Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Dickocado Fagocado said:
How is it even possible to gain 35 pounds in 4 months? A little over 2 pounds a week?? Fuuuuck.
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To play Mark David Chapman, Jared Leto put on like 70lbs in a very short period of time by drinking microwaved pints of ice cream, soy sauce and olive oil mixed together and ended up putting himself in a wheelchair. Niks a pussy, he can do better than 35!!!

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So I'm not wrong in thinking he's eating like this for feeders paying him, right? To think this is where we have ended up as a society, a morbidly obese man sitting alone in a room stuffing his face with garbage noodles while staring into a camera to the revulsion of everyone who tunes in. Christ, he's eating these things almost every other day and putting a half or whole stick of butter in each time now.
 
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Easy Peasy said:
Nik lies, and edits, and lies, so I'm not sure I believe he isnt rigging the scale in some way. Either way, hes a disgusting pig and I would not have sex with him
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to be honest i’d be inclined to agree if it wasn’t massively obvious that he’s gained a shit ton of weight, his triple chin and huge belly have pretty much doubled in a few short weeks let alone a few months, i genuinely think he doesn’t give a shit about his weight at this moment cause it’s getting him money and views.
 
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draculasestateagent said:
i don’t know what he weighed when he first started his channel but he must have put on almost 200lbs since then
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At least if not more considering he was an orthorexic vegan when he first started his channel. He was even a raw vegan for a point in time. Totally skin and bones then and now he's just traded one eating disorder for another and utterly snapped

I'm also curious as to if part of his ravenous hunger is due to the raw vegan lifestyle. Raw vegans have to stretch their stomachs so much to be able to consume the volume of food required to make their calorie counts (imagine eating 6 bananas and a gallon of juice every morning, that's a common breakfast for them). Some former raw vegans have said that it took years to get their stomachs used to smaller meals again (stomachs can eventually shrink down) as well as deal with the insane hunger cues after being used to basically eating massive meals and snacks all day, plus gallons of juice. An obese person can go get their stomachs cut to a normal size but I doubt any raw vegan has been able to get that done for themselves. Nickado didn't spend much time as a raw vegan as far as I remember, but even a year of that could fuck him up more considering his likely former anorexia and the fact that he did do vegan muckbangs too
 
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Dwarf said:
I hate it when these drama and tea channels get all "scared" to lose their channels. If you're bad enough to make fun of these freaks then take it on the chin when your channel gets struck. Either fight back or make a new one, but this pussy "I guess I'll stop making content on that person 😔" shit is grating.
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Couldn't agree more. File a fucking counterclaim that it's fair use, Nico will NEVER go to the next step and expose a lot of personal info and pay money, so the strike drops off in 2 weeks without a reply. Don't be a fucking pussy.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Couldn't agree more. File a fucking counterclaim that it's fair use, Nico will NEVER go to the next step and expose a lot of personal info and pay money, so the strike drops off in 2 weeks without a reply. Don't be a fucking pussy.
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He knows he won't win when he copyright strikes a video where the first 5 seconds show the whole "fair use law". He basically knows what he's doing is wrong and stupid. Then again everything this man does is wrong and stupid. Who beats perfectly good Doritos with a damn broom?
 
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