US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 

According to Joe Biden, Trump deserves no credit for re-negotiating NAFTA because that was all Nancy Pelosi's doing. When Tapper flatly states that, "Trump re-negotiated NAFTA, and you didn't" Biden just whines about how there was a Republican Congress so it's not his fault. I'll gloss over the fact that for the first two years of Obama's Presidency, he and Biden had a supermajority in both the Senate and the Congress, because Tapper's prolonged, exasperated stare at the end of the video made me laugh hard enough to give that a free pass.
 
The other is that Biden is so far gone that debating Trump would somehow be worse than hiding like a child. If that's the case then the election is basically lost already. I'm not saying they won't try it, but I believe it's suicide if they do.

I liked the 4chan screenshot of the staffer saying that Biden might literally pee/poop himself if the debate went too long.

I think it's fake (as does most everyone else), but the image amuses me.
 
Salty Senpai vs Joe Biden

Joe Biden event only attended by hecklers and zero supporters? This is just too good to be true lol

Hmmm? Something in that really caught my eye. They had an Ambulance openly in the Motorcade. That’s kinda new! I worked a number of a Campaign rallies and Presidential speeches over the years as an EMS command officer. Granted it was mostly in the bad old days. I did Reagan twice while he was President. Bush I twice as Veep, once as President. Jessie Jackson, Walter Mondale. Michael Dukakis. Bill Clinton when he was running in ‘92. Coordinated with Secret Service for all of them. We were never part of the motorcade. We were always kept out of sight. We didn’t move with the President or a Candidate. Why would we? Local emergency services were on Alert and had a response crew dedicated when the sitting President or sitting Veep were moving through our district. But you weren’t moving with them. And nobody gave a shit about candidates or past presidents.

Is this a new common thing on the campaign trail and I just never noticed it? Or is this new for Biden? Because I don’t remember ever seeing an Ambulance, all lit up, following Obama around. And Hillary rather obviously used an unmarked van.
 


I wonder what all of that coughing was about. Half of those didn't even sound real, also good job coughing into your hand during this super-serious pandemic that you're trying to keep everyone in a panic over. I wonder if this is them trying to set up a narrative ahead of time that Joe can't make it to the debates because he's got the Kung Flu, because I'm genuinely not convinced that half of those were even real.

Maybe I'm just overthinking it, but I guess we'll see what happens when it's time for Joe to go up on stage. Every single person in this country who isn't rabidly Vote Blue doesn't think that Biden could handle the debate stage, so I can't imagine that his actual campaign staff are thrilled at the prospect of him having to go through with it. If they don't try and find a way to weasel out of it I'll be genuinely surprised.
 
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According to Joe Biden, Trump deserves no credit for re-negotiating NAFTA because that was all Nancy Pelosi's doing. When Tapper flatly states that, "Trump re-negotiated NAFTA, and you didn't" Biden just whines about how their was a Republican Congress so it's not his fault. I'll gloss over the fact that for the first two years of Obama's Presidency, he and Biden had a supermajority in both the Senate and the Congress, because Tapper's prolonged, exasperated stare at the end of the video made me laugh hard enough to give that a free pass.
Not only do we get the "it is better than NAFTA" sound byte; but I think I distinctly heard Joe Biden giving President Trump shit for "giving Pharma a way out"... uhhhhh, Joe, you want to talk about that whole Obamacare thing that was designed by Pharma and stole a huge chunk of my tax return for years during a very productive era of my life? Nobody is refunding me that money that was stolen, but everyone wants to hand cash to deadbeats right now. But now I'm just conflating issues.

Joe Biden sucks.
 
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Probably fake, but big if true.
Fuck it, even worse anonymous sources told me Trump openly insults the military in front of staffers, generals, and the deceased's families, and people ate that shit up.

Why not, given the logic of those idiots, accept this leak as legitimate?
 
Fuck it, even worse anonymous sources told me Trump openly insults the military in front of staffers, generals, and the deceased's families, and people ate that shit up.

Why not, given the logic of those idiots, accept this leak as legitimate?
Because we're not those idiots.

We're a different kind of idiots.
 
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According to Joe Biden, Trump deserves no credit for re-negotiating NAFTA because that was all Nancy Pelosi's doing. When Tapper flatly states that, "Trump re-negotiated NAFTA, and you didn't" Biden just whines about how there was a Republican Congress so it's not his fault. I'll gloss over the fact that for the first two years of Obama's Presidency, he and Biden had a supermajority in both the Senate and the Congress, because Tapper's prolonged, exasperated stare at the end of the video made me laugh hard enough to give that a free pass.
It's amazing that even CNN seems sick of Biden's shit. I have never once seen any enthusiastic support for a presidential candidate beyond "WE HATE THE OTHER GUY"
 
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Based Dilbert Merchant, reminding everyone that he's a trained expert in media manipulation and persuasion, showing everyone why restricting your use of curse words makes using them a great way to get attention.

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The GOP pounces on Biden's fuckup

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And the media begins to panic as they realize how badly Biden fucked up.
"Ackshually the white supremacists in Charlottesville were called very fine people because Oath Keepers, 3%ers and the rest were called very fine people and they are covert white supremacists. Just because he condemned Spencer's dickriders doesn't make it a hoax."-This guy, probably
 
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Joe Biden's press secretary refuses to answer question if Biden has ever used a teleprompter during Q&A sessions before.

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Seems like a firm "yes" to me.
This is as bad as that Tucker interview with Seizure man Kurt Eichenwald. "Reality is not able to give you a yes or no answer"

If Biden was in the lead, they wouldn't give a fuck who knew he uses a telepromter.

Also, "The Trump campaign doesn't have a coherent argument as to why he deservers re-election"
peace talks with the middle east, communication with NK (something which no other president, including black jesus, ever acomplished), first president to enter the DMZ in Korea, lowest unemplyment rate ever in this country, anti-war stance, tax breaks for the middle class, getting us out of the forever war on terror

need I go on.

This is the most retarded weaseling I have ever witnessed, how the hell did this dumbass ever get into politics being so un-charismatic.
Because he's a weasel who can stick a whole boot in his mouth.
 
"Ackshually the white supremacists in Charlottesville were called very fine people because Oath Keepers, 3%ers and the rest were called very fine people and they are covert white supremacists. Just because he condemned Spencer's dickriders doesn't make it a hoax."-This guy, probably
I'm pretty sure that's actually what media matters ran with. 'No 'very fine people' isn't a hoax, the real hoax is pretending there were any right wingers at Charlottesville that weren't literal Nazis!'
 
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I'm pretty sure that's actually what media matters ran with. 'No 'very fine people' isn't a hoax, the real hoax is pretending there were any right wingers at Charlottesville that weren't literal Nazis!'
And they can always retreat to "They're white supremacists in the way that John Wayne was a white supremacist. Not every white supremacist is a sieg-heiling, meth-shooting edgelord. It's much more insidious than that, and it permeates our society, it only appears fringe because nutters tend to be less adept at hiding the darkness of their views." if that gets called out. It takes away the sting of the initial accusation, but that's what the bailey is for.
 
Joe Biden's press secretary refuses to answer question if Biden has ever used a teleprompter during Q&A sessions before.

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Funnel to the Trump campaign through FOX News? They're somewhat controlled opposition, and the least that would happen would be that the Trump team's suspicions will be affirmed.

Imagine not lying when given the best possible choice to. Lefties emulate their memes. Give them the shortest possible answer available to make and they'll still give you a paragraph.
 
It's amazing that even CNN seems sick of Biden's shit. I have never once seen any enthusiastic support for a presidential candidate beyond "WE HATE THE OTHER GUY"
You're not wrong.

Nobody likes Biden, everyone on that side of the aisle just hates Donald Trump. I'm trying to think of another election where the primary motivator for voting for the candidate was a seething and all-consuming hatred of his opposition that's completely devoid of any legitimate support for the candidate instead of just the party, but I'm kind of coming up empty-handed. I'm not sure if this has ever happened before, and certainly not to this extent.
 
You're not wrong.

Nobody likes Biden, everyone on that side of the aisle just hates Donald Trump. I'm trying to think of another election where the primary motivator for voting for the candidate was a seething and all-consuming hatred of his opposition that's completely devoid of any legitimate support for the candidate instead of just the party, but I'm kind of coming up empty-handed. I'm not sure if this has ever happened before, and certainly not to this extent.
I'd say Hoover vs FDR, but I reason that was because people wanted someone new to hopefully end the Depression.
 
I'd say Hoover vs FDR, but I reason that was because people wanted someone new to hopefully end the Depression.
Plus FDR actually promised something important that people wanted, to fix the economy which showed no signs of improving under Hoover. He talked about a New Deal, which was presented as a vague plan at the time, but then executed his first 100 days which turned out to be one of the most active administration in history. By closing the banks for the first few days and opening them back up, he started the battle to start pulling Americans out of the Great Depression.

Before LBJ, he was the guns and butter president. Butter for fixing the economy and guns for leading the nation in World War II.
 
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