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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
It doesn't help Quinton's takes are even more basic bitch in comparison to a hot take the Movieblob will make, hell Quinton honestly feels like a more drawn out Movieblob and some of the sketches feel like shit you'd see on their show. Mini-Quinton reminded me of that Navi ripoff Bob had.

As for Quinton, I wonder if he is capable of making any video without bringing in his politics.
 
I might be completely misremembering but didn't Quinton say on Twitter or Patreon a while ago that he wants to stop trying to be a Breadtuber and just focus on videos he personally enjoys making? What happened? Dude has almost 700 patrons, why even try making videos that get a whole bunch of views when you're able to make a living now just doing whatever you wanna do? I get that he might see a drop in growth and some people could unpatron but growth at the cost of constantly having to do shit you're not interested in and don't really wanna do sounds less than preferable to me plus whatever growth he gets after would be from genuine interest in what he enjoys, not just more of an incentive to continue hitting trends.

Is there like a single one of the dude's problems that doesn't tie back to him trying to be a Breadtuber? His mental and physical health are in a serious decline, he don't think too good no more due to woke-poisoning despite being a pretty reasonable guy before, and he gave up his old support network of people who were willing to make themselves look bad defending a friend and still trying to soften the blow even when they knew he was wrong over a group of mentally ill people who will disown you the second you say something counter to their narrative even by accident. Hell, fucker even dropped Contra after the whole nonbinary debacle, The Dark Queen is no longer extreme enough for her simps. I don't know what drives a man to pursue something so clearly bad for him but then again, I'm a fat neckbeard so maybe I shouldn't be the one to say that line.
 
Quinton's plush campaign has ended, unsuccessful. He couldn't even sell half the amount needed despite two extensions.
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Quinton's plush campaign has ended, unsuccessful. He couldn't even sell half the amount needed despite two extensions.View attachment 1587906
He's gonna blame this on his videos not getting views, rather then it being a shitty product and his horrible marketing

Edit: son of a bitch it was extended once again despite ending, they must've made them in bulk before the campaign was even funded because I can't imagine any other reason they give this fag so many extensions for his shitty plush
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might be completely misremembering but didn't Quinton say on Twitter or Patreon a while ago that he wants to stop trying to be a Breadtuber and just focus on videos he personally enjoys making? What happened?
He said making popular videos overall, not really to stop making political videos alltogether as his latest upload exposes, and he said it several times while plugging his Patreon on YouTube on late 2019. As the complains on his Discord show, Quinton is still pretty fixated on reaching that 400k milestone and is clear his views bother him to the point the Quintonians and Quintonettes have to watch the same video three times just to ensure the sheckles keep flowing. It pretty SAD™ that there are creators who are objectively and subjectively better than Quinton and have yet to reach the heights his channel reached. Quinton Reviews is like a whale carcass rooting in the beach awaiting for some retard to use TNT to get rid of it.

Allow me to give you some good news for once. Quinton went to watch Bill & Ted 3 with his dad Wednesday night.
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Quinton has mentioned B&T 3 as one of the few reasons he could list to keep himself alive. Not family, not friends, not fans. And he already watched it, yet I do not expect him to suicide bait.
 
He's gonna blame this on his videos not getting views, rather then it being a shitty product and his horrible marketing

Edit: son of a bitch it was extended once again despite ending, they must've made them in bulk before the campaign was even funded because I can't imagine any other reason they give this fag so many extensions for his shitty plush
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What does quinton have on them?

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Look at those cold, dead, soulless eyes, quinton is coming to the realization that he is about to watch the only thing keeping him alive. I'm 90% sure his dads smile is caused by the knowledge that his familly will finally be rid of their problem child.
 
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He said making popular videos overall, not really to stop making political videos alltogether as his latest upload exposes, and he said it several times while plugging his Patreon on YouTube on late 2019. As the complains on his Discord show, Quinton is still pretty fixated on reaching that 400k milestone and is clear his views bother him to the point the Quintonians and Quintonettes have to watch the same video three times just to ensure the sheckles keep flowing. It pretty SAD™ that there are creators who are objectively and subjectively better than Quinton and have yet to reach the heights his channel reached. Quinton Reviews is like a whale carcass rooting in the beach awaiting for some retard to use TNT to get rid of it.

Allow me to give you some good news for once. Quinton went to watch Bill & Ted 3 with his dad Wednesday night.
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Quinton has mentioned B&T 3 as one of the few reasons he could list to keep himself alive. Not family, not friends, not fans. And he already watched it, yet I do not expect him to suicide bait.
Well his will to live not going to matter when you're going to the theaters during a pandemic without a mask in a place not normally known for hygiene
 
He's gonna blame this on his videos not getting views, rather then it being a shitty product and his horrible marketing

Edit: son of a bitch it was extended once again despite ending, they must've made them in bulk before the campaign was even funded because I can't imagine any other reason they give this fag so many extensions for his shitty plush
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HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
 
He's gonna blame this on his videos not getting views, rather then it being a shitty product and his horrible marketing

Edit: son of a bitch it was extended once again despite ending, they must've made them in bulk before the campaign was even funded because I can't imagine any other reason they give this fag so many extensions for his shitty plush
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How many times is this thing going to get an extension?! It's nuts, absolutely insane. They're trying so hard to have garfield sand man reach the goal but no matter how long they wait it never will. Because Quinton isn't a popular enough youtuber, and his marketing for it sucks since he wants to stick to his hugboxes.
Has any other Makeship campaign been extended this much? How would the youtubers with failed campaigns feel if they knew Quinton Reviews was getting special treatment?
 
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Well his will to live not going to matter when you're going to the theaters during a pandemic without a mask in a place not normally known for hygiene
He and his dad where the only people on the room on a cinema well outside their town.

Has any other Makeship campaign been extended this much? How would the youtubers with failed campaigns feel if they knew Quinton Reviews was getting special treatment?
I cannot verify this but Q seems to be the worst performing ever with multiple extentions. My original theory was that he was paying a small fee to keep the campaign from ending but it genuinely seems like he only had to talk to management.
I think is more an issue of principles. Most creators that did not make it just took the L. Syrmor for example was roughly 40 plushies from making it and he still refused to get an extention, whereas Q seems to be trying to prove a point. His videos are tanking which is affecting his bottom line, so he clearly has stakes on this he wants to weaponize. Problem is the people that still like him and are willing to invest on him are very few and most of his own social connections are social pariahs themselves or are on that territory, since Quinton on his own way is adopting the worst traits of people like Mr. Enter at the height of his cowdom. Quinton should just let it die now because at this rate he is only going to sell 400 by next year with several paypigs having at least 10 plushies that might end up in Ebay in a year time.
 
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Recent Leafy drama has given Quinton an opportunity to express his undying hatred for Leafy:
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He's still mad about an edgy joke. Classic Quinton.
Okay now I'm really looking forward to his Leafy video. Him being one of the only people still talking about this makes it even more obvious he has a huge one-sided grudge towards Leafy, so it'll be funny to see Quinton's pure rage coming out of him in the video. Also looking forward to him getting BTFO'd by Leafy if the guy even bothers to respond to it.

UPDATE: Just found this out, but by the looks of it one of Q's paypigs stepped in and bought a bunch of plushies to get it to 204, officially making it go over the halfway mark and possibly giving Quinton some sort of leeway into getting his plush made. Whether or not the plush will actually end up being made is likely still unknown, but for now it looks like Quinton sorta won?
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Recent Leafy drama has given Quinton an opportunity to express his undying hatred for Leafy:
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https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1304577687177097219 (Archive)

He's still mad about an edgy joke. Classic Quinton.
So leafy's statement was " I just want one day in my life someone to give me an excuse to shoot them. Is that and extreme opinion? probably" and was a off topic since it changed the subject from protesters to people in general. For the sake of me coping with my autistic fit lets take it at face value and act like it wasn't in jest. I'm going to try and break it down

Quinton said:
Leafy you threatened to kill protesters

This would be wrong or he had a low understanding of English. The only definition for threatened that would work is to endanger. This is because leafy was in the protest without a permit and had a concealed firearm so it could be argued he endangered the protesters. The problem is he uses "to kill" so only the other two definitions fit. The other definition specify intention which nowhere in leaf's comment was there any intention instead what we see is him expressing a desire. Lastly the subject was changed from protests anyone in general so even if we accept that leafy was expressing his intention non of definitions would work.

Quinton said:
Ya'll "not breaking terms of service" is easy if you just don't threaten to kill protester

Not much to say but growing up hearing people who I knew and did horrible shit saying Ya'll didn't change my perception of the word but Quinton saying it has caused me to question my use of the word. The second part of the statement is basically a rehash of the first tweet so no more explanation needed.

Quinton said:
Twitch be like: Leafy I'm sorry, but you threatened to murder protester so I'm gonna have to call your parents

Lets start by first getting the fact that leafy was banned for a completely different reason so the fucking "joke" (don't know what else to call it) makes no sense at all. Then this statement annoys me because not only does he use threatened, like I said earlier this would not work under the literal interpretation of leaf's statement, but he also uses murder. Putting murder just makes statement more wrong even reading Leaf's statement literally.

Murder as a verb like it is used here is the killing of someone with premeditation and unlawfully. Legally there are are cases in some state where extreme negligence and specific circumstances like drive by shooting make it so premeditation is dropped and it can still be charged as murder but non of these apply to this scenario. Lets say the statements somehow met the premeditation part of the definition. Leafy would still not be a threatening murder since leafy said he wished someone gives him an excuse which by definition doesn't specify the legality so no where was he threatening the unlawful murder of someone.

Isn't that the interview on Keemstar's Storyfire? AKA not Leafy's Twitch account?
Yes, but for some reason he wants Twitch to basically walk into a lawsuit by BTFO'ing leafy for reasons that don't fit their termination clause in the TOS.
 
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