🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Glade Candles]

I always thought Gator got his nick from being a Florida football fan?

It's a Gamergate reference.

Gamer Gate
Gator Gamer

 

[Freedom Fries]

I was curious about this, so here's Ralph's total earnings according to Dlive:
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Someone here mentioned earlier that one lemon is approx. 0,009$
So that means that for the entirety of the time he has streamed on Dlive he has only made 19,710$?
About 20k in what, almost 2 years??
That makes this all the more pathetic, Ralph is fighting tooth and nail, destroying his own life along with a bunch of other people's lives for 10k a year???

Even if you calculate it with 0,012 a lemon you only get 26,280$ so not a really much of a difference.
This is all before taxes, before Gator's 'cut', Warski donating a ton of lemons co compete with PPP, etc.
I know that it has been said many times that he makes about or less than minimum wage but seeing it like this put into perspective how absolutely pathetic he really is. Putting himself out there every night in front of an audience he hates, parroting shit he doesn't believe in and having to censor it all for fear of getting banned just to churn out the blandest most boring show on the internet.
All while he could be making more money working a real job, but no, he's very well known online.

Also after Sandra's Twitter was posted a while back and suddenly everything mysteriously disappeared, everything (mostly retweets about hating Trump) except one reply to some author she likes. I wonder how many people tried to send her the sex tape.

lmfao, do you know what the lowest minimum wage gets you? 15,000 dollars! 7.25 times 8 is 58 dollars, that times 260 the number of workdays in a year gets you 15,080 dollars! Great find, i forgot dlive tracks this! RALPH MAKES 5 THOUSAND DOLLARS LESS A YEAR THAN A GAWD DAMNED FRY COOK IN VIRGINIA! oh shit. good stuff. You cant calculate a lemon by .012 btw because dlive takes a 4th of everything you cash out so in effect a lemon is only .009 of a dollar or a bit less than a tenth of a penny, i mean you can do it but you have to then subtract one fourth of the total and i find it easier to just take a calculator and times it by three fourths of the stated value of a lemon instead


i assumed he was just a scalie

Regarding the minimum wage and income thing, Ralph's take home is hilariously low especially considering how much he brags about material things, but I sincerely doubt he "works" 8 hours a day. Also, the vast majority of jobs don't let you get shitfaced on the clock.

 

[MeltyTW]

Regarding the minimum wage and income thing, Ralph's take home is hilariously low especially considering how much he brags about material things, but I sincerely doubt he "works" 8 hours a day. Also, the vast majority of jobs don't let you get shitfaced on the clock.

the 8 hours a week was for the fry cook/ shit scrubber position not for Ralph. Its lower effort for two thirds the pay sure but he has a kid and a wife to think about now! do the right thing @theralph , give up streaming and take up the apron...... i mean if your ass isnt hauled into jail first

edit im curious if the kiwifarms makes a profit (dont know how it operates in that regard) and if null actually makes more running this place,

 

[temp o'rary]

Also after Sandra's Twitter was posted a while back and suddenly everything mysteriously disappeared, everything (mostly retweets about hating Trump) except one reply to some author she likes. I wonder how many people tried to send her the sex tape.

Nah, it's still all there, under the "Likes" tab. Hasn't deleted anything yet. Also, would certainly recommend against sending her the sex tape since it probably opens you up to various criminal charges which wouldn't cost him anything to pursue. And no, your shitty VPN, despite their marketing claims, are not going to face off with law enforcement to protect someone paying $5 a month.

 

[break these cuffs]

Also, the vast majority of jobs don't let you get shitfaced on the clock.

This alone is worth far more than $5k a year to Ralph considering he wouldn't be able to work any job that doesn't allow it.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Photo of Sandra Ralph's bedroom.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

"I was too busy with my Info Wars appearance"

And when they find out about your porn tape, it'll probably be your last appearance.

 

[Fougaro]

"彼のガントは彼を引き上げることを難しくしましたが、私たちは成功しました。皆さんよくやった！ コーンをたたえよ！ "

"GAYDURR, WHERE ARE YOU GAYDURR?! THE JAPS ARE AYLAWGGIN' ME GAYDURR! THEY'RE AYLAWGGIN' ME! GAYDUUUUUURR!!!"

Alexa, play "Baka Mitai"!

 

[High Tea]

"I was too busy with my Info Wars appearance"

And when they find out about your porn tape, it'll probably be your last appearance.

I don't know. You'd think so, but I wouldn't be surprised if they ignore it. Harrison Smith is groyper adjacent and they seem to ignore Ralph's faults in some sort of alliance. I don't know if it's a business one, or that DLive says all the creators need to promote each other, or there is just so much audience crossover it would be bad for business, but with how plugged in Harrison Smith seems to be, I assume he has probably already been told, if not seen it.

 

[MeltyTW]

Probably asked before but is it possible to thot audit ethan's lemon lino hoard? i mean he admits himself and others in his friend and social group including inlaws and ex's that he dodges all the debts he can. His income is something that might be overlooked as well

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Probably asked before but is it possible to thot audit ethan's lemon lino hoard? i he admits himself and others in his friend and social group including inlaws and ex's that he dodges all the debts he can. His income is something that might be overlooked as well

Ironically his mom is a "auditor"

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

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Is that George Méliès' 'A trip to the moon'? Fucking based. I like the way the title cards jitter a bit due to the simulated wow and flutter in the simulated 1902 projector. Also the foreshadowing of Godwinson's revelations about tranny prostitutes in Miami.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ironically his mom is a "auditor"

lol, "hello mrs ralph i have to report your son for being a tax dodger and a gunted felon"

 

[Freedom Fries]

Probably asked before but is it possible to thot audit ethan's lemon lino hoard? i mean he admits himself and others in his friend and social group including inlaws and ex's that he dodges all the debts he can. His income is something that might be overlooked as well

You don't get taxed on the first $12,400 you make anyway. Only taxes he would have to pay that come to mind would be self-employment related and state

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

This is all before taxes, before Gator's 'cut', Warski donating a ton of lemons co compete with PPP, etc.

I bet he hasn't paid tax on that and has spent all of it instead. Which would pose a problem if the IRS ever found out.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Is that George Méliès' 'A trip to the moon'? Fucking based. I like the way the title cards jitter a bit due to the simulated wow and flutter in the simulated 1902 projector. Also the foreshadowing of Godwinson's revelations about tranny prostitutes in Miami.

Indeed it is I found this neat colorized version which worked really well for this purpose. Especailly since you can see that some of the "ladies" are men which like you said goes with the tranny prostitute theory nicely.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Does anyone know the laws on taxation regarding tipping cryptocurrencies? I remember when they changed each individual transfer of crypto to be a "taxable event" a couple of years ago, leading many people to consider holding the safest option these days if they were ever to become rich from it. Seems there's gotta be some level of rules for tipping lemons and other bullshit in regards to taxation, considering that's a major part of his income in general.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Does anyone know the laws on taxation regarding tipping cryptocurrencies? I remember when they changed each individual transfer of crypto to be a "taxable event" a couple of years ago, leading many people to consider holding the safest option these days if they were ever to become rich from it. Seems there's gotta be some level of rules for tipping lemons and other bullshit in regards to taxation, considering that's a major part of his income in general.

I wouldn't get your hopes up about Gunt Audit, to be honest. DSP had piles of cash from donations which he apparently considered as tax-free tips and he seemed to get away with it. The problem is that the IRS doesn't seem to be interested in going after e-grifters. And Ralph's days of earning enough to pay significant amounts of tax are behind him anyway. Other people in this thread have pointed out he's made $26K over two years and the first $10K per year is tax-free anyway. So you'd only be looking at taxes on $3K per year taxable income. Which can't generate that much tax somewhere like Virginia.

This site reckons he'd pay $249 state, $80 Federal, $995 FICA, or about $1,323 a year. I'm guessing the IRS has much bigger fish to fry.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

I wouldn't get your hope up about Gunt Audit, to be honest. DSP had piles of cash from donations which he apparently considered as tax-free tips and he seemed to get away with it. The problem is that the IRS doesn't seem to be interested in going after e-grifters.

It's pretty shocking to me they haven't tapped that market considering they flat out said they target small businesses because they can't fight back and it's free revenue. I guess it's just something with being behind the times, not realizing the amount of "small business" cash flow there is online right now. I don't think it'll be pretty for the Internet in general when they wake up to it and start actually thot auditing, because it won't end there.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

I really am just amazed by the gunt's luck. Even though he's made dozens of mistakes that would sink anyone else, he still persists.

Somehow he can still get guests, and is sometimes invited to be a guest on other shows, despite him having an audience of less than 500 people (I'm not counting hate watchers).

How the hell does he do it?