🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Free Dick Pills]

PSA:
Gentlemen, this four point seven five year old thread has doubled its pagecount in just about 47 days.

I am fully convinced that Guntcoin (which acts as a synthetic short on the life expectancy of Ethan Oliver Ralph) is in the final stages of a parabolic bullrun as we speak. Seat yourself for correction( facilities)s and another bombastic, fully unpredictable final thrust towards Guntfall.
Then when jail season comes we go sideways for months.
Stock up on that plentiful nectar we're wittnessing these days!

 

[Rekkington]

It's incredible how unfunny he makes it.

Injury occurs which is ironic giving what he just said about cancer. That's the funny. Ralph's reaction is "TOO BAD HE DIDN'T FUCKING DIE, NOT LIKE I'D KNOW CONSIDERING I AM VERY IMPORTANT AND BUSY". Fucking so lame.

It's such the over the top comedy-is-yelling shit drunks do.

"YEAH, WISH HE WOULD HAVE FALLEN OUT OF A PLANE ASS FIRST ONTO SOME FUCKIN FUCKIN UH BLACK COCK THE FUCKING FAGGOT" this kid's good.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It's incredible how unfunny he makes it.

Injury occurs which is ironic giving what he just said about cancer. That's the funny. Ralph's reaction is "TOO BAD HE DIDN'T FUCKING DIE, NOT LIKE I'D KNOW CONSIDERING I AM VERY IMPORTANT AND BUSY". Fucking so lame.

I disagree. Ralph being a giant smug retard about it makes it funnier. I just read shit like that and thinking of him basking in how cool he is. Makes me laugh every time and the scene set by CRP is a perfect backdrop.

Drops a quote, looks up at the hole in the roof and thinks, "Fuck yeah, I'm awesome."

Edit:

Spoiler

Also if you're playing wasteland 3 and want a sweet Rad Roberts portrait, it's sized perfectly at 256 x 256

 

[All becomes gunt]

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YAAAAHAHAAAA YOU BETTER GUNTGUARD THAT CREASE JIMOTHY OTHERWISE EVERYONE WILL KNOW ABOUT THE CHILDBRIDE I BOUGHT YOU FROM CHINA 5 YEARS AGO. The absolute state of daddy gym, he is fully ok about Gunty and Warski exploiting his "cancer" for money but as long as it's someone that's one of the enemies of the gunt he jumps in. What a piece of shit.

 

[MeltyTW]

YAAAAHAHAAAA YOU BETTER GUNTGUARD THAT CREASE JIMOTHY OTHERWISE EVERYONE WILL KNOW ABOUT THE CHILDBRIDE I BOUGHT YOU FROM CHINA 5 YEARS AGO. The absolute state of daddy gym, he is fully ok about Gunty and Warski exploiting his "cancer" for money but as long as it's someone that's one of the enemies of the gunt he jumps in. What a piece of shit.

i think that pic is actually two separate threads, one is ethan screeching by himself to his tards and the other is ralph replying to jim after someone else tagged him about crp. so tbf he didnt interfere so much as as make a crack about someone mocking him for cancer because one of his fans tagged him about it

edit i cant imagine if ethan worshiped me and used my name not shitting on him and telling him to fuck off though id be disgusted and want to bury him for all this shit

 

[All becomes gunt]

i think that pic is actually two separate threads, one is ethan screeching by himself to his tards and the other is ralph replying to jim after someone else tagged him about crp. so tbf he didnt interfere so much as as make a crack about someone mocking him for cancer because one of his fans tagged him about it

Even still though if he is fine at taking cracks on someone mocking him why isnt he fine about taking cracks on someone exploiting his condition ? It's not even on the same plane of scummy especially knowing his history.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Lmao, smug braggart Ralph is one of my favorite Ralphs. There's just something special about the exact way he does it. It's weird too because normally smug people annoy the fuck out of me, but there's just a way Ralph does it that makes me laugh at him. It's got panache or some shit, I don't know.

Ralph being obnoxiously smug doesn't bother me because I know he doesn't actually feel smug - quite the opposite, he seethes intensely and this is just his way of coping hard. The more he tries to be smug, the more I know he's hurting inside.

No, what bothers me is him using any excuse he can to @Jim on Twitter. He is so desperate for his attention and this passive dick-sucking behaviour is what irks me. Ralph, if you want Jim to acknowledge you, just be direct and ask him like a fucking man.

 

[MeltyTW]

Even still thought right if he is right at taking cracks on someone mocking him why isnt he fine about taking cracks on someone exploiting his condition ? It's not even on the same plane of scummy especially knowing his history.

oh that i agree on, if ralph did this to me and used my name id piledrive the fucker's reputation until he offed himself,

edit actually has anyone shown jim the clusterfuck that was last night's stream?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

It's been 2 days....no mugshot of the gunt. Have the stars of prophecy betrayed us? Or we miscalcuated.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

It's incredible how unfunny he makes it.

Injury occurs which is ironic giving what he just said about cancer. That's the funny. Ralph's reaction is "TOO BAD HE DIDN'T FUCKING DIE, NOT LIKE I'D KNOW CONSIDERING I AM VERY IMPORTANT AND BUSY". Fucking so lame.

pretty much this. I made the CRP thread and to this day I still dont have somevdirect personal issue with the guy. Hes just a conman. Thats it. In fact, I enjoy his shit show videos with the filters. Pretty funny stuff.

why is ralph literally wanting to see the guy fucking dead? Whats the lore?

 

[AltisticRight]

ATTENTION ALL ALOGS

Seethan Ralph is now using The Saturday Sunset to seethe in YouTube chats since he deleted the PunishedRalph channel to get rid of evidence of him releasing revenge porn. Yesterday during Cog's boring stream he was spotted in his chat at around the 1:04:00 mark. Bibble allegedly runs the channel but it seems like Ralph has control of it, and half way into his seething he started to pretend he wasn't Ralph and refers to himself in the third person. Be on the lookout:

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Verification it's the account:
Archive of Live Chat (Use View Page Source to see channel ID)
Archive of The Saturday Sunset channel

He really is a massive fucking faggot is he?
Can't even fake being behind another account.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

The Harvest moon is on September 22 this year.
What a bountiful crop it is looking like.

Someone with a modicum of photoshop skills need to put Nulls face on the moon

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Jesus F. Christ. The two tweet put next to each other is day and night. When was the last time CRP and Ralph interacted? Why is he still mad? I'd say that Ralph should leave the Jim-aping to Gator but there's not a single hint of any comedy in his tweets. It's just bile.

 

[All becomes gunt]

pretty much this. I made the CRP thread and to this day I still dont have somevdirect personal issue with the guy. Hes just a conman. Thats it. In fact, I enjoy his shit show videos with the filters. Pretty funny stuff.

why is ralph literally wanting to see the guy fucking dead? Whats the lore?

4K Gunt footage of Tardski getting GUNTED

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

why is ralph literally wanting to see the guy fucking dead? Whats the lore?

During knoxville he and andy fought over a bed and coach wasn't going to give up the footage for a documentary of Knoxville. Months later coach revealed Ralph came out as bi after fucking andy.

HAPPY 2600 KARENS

 

[Kenobi]

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

I was curious about this, so here's Ralph's total earnings according to Dlive:

Someone here mentioned earlier that one lemon is approx. 0,009$
So that means that for the entirety of the time he has streamed on Dlive he has only made 19,710$?
About 20k in what, almost 2 years??
That makes this all the more pathetic, Ralph is fighting tooth and nail, destroying his own life along with a bunch of other people's lives for 10k a year???

Even if you calculate it with 0,012 a lemon you only get 26,280$ so not a really much of a difference.
This is all before taxes, before Gator's 'cut', Warski donating a ton of lemons co compete with PPP, etc.
I know that it has been said many times that he makes about or less than minimum wage but seeing it like this put into perspective how absolutely pathetic he really is. Putting himself out there every night in front of an audience he hates, parroting shit he doesn't believe in and having to censor it all for fear of getting banned just to churn out the blandest most boring show on the internet.
All while he could be making more money working a real job, but no, he's very well known online.

Also after Sandra's Twitter was posted a while back and suddenly everything mysteriously disappeared, everything (mostly retweets about hating Trump) except one reply to some author she likes. I wonder how many people tried to send her the sex tape.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Do you guys remember that old ass meme for Razor Gator? It was a shitty plastic tool that cleaned your disposable razors. Do you think our Gator got his MO from this jingle?
"Rinse, Scrape, Sweep, It's so neat
Scrape, Sweep, Wipe, It's Alright!
RAZOR GATOR!"

 

[Twinkletard]

Do you guys remember that old ass meme for Razor Gator? It was a shitty plastic tool that cleaned your disposable razors. Do you think our Gator got his MO from this jingle?
"Rinse, Scrape, Sweep, It's so neat
Scrape, Sweep, Wipe, It's Alright!
RAZOR GATOR!"
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Wow, that was a blast from the past.

I always thought Gator got his nick from being a Florida football fan?

 

[MeltyTW]

I was curious about this, so here's Ralph's total earnings according to Dlive:
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Someone here mentioned earlier that one lemon is approx. 0,009$
So that means that for the entirety of the time he has streamed on Dlive he has only made 19,710$?
About 20k in what, almost 2 years??
That makes this all the more pathetic, Ralph is fighting tooth and nail, destroying his own life along with a bunch of other people's lives for 10k a year???

Even if you calculate it with 0,012 a lemon you only get 26,280$ so not a really much of a difference.
This is all before taxes, before Gator's 'cut', Warski donating a ton of lemons co compete with PPP, etc.
I know that it has been said many times that he makes about or less than minimum wage but seeing it like this put into perspective how absolutely pathetic he really is. Putting himself out there every night in front of an audience he hates, parroting shit he doesn't believe in and having to censor it all for fear of getting banned just to churn out the blandest most boring show on the internet.
All while he could be making more money working a real job, but no, he's very well known online.

Also after Sandra's Twitter was posted a while back and suddenly everything mysteriously disappeared, everything (mostly retweets about hating Trump) except one reply to some author she likes. I wonder how many people tried to send her the sex tape.

lmfao, do you know what the lowest minimum wage gets you? 15,000 dollars! 7.25 times 8 is 58 dollars, that times 260 the number of workdays in a year gets you 15,080 dollars! Great find, i forgot dlive tracks this! RALPH MAKES 5 THOUSAND DOLLARS LESS A YEAR THAN A GAWD DAMNED FRY COOK IN VIRGINIA! oh shit. good stuff. You cant calculate a lemon by .012 btw because dlive takes a 4th of everything you cash out so in effect a lemon is only .009 of a dollar or a bit less than a tenth of a penny, i mean you can do it but you have to then subtract one fourth of the total and i find it easier to just take a calculator and times it by three fourths of the stated value of a lemon instead

Wow, that was a blast from the past.

I always thought Gator got his nick from being a Florida football fan?

i assumed he was just a scalie

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Wow, that was a blast from the past.

Gator is the self-proclaimed "Eldest Fag"