereotypical womenfolk thing ever. Holy shit my sides are going to split.
Moving a camera 2 inches = “better quality” now. Uhhhhh no?
After the 12th time or whatever of blaming Khet for the spin-in-chair gimmick, I believe it was 100% Phil’s idea. He just wants to deflect the idiocy onto someone else.
Already called the chair (specifically the ass cushion foam) “el cheapo.” We might be speedrunning when a DSP seat becomes trash.
Paraphrasing: “This is only step 1 of my improvements! I’ll fine-tune them later!” Mhmm, sure.
Today's stream seemed full of bait that Phil kept biting. I especially loved his 800th retcon about all the ways he "didn't" make money in his early Youtube days. I may only be a 2-year detractor, but I can see right through the lies (it also helps that he still hasn't deleted the face reveal video. He removed the "slap an 11-year old" VR Chat clip, but not that? His laziness continues to amaze me).
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Did anyone see this LOL? Even Muta is making fun of DSP now...
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isn't talking shit about twitch partners a violation of tos?
So they say, but Phil breaking Twitch's TOS isn't anything new. Nothing will come of it. The only time Phil can face repercussions for breaking Twitch's TOS is if it goes viral and a major YouTuber talks about it. Otherwise, you can report it, Twitch will just ignore it.
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So his parents gave him and kat bday money after their retarded son went bankrupt? lmao
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I got you, fam.
From the December 11, 2018 Post-Prestream Pre-Gameplay segment.
Look at what I'm wearing today!
Something I haven't worn in years!
I found it in my closet.
I was like, 'Holy shit! I still have these?!'
I have three NFL jerseys that I've owned since the EARLY 2000's!
The story behind these jerseys is that I bought them, of all things, to wear to Street Fighter tournaments - back in the day, when I used to regularly attend Street Fighter tournaments.
In fact, take a look at the back here,
*Awkwardly twists his misshapen body in an attempt to show the back of the jersey to the webcam*
See?
It says 'Darksyde.'
*You can't see, because he's hunched over like an ogre, with his back facing away from the webcam*
I know it's hard to see because of the camera. But, uh, these were custom jerseys I made in the EARLY 2000s!
I remember the first tournament I ever wore this jersey to, was in Philadelphia.
University Pinball, which I don't even know if they exist anymore, that arcade.
But, Big E - Big Eric - who still runs all the major tournaments in the area, ran that tournament.
And people were like, 'Oh, that's Darksyde!'
They recognized me because I was wearing the jersey!
And then I wore it to things like East Coast Championships, stuff like that.
And then basically, for the most part, they just sat in my closet for the greater part of a decade.
And then I started wearing them again, when I started making videos for YouTube back in the day.
You might have noticed a few older videos of mine, where I did vlogging and stuff, I was wearing these.
And then, they just sat in the closet again.
*T-POSE*
And the other day--
Actually it was yesterday.
I had the day out with Kat.
And I have a couple of nice shirts that hang, like long-sleeved shirts and sweaters and stuff, for the winter-fall time of year, when it's colder.
And right next to it were these, like, 'Oh my God! I totally forgot I had these!'
These have been sitting there--
Alright?
They've been sitting there in the closet for A MILLION YEARS, and I completely forget they existed!
Dude, I'm just gonna start wearing them on stream!
Why not?
More variety, right?
Stuff for me to wear.
And, no, I'm not a Jacksonville Jaguars fan either!
Uhm.
Actually not Jaguars, excuse me.
*FINGER SNAP!*
*FINGER SNAP!*
*FINGER SNAP!*
*FINGER SNAP!*
PANTHERS!
I'm not a North Carolina Panthers fan, which is the color of these jerseys.
I just like the certain colors.
I have a black and white jersey, I have a black and gray and white jersey, and I have this one.
I just like the color schemes.
But they are official NFL jerseys with my name on them!
I bought them--
Well, shit!
Fifteen-plus years ago!
That's how old these jerseys are, but I said 'What the frick! I'll just wear them anyway!'
Okay?
Just for the hell of it.
So.
*PIG SNORT*
Something I haven't worn in years!
I found it in my closet.
I was like, 'Holy shit! I still have these?!'
I have three NFL jerseys that I've owned since the EARLY 2000's!
The story behind these jerseys is that I bought them, of all things, to wear to Street Fighter tournaments - back in the day, when I used to regularly attend Street Fighter tournaments.
In fact, take a look at the back here,
*Awkwardly twists his misshapen body in an attempt to show the back of the jersey to the webcam*
See?
It says 'Darksyde.'
*You can't see, because he's hunched over like an ogre, with his back facing away from the webcam*
I know it's hard to see because of the camera. But, uh, these were custom jerseys I made in the EARLY 2000s!
I remember the first tournament I ever wore this jersey to, was in Philadelphia.
University Pinball, which I don't even know if they exist anymore, that arcade.
But, Big E - Big Eric - who still runs all the major tournaments in the area, ran that tournament.
And people were like, 'Oh, that's Darksyde!'
They recognized me because I was wearing the jersey!
And then I wore it to things like East Coast Championships, stuff like that.
And then basically, for the most part, they just sat in my closet for the greater part of a decade.
And then I started wearing them again, when I started making videos for YouTube back in the day.
You might have noticed a few older videos of mine, where I did vlogging and stuff, I was wearing these.
And then, they just sat in the closet again.
*T-POSE*
And the other day--
Actually it was yesterday.
I had the day out with Kat.
And I have a couple of nice shirts that hang, like long-sleeved shirts and sweaters and stuff, for the winter-fall time of year, when it's colder.
And right next to it were these, like, 'Oh my God! I totally forgot I had these!'
These have been sitting there--
Alright?
They've been sitting there in the closet for A MILLION YEARS, and I completely forget they existed!
Dude, I'm just gonna start wearing them on stream!
Why not?
More variety, right?
Stuff for me to wear.
And, no, I'm not a Jacksonville Jaguars fan either!
Uhm.
Actually not Jaguars, excuse me.
*FINGER SNAP!*
*FINGER SNAP!*
*FINGER SNAP!*
*FINGER SNAP!*
PANTHERS!
I'm not a North Carolina Panthers fan, which is the color of these jerseys.
I just like the certain colors.
I have a black and white jersey, I have a black and gray and white jersey, and I have this one.
I just like the color schemes.
But they are official NFL jerseys with my name on them!
I bought them--
Well, shit!
Fifteen-plus years ago!
That's how old these jerseys are, but I said 'What the frick! I'll just wear them anyway!'
Okay?
Just for the hell of it.
So.
*PIG SNORT*
The legendary MrHuthStuff thankfully has the video of this (since it was an unrecorded prestream segment), along with some clips from the previous times he has pulled out his custom jerseys so that he could reminisce of times past when he still liked playing video games.
DarkSydePhil: 86 Jersey's; T-Pose + Dab Emotes
Phil brings out his old 86 Hate jersey's and whining about a Tpose Emote.
The Grift Continues . . .
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Icedcoffee already reported back to his master about this. And about Jasper not appearing on the streams because of his chair. That moron lurks 24/7 it seems.
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Ninja just got re-partnered, so they probably wouldn't be thrilled about someone like Phil shit-talking him. There's also the whole thing where Phil doesn't seem to have the same invulnerability aura he sorta had. If Ninja made a stink, Phil might catch a temp ban or something.
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Haven't been keeping up with his antics or what games he's been playing, so I go to check and this faggot seriously going through Arkham City again. And he's doing poorly. Batman can move/grapple damn near anywhere he wants to go on top of all the gadgets he has to neutralize threats... and Phil can't even stalk/predate the enemies properly.
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I remember watching this live, and I was so baffled. I felt like I was watching some Elliot Rodger-esque shit. Like the kind of video that the media digs up after a guy goes postal.
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I loved it when panic attacks came up because you know in the back of everyones mind we're thinking Panda Lee's hospital trip. But here we go, we have Phil talking about how he is a scared bitch behind the wheel. Pussyfaggot.
I bet there were other times but Phil wont tell them. Like when Jaha was gonna beat his ass for shit talking.
I bet there were other times but Phil wont tell them. Like when Jaha was gonna beat his ass for shit talking.
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Or that time he said Kat came into the bedroom and Phil was crying because he was so stressed out.
He has a panic attack while driving, yet remains as cool as a cucumber while lying to a government official about his bankruptcy. "It's business related. I still own it"
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The only time he ever gets behind a wheel is when he goes grocery shopping to a store just a few miles away from his home, of course he's going to be nervous whenever he needs to go on a highway and actual drive for more than 15 minutes - and that's completely understandable. Not using your prescription glasses however is down right moronic and irresponsible, for what? So you can look cool while driving your fucking Toyota to and from McD's?
Personally I'm glad he barely ever drives, he seems like the type of person to just drive into the middle of an intersection and freeze up and raise his hands in frustration, or even worse - cause a collision.
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The way he play the games, he should NEVER drive any vehicle thats bigger than a hand trolley.
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To be fair I would be scared to drive too if I did it without glasses that I needed.
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Did he actually comment on this on stream or remove the picture from the roster?
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