🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I am surprised CRP hasnt been involved in the fai fai shit. I miss his kino shitshow videos

One of the sad facts of Internet drama is that most people eventually realize they're doing more damage to their reputation than that of their enemies by continuing to participate in it and stop. It's like when some character you love to hate gets killed off in your favorite TV show.

 

[Alpha Faggot]

CRP probably took one look at the ongoing trashfire and realized that even he and his fifteen cameras wouldn't survive.

 

[AltisticRight]

Landwhales are out.

 

[Captain Manning]

I am surprised CRP hasnt been involved in the fai fai shit. I miss his kino shitshow videos

It would be mostly unfunny alogging. He develops massive hate boners like Ralph and Dick do.

If you want venomous half-truths, Godwinson has you covered. The bonus is that Godwinson can be pretty funny. He seems to grasp the dangers of taking any of this shit too seriously. He treats all of this as if it were the WWE, and there's perhaps a lesson in that we could all learn or be reminded of from time to time.

 

[All becomes gunt]

brah y so mati?

nobody is mad at you dude holy fuck lmao. Youre like Nick Rackets and Gunt Guards Gollum lmao

brah please stop derailing the thread with your madness

I don't necessarily cosign everything Bryan says or does but he is right over here. Spergtre's argumentation literally is reduced to "u mad bro". Fucking pathetic. The truth of the matter is you crave attention and you feel the need to be validated with your "sage legal advice". Well you are shit at it, and so is your master Ricotta ( evidently a bit less than you but still ) so don't expect your posts to be met with anything but ridicule.

 

[Endu]

Not watching any killstream is a good choice

Fixed

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Absolutely kino and nectar pilled! The part where hes walking/dancing out of the house down to the scooter is too fucking good. Where did rad roberto even learn those slick moves.

Domo Arigato, Mr Roberto!

 

[Spectre_06]

I don't necessarily cosign everything Bryan says or does but he is right over here. Spergtre's argumentation literally is reduced to "u mad bro". Fucking pathetic. The truth of the matter is you crave attention and you feel the need to be validated with your "sage legal advice". Well you are shit at it, and so is your master Ricotta ( evidently a bit less than you but still ) so don't expect your posts to be met with anything but ridicule.

It's more of a joke going back to his thread where he basically argued against creating a subforum that would include threads of cows who reply to their own threads. His argument basically boiled down to "No don't make my thread easier to find!" Anyone who was laughing about the idea he'd negrate with "dumb" or "MATI" and in one instance someone asked why he goes on revenge negrating sprees, which my post answers (and, by the way, he negrated MATI thus proving the point). Once I saw that I just started assuming any long diatribe was him being MATI or some shit, hence my response.

 

[Glade Candles]

It's more of a joke going back to his thread where he basically argued against creating a subforum that would include threads of cows who reply to their own threads. His argument basically boiled down to "No don't make my thread easier to find!" Anyone who was laughing about the idea he'd negrate with "dumb" or "MATI" and in one instance someone asked why he goes on revenge negrating sprees, which my post answers (and, by the way, he negrated MATI thus proving the point). Once I saw that I just started assuming any long diatribe was him being MATI or some shit, hence my response.

You derailed the thread with a joke from another thread, failed a "u mad bro", and then called Bryan out for derailing.

Man, I get that you have points to make and it sucks that people keep bringing up some lame shit from ages ago, but take the criticism at least for this thread. People won't be so gallant to shit on you if you don't lie down and ask them to squat.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's more of a joke going back to his thread where he basically argued against creating a subforum that would include threads of cows who reply to their own threads. His argument basically boiled down to "No don't make my thread easier to find!" Anyone who was laughing about the idea he'd negrate with "dumb" or "MATI" and in one instance someone asked why he goes on revenge negrating sprees, which my post answers (and, by the way, he negrated MATI thus proving the point). Once I saw that I just started assuming any long diatribe was him being MATI or some shit, hence my response.

If you have to justify your shit argument with a post from another thread posted a week ago that likely no one here gives a shit about, evidently not since you had to explain it, then it's a fucking shit point to make.
Everyone on this shithole niche of internet spergs know about Bry's autistic antics and thirst for outlines. He doesn't need to hide the thread anywhere. This thread itself has more traction than several subforums, so there is an argument to be made. I remember 2 or 3 individual threads regarding to the Gunt and Andy's irl faggotry, which is another supporting argument. Do I think it should be done? No.

brah please stop derailing the thread with your madness

Take your own advice.

 

[JewBacca]

All this talk about Ralph and Faith having sex before she turned 18 confuses me, where did this theory even arise from? Only thing I can see along these lines would be Faith sending Ralph images of her, while she was underage. Even then I cannot see this as an even remote possibility though due to the fact, why would the Vickers report this as their own daughter would be the one distributing these underage images, even if Ralph asked for them?

All this speculation about what info the Vickers have over Ralph is mildly entertaining, personally I do not think much will come of it other than seeing fear in Ralph's eyes. I don't even think Ralph is scared for the right reasons, all he seems to be afraid of is going back to jail and people making fun of him. If it was me, I would be afraid I picked up a true A-Log, and then got locked up for any amount of time. I know Ralph claims we are all A-Logs here, but in all honesty I don't think he even has one. He hasn't had anyone truly trying to hurt him through their antics, just looking to fuck with him. If I was Ralph and looking at real jail time, I would be afraid someone would look into who I was housed with and send their families information that would raise the chances of getting me shanked while being in a cage with these people.

Last time he was locked up, the only people who hated him were blue haired SJWs. Now he has pissed off hundreds of trolls, who just may go to lengths to fuck with him while he is inside and can't do anything much about it. Other than asking to be placed into protective custody, which could fuel the rumors exponentially, and isn't a guaranteed safety precaution anyways, you would think Ralph would be trying to smooth things over, instead of this constant doubling down, but that is not a thing Ralph understands.

IMHO even if nothing comes from this, it has provided me with entertainment and for that I am thankful.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's more of a joke going back to his thread where he basically argued against creating a subforum that would include threads of cows who reply to their own threads. His argument basically boiled down to "No don't make my thread easier to find!" Anyone who was laughing about the idea he'd negrate with "dumb" or "MATI" and in one instance someone asked why he goes on revenge negrating sprees, which my post answers (and, by the way, he negrated MATI thus proving the point). Once I saw that I just started assuming any long diatribe was him being MATI or some shit, hence my response.

I have been on this site for over three years now. In that time, I've learned a few things. One of them is you don't talk about the fucking stickers in an unironic fashion. You don't talk about giving them. You don't talk about receiving them. You simply give them, receive them, and move on.

I intentionally avoided bringing up the fact that a lot of your posts don't seem to be well received. Just simply try better, or find another topic where you might receive a better reception. This is an enormous site. I've barely even read a fraction of it.

 

[Immortal Technique]

Why can't @Spectre_06 and @Bryan Dunn just have fun in a thread? You're both faggots, just post funny stuff. Nobody here is impressed with your verbal spats. Try to enjoy yourself.

 

[Captain Manning]

Why can't @Spectre_06 and @Bryan Dunn just have fun in a thread? You're both faggots, just post funny stuff. Nobody here is impressed with your verbal spats. Try to enjoy yourself.

IOW, they should just fuck already.

 

[Spectre_06]

All this talk about Ralph and Faith having sex before she turned 18 confuses me, where did this theory even arise from? Only thing I can see along these lines would be Faith sending Ralph images of her, while she was underage. Even then I cannot see this as an even remote possibility though due to the fact, why would the Vickers report this as their own daughter would be the one distributing these underage images, even if Ralph asked for them?

Faith turned 18 last September. The speculation was that Ralph was talking to her before then without any actual proof. Over time that morphed into the possibility of them having sex before she truned 18, phone sex, sexting, etc., again without proof. Then there was a caller who mentioned meeting him and Faith when they went to LA (in November last year) which caused an "oh shit" look on Ralph's face followed by stuttering and trying to change the sbject very quickly, and then people just started spreading the claims harder because a lie had apparently been broken (Ralph has always claimed that they hadn't talked before his and Nora's divorce which was announced in February). Then people found out she had been a mod of his in Discord for "some time" (I don't know the actual length or when she was modded), then the theory started that the divorce had been initiated by Nora PROBABLY in June of last year and only finalized/announced in February, and it just goes from there.

 

[Faalbian]

Then there was a caller who mentioned meeting him and Faith when they went to LA (in November last year) which caused an "oh shit" look on Ralph's face followed by stuttering and trying to change the sbject very quickly,

Is there a clip of this?

 

[CohenManischewitz]

GODDAMMIT Spectre and fucking Bryan Dunn (King of POLe SUCKING)
I wonder what the massive percentage of retardation in this thread belongs to those two fucking SPEDs alone? Out of near 2600 pages these two fucking absolute deranged retard mongoloids have shit up the fucking thread to such an extent that I hope a mod goes through all of their posts and deletes basically every single one for being off topic and irrelevant to the thread and for attention whoring. Or just putt their entire history into a thread and direct all of their future comments to that thread. And no one will go to that thread. Because they are faggots. I hope these two motherfuckers get the internet taken away forever. Fuck them both.

 

[Spectre_06]

Is there a clip of this?

I don't know. The caller was Dark Butters who apparently lives in LA. In November Ralph was in LA with Dick, where Dark Butters apparently met both Ralph and Faith. If there is one I can't find it easily. I believe the call happened in July.

 

[Captain Manning]

I have no problem believing that he waited till she was 18 to fuck her. Indeed, Josh seems to credit him with that much.

What I am less clear about is whether he is on the hook for revenge porn. Nick's analysis is pretty shit, considering her face is in the fucking video and he didn't grasp that before spending an inordinate amount of time explaining how it would be some herculean task for the prosecution to prove it's her.

It is interesting what has come out recently about the Punished Ralph account. He is running scared about something.

 

[JewBacca]

Faith turned 18 last September. The speculation was that Ralph was talking to her before then without any actual proof. Over time that morphed into the possibility of them having sex before she truned 18, phone sex, sexting, etc., again without proof. Then there was a caller who mentioned meeting him and Faith when they went to LA (in November last year) which caused an "oh shit" look on Ralph's face followed by stuttering and trying to change the sbject very quickly, and then people just started spreading the claims harder because a lie had apparently been broken (Ralph has always claimed that they hadn't talked before his and Nora's divorce which was announced in February). Then people found out she had been a mod of his in Discord for "some time" (I don't know the actual length or when she was modded), then the theory started that the divorce had been initiated by Nora PROBABLY in June of last year and only finalized/announced in February, and it just goes from there.

Even if they banged in Nov of last year she would have been 18, right? I also think that, Butters or whoever it was who claimed on meeting them, took place this spring when Ralph and Faith were out at Dax's house together, which has been confirmed by Mr. Vickers.

On a side note, was Star Wars Rebels even that great of a show that you would name yourself after the gayest character on it? Then to use said name on every platform you frequent? Why do people tie all their online accounts together like this if not for some perceived internet clout? You don't need to know who I am on other platforms, I rely on my statements not some random internet cred earned elsewhere, it just seems so gay, gayer than KOP spelling of his first name.