🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Captain Manning]

Digibro convinced Gunty to finally troon out

The only fucking useful thing Digibro can do at this point is convince Dax and the Gunt to enter a suicide pact with him. Otherwise, he can get hit by a truck crossing the street for all I care.

 

[Moufang Loop]

I'm somewhat willing to believe that Ralph may have started talking with Faith prior to her turning 18, but I dont believe they hooked up before she was 18. However, we do know from that Halfway Cuck guy that Faith is more than willing to send/recieve nudes from random people on the internet. So if Mr Vickers has anything that is legitamitely incriminating on Ralph, my bet is it's some sort of sexual messages sent between them prior to Faith turning 18. Although Mr. Vickers could also just be bluffing, so who knows...

 

[AltisticRight]

The Gunt enjoying vibrant diversity.

The Guntwhale beached.

Andy Warski drunk.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I doubt it has anything to do with the sex tape. I believe it's something worse. There's probably proof they were in contact before she was 18. Maybe they even traded nudes.

Well, she did that with @Ahalfwaycrook, it's not impossible she did it with Ralph too. And then there's the fake ID, and giving drink and drugs to someone under 21. Or a probation violation like travelling without authorization. Or drinking. Or using drugs.

It seems almost inevitable that one of these is in the DMs.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

Well, she did that with @Ahalfwaycrook, it's not impossible she did it with Ralph too. And then there's the fake ID, and giving drink and drugs to someone under 21. Or a probation violation like travelling without authorization. Or drinking. Or using drugs.

It seems almost inevitable that one of these is in the DMs.

Imagine Ralph manages to one-up any of these somehow

< confidently

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

At this point, I think one of three things has happen:

1. Ralph/Dick DMs about a fake ID for Faith

2. Faith offered an underage nude, and Ralph knowingly accepted.

3. Ralph gave Faith some sleepy pills in LA, she somehow knows, and they talked about in DMs.

Personally, at this point, I go with 2, 1, then 3. 3 I think is the most outlandish, but somehow possible.

I don't think it's about the fake ID because Vickers tweeted about long long (days?) before he mentioned going through the Discord DMs.

I've theorized before that #2 is a very real possibility, and not only that he accepted but that he requested it.
It's not a stretch to think Faith had those pictures saved on her phone from when she sent them to Chris.

I think #3 is unlikely as well because Vickers reaction was so strong that it would seemed it's something very conclusive evidence of breaking the law. No idea how much trouble he would be in because they talked about doing drugs together through DMs.

He tweeted about going through the logs and about 37 minutes later tweeted that Ralph had 48 hours. It makes sense he would start reading from the first message, so it seems it's not that they were communicating when she was underage, especially since the first tweet was akin to "I started reading these, I should have gotten a beer for this". and he would have noticed the dates immediately.
I could be wrong though, and he saw it and spent the time between tweets talking to his lawyer (he mentioned it somewhere, I think the response to Faith's statement).

Also, I'd forgotten about how Mrs. Vickers reacted that night, she probably saw something that made her react that way, it could have been anything but I think that they were probably prepared to find the kind of things that have been discussed before (grooming since she was underage, she knew about Faith drinking, etc.), so it's either something unexpected (blackmail of some kind? Ralph does love to blackmail people) or some kind of image that shocked them.

Point is, based on the reactions (and the fact that the fake ID thing had been mentioned earlier and Vickers didn't see it as big win against Ralph/Dax), as well as how Ralph reacted during that night's show (and deleted accounts plus who knows what else) it would have to be something serious that Ralph knew was out there and was hoping Vickers wouldn't get access to it.

Either way it'll probably take time, but I do think that Vickers being confident enough to go quiet and wait is a good sign.

In any case, Ralph is fucked because if for whatever reason the cops don't do anything Vickers would then eventually drop whatever he found and that seems to be what Ralph was scared of.

 

[Sasquatch82]

I've been reading the entire recap of this thread to fill in the gaps and get all the sequences of events right, and I think I have it all down now.
What I can't get over, and this has probably been discussed, but still:
Why Ethan Ralph? Sure Faith isn't a catch and she's clearly a pillowcase filled with razor blades and penis candy, but crafting this entire web of lies and spending all this money and fucking over your family and talking about having a baby... for Ethan Ralph? He is utterly grotesque.

Sunken-cost fallacy.

Initially, she was into it for the e-fame, opportunity to piss off her parents, 'independence', extreme desire to be wanted/be sexualised.

Then, following the events that have transpired, she now sees no road back. Plus she can double down, own ma' and pa' and Chris, and get her 18-year old brain's conception of happiness in the form of a child and a marriage.

 

[hawkisnight]

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You would just become a monk suddenly?

If you can call it a monk - yea.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Digibro convinced Gunty to finally troon out

You mean he'll grow a dick and lose the tits?

 

[Kulee Baba]

Ethan Ralph is having an interview on the David Knight show. Makes me laugh that he's still talking about Gamergate nearly a half decade later.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Ethan Ralph is had an interview on the David Knight show. Makes me laugh that he's still talking about Gamergate nearly a half decade later.

it makes sense to talk about the 9/11 of the internet on 9/11

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

I don't care about Godwinson's take, don't care if he yells into a phone while dropping references about whatever shitty show he's depressed bingewatching.
I want THREE THINGS. If Godwinson can't get them I don't care.
1. Coach. I want more Coach Redwinson takes. This is clearly a mgtow timeline and CRP is the saint of mgtows.
2. I forget
3. Sargon. I want Sargon to reference this. I don't care if he says Kraut says no. I want Sargon to reference this.

 

[CohenManischewitz]

Hey @Bryan Dunn next time you faghat me I will just repost EVERY SINGLE RETARD POST that you made in this thread. All in one comment. Have fun being a white nigger. There are at least 4,000 posts of you talking about nothing that involves you. Which means you are a FAGGOT. and a NIGGER.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I don't care about Godwinson's take, don't care if he yells into a phone while dropping references about whatever shitty show he's depressed bingewatching.
I want THREE THINGS. If Godwinson can't get them I don't care.
1. Coach. I want more Coach Redwinson takes. This is clearly a mgtow timeline and CRP is the saint of mgtows.
2. I forget
3. Sargon. I want Sargon to reference this. I don't care if he says Kraut says no. I want Sargon to reference this.

You want three things but Ethan Ralph is four things... IT CONTINUES IT CONTINUES LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Hey @Bryan Dunn next time you faghat me I will just repost EVERY SINGLE RETARD POST that you made in this thread. All in one comment. Have fun being a white nigger. There are at least 4,000 posts of you talking about nothing that involves you. Which means you are a FAGGOT. and a NIGGER.

Be sure you create a new thread for your foreplay, we have enough people shitting up this thread as it is.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

You want three things but Ethan Ralph is four things... IT CONTINUES IT CONTINUES LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN

I remembered the second thing. I want Gaytor on a neutral show.

 

[Noproblemo]

I don't care about Godwinson's take, don't care if he yells into a phone while dropping references about whatever shitty show he's depressed bingewatching.
I want THREE THINGS. If Godwinson can't get them I don't care.
1. Coach. I want more Coach Redwinson takes. This is clearly a mgtow timeline and CRP is the saint of mgtows.
2. I forget
3. Sargon. I want Sargon to reference this. I don't care if he says Kraut says no. I want Sargon to reference this.

I just want Godwinson and Super Sargon on TWIN. I want Godwinson to finally kiss the ring.

 

[Crystal Golem]

 

[JewBacca]

Be sure you create a new thread for your foreplay, we have enough people shitting up this thread as it is.

Or better yet, why can these spergs not take their incessant bickering to Bryan's thread. That is what it was created for.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Or better yet, why can these spergs not take their incessant bickering to Bryan's thread. That is what it was created for.

Because they need us to know how valid and based their takes really are.