🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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L. Duse said:
Considering that Ralph is struggling to make ends meet with a barely over 10k a year annual income? Won't be surprising that he deals with drugs to earn some side cash.
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So is that what the constant trips to DC are all about? Running drugs?
I guess if that were true a simple warning to the state police letting them know to be on the lookout for his car every weekend would be enough, but who knows.
 
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EDIT: archive https://archive.vn/jrWYN
 
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Gunt.Inc said:
I like listening to Ryan's monotone voice in videos when I can pause and take in the autistic amount of fucking subjects or have it as background noise. This fucking podcast format does not work with him especially when Ralph is ignorant as shit on the topic leading to Ryan having a monologue for like 30 min with no push back.
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Ryan Dawson's a clown that's worn out his welcome as an eceleb
 
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Sam Losco said:
I'm running fine now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxyVOp_tk9s
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Bryan Dunn said:
Everyone seems to be struggling with restreaming the gunt tonight and PO quit so I am hosting it now for anybody plus call ins via discord if you guys care.

enjoy https://youtu.be/XNg5prKF-Ho
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ive said since stream me that its better to have multiple snipes just so ralph feels even more pressure and so we arent scrambling

EDIT HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
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Since I know your watching, hi @theralph Just wanted to remind you, you shaved your head for money because youre planning on having a child you cant support, wedding you cant afford and a mothers whos dying because you wont pay to get her better.

Just wanted to remind you youre a failure of a man and your father is disappointing in you champ.
 
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Glade Candles said:
Ralph's defense testimony, the near future:

"This does not even deserve a Bojack Theme intro because this is dead serious! The inside and outside tour I did LAST MONTH of Fai Fai's asshole, everyone on the internet - MY MOTHER AND PAROLE OFFICER ARE ANGRY AT ME! THEY'RE BLAMING IT AT ME! IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT! IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MY GUNT OFF! THE! INTERNET!"

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Ronnie: YOU LISTEN TO ME. SHUT THAT GOD DAMN THING OFF. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO. YOU GET ALL THAT ALL THAT STUFF OFF OF THERE TONIGHT.

Ralph: i'm working on it

Ronnie: GO WORK ON IT!

Ralph: i am workin-

Ronnie: DO YOU REALIZE? DO YOU REALIZE SOMETHING? LET ME TELL YOU; IF THE THE RICHMOND POLICE DEPARTMENT SEES THOSE VIDEOS THAT YOU PUT ON THE DAMN INTERNET, THEY COULD CONDEMN OUR HOUSE, AND WE WILL HAVE TO MOVE OUT OF IT?

Ralph: i see

Ronnie: YOU GO GET THAT GOD DAMN STUFF OFF OF THERE AND FAST.

Ralph: i'm working on it i was making a twitter post to tell all of the janitors to get all of the images off the internet it's it's out of my control

Ronnie: YOU GET THEM OFF

Ralph: it's out of my control i don't know where to go

Ronnie: YOU GO THERE AND YOU UNLOAD THEM

Ralph: i'm working on it

Ronnie: GO DO IT

Ralph: i am working i am doing it

Ronnie: GET IN THERE AND DO IT

Ralph: i am am

Ronnie: I'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT IF I HAVE TO. YOU WON'T GET ANY SLEEP

Ralph: i'm working on it

Ronnie: GET IN THERE AND START

Ralph: i'm working on it let me do the stupid twitter post so i can get everyone at my command to help me get everything off the internet about Faith

Ronnie: I DON'T WANT TO GET KICKED OUT OF MY HOUSE BY THE RPD AND WHAT YOU JUST DID WAS STICK A KNIFE IN OUR BACK AND KILL US

Ralph: alright let me just

Ronnie: GET THAT STUFF OFF OF THERE FAST.

















Ralph: so yeah get everything off the internet
 
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twozero said:
Possible crack cocaine or mephampetanime story arc incoming? Inb4 vickers has texts discussing Ralph’s access to drugs.

Could equally just be a boomer reference to a prison chain gang though.
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Massive schizo theory: On the day of the boulderstream, Mundane Matt wasn't buying rocks from an old man, he was selling "them" with his "daughter".

Then, the situation where Diddler Dax and him had a conversation and seemed on the same page, only for Dick to later shit on him? Yeah, they were talking about "rocks"

Finally, Dick and Ethan got into talks about it, and now Ethan slings that shit.

It all goes back to Matt. The man who was bullied showed his bullies his trade and it's now leading to their downfall. Matt Mundane bringing us the unironic kino and assist to Mr. Vickers.
 
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