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oh its going somewhere
literally just sent him a bait email saying that I'm a "devout Cecronist" and waiting for a response
Updates will come soon
UPDATE: found his dead Facebook, it has his retarded religion splattered all over it
Still nothing big enough to make a whole thread
Him trying to spread his cult with a few sane people in the replies
here's him in his "cecronist uniform" in his parents basement
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NerdShamer
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This cow in my friend's class constantly powerlevels in every class. He also has this same smug expression on his face in every pic
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He looks Black. Always interesting when POCs adopt White-authoritarian aesthetics and images.
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Yeah, he said he was half/half, but all I really know about his family is that they lives on the really, really rich side of Parrish Florida, nothing on the email, he had a habit of constantly changing accounts so the email he gave me is probably dead
But for a Nigger he had a really weird nazi fetish, he bought a stahlhelm and the entire rank system in his cult was a one-for-one rip of nazi officer ranks
Also forgot to mention earlier so I'll put it here but he said he had an incident in High School were some kids in his class told the school board about the cult shit he was running with some other kids so he got kicked and I'm pretty sure he or one of his "followers" made a bomb threat or some shit so if anyone went to High School in the Parrish, Florida area and heard about a cult and possible school shooting we might have a lead
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Meet Ian Henry:
Tl; dr: someone scammed him, his friend Doug recently diedand he had a terrible acid trip consisting of three tablets of LSD and he’s bipolar
What he used to look like:
What he looks like now, and his Tinder profile:
Creeping on women:
Getting rejected:
Totally not a simp:
Betrayal:
Random:
Tl;dr: this dude is the embodiment of a niceguy, neck beard and all. More updates to come. This guy posts a lot.
Tl; dr: someone scammed him, his friend Doug recently diedand he had a terrible acid trip consisting of three tablets of LSD and he’s bipolar
What he used to look like:
What he looks like now, and his Tinder profile:
Creeping on women:
Getting rejected:
Totally not a simp:
Betrayal:
Random:
Tl;dr: this dude is the embodiment of a niceguy, neck beard and all. More updates to come. This guy posts a lot.
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This is quality shit and as of a few months ago, he is still advertising the Cecronist cult’s Discord server on his YouTube, so here’s to hoping he is active enough somewhere to warrant a thread. It’d be a shame for Cecronism to be lost to time.
If Carson Lawrence is his real name and he’s from Parrish, Florida, you’re also very close to a dox, a good thing to have if this Nubian prince is still out there seducing little girls in his Stahlhelm, lol.
Are you in touch with any of the girls he was trying to groom? Curious what sort of stories they and his real-life peers may have to tell.
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I lost contact with all of em, but I'm working on a doxx, I'm thinking about going through and checking if any schools in his area have online yearbooks and sifting threw those, I'm also trying to find a news article that mentioned some of the shit he did in high school, when I started talking to him (a few months ago, at least 6 or 7) he was about 19 or 20 so only recently graduated a few years ago
If anyone's got ideas for finding the Holy Nubian Prince Pedophile Nazi Messiah then go for it
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Ian updates:
Last night:
Sure it won’t
Followers and clout:
Hats:
His therapist:
Anger:
To catch a racist:
Hypocrisy:
Earlier on the same day:
Bully:
Even if he is a lightweight, he’s probably less of a screwup than Ian.
Crappy memes:
Bad habits:
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man there's this bitch i know, goes by chelle
These are all since August I think? Just about every other post she makes is something ridiculous.
Not cow worthy, but definitely great to see what kinda lies she comes up with.
Her big lies:
She's almost raped or kidnapped like every couple months
Men constantly prey on her
She is 100 percent totally Cherokee... although her older sister isn't
A super cool misogynistic older brother that no one's ever met and he doesn't have any social media (He probably isn't real)
She's a foster child (Yet grew up with both, assuming brother's real, siblings and her mom. Used to bitch about her mom a lot.)
She has a chronic disability that is completely invisible and has no physical symptoms, vague posts about it a lot
NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME:
Men harassing her:
Her chronic pain:
and then everyone clapped:
???????????? okay sure??????:
(from the bitch who nearly failed highschool lmao)
"iM So OPPreSsEd":
the native in question:
These are all since August I think? Just about every other post she makes is something ridiculous.
Not cow worthy, but definitely great to see what kinda lies she comes up with.
Her big lies:
She's almost raped or kidnapped like every couple months
Men constantly prey on her
She is 100 percent totally Cherokee... although her older sister isn't
A super cool misogynistic older brother that no one's ever met and he doesn't have any social media (He probably isn't real)
She's a foster child (Yet grew up with both, assuming brother's real, siblings and her mom. Used to bitch about her mom a lot.)
She has a chronic disability that is completely invisible and has no physical symptoms, vague posts about it a lot
NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME:
Men harassing her:
Her chronic pain:
and then everyone clapped:
???????????? okay sure??????:
(from the bitch who nearly failed highschool lmao)"iM So OPPreSsEd":
the native in question:
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"purple button-up shirt and takes off his ripped green skinny jeans from Hot Topic"
now if only he also described the makeup and hairstyle this guy was wearing i'd be certain this was the author of my immortal
Glass Sealing
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I decided I’d make a post. This is the guy I mentioned in SJW Art. It most likely won’t make too much sense if you don’t know about Metalocalypse and it’s gonna be pretty spergy tbh
I first met them on a Metalocalypse discord server (literally, it’s just called ‘Metalocalypse Server’) and they’re the owner. They seemed nice enough, but then...
Ok, so this guy’s deal: they’re a DID system (already giving me raised eyebrows) that’s mostly fictives. There’s around 10 of them. The other big thing is that the entirety of Metalocalypse Twitter hates him, apparently. According to him, this is because he’s a DID system, because his system version of Seth (more on that later) is Japanese-American, and because he had a big chimpout on Twitter in April that may have actually happened but I cant find. In case you are wondering, they are almost an adult. (their roles say they’re 18+ so i’m assuming his birthday was at some point) Yes, i know this post is half about me for using light mode
However, the actual reason is most likely because he can’t go a minute in a conversation without mentioning how misunderstood his fictives are, without getting triggered by something, and because his two favourite kins are the objectively worst characters in the show.
On to their system members.
They’ve made a Carrd detailing each one. Highlights include Glass Joe, Don Flamenco, Super Macho Man and Pizza Pasta from Punch-Out, the entirety of Snakes ‘n’ Barrels except Pickles (all from when they were in their prime, not the fat washed out ones they’re supposed to be in the time of the series) a Rudol von Stroheim lookalike and ‘another JoJo’s fictive’ i cant figure out who it is. When we joined another server, they posted a somewhat updated version:
and they also explained their backstory behind how they got these hoes in:
lol at skwisgaar getting “”Banished”” because he’s an asshole but your system members are .... everyone else. Also lol at the idea you can willingly push a personality out if you suffer from DID. I’m sure actual people with DID will be thrilled to find that out
All of these are basically a moot point though, since the ones they focus on most are Magnus Hammersmith and Seth. They don’t seem to mind canon Seth (although they woobify him) but they don’t like canon Magnus much. Not for the fact he is objectively a controlling asshole who got kicked out of the band and got revenge by kidnapping and torturing one of the members (and producer) but because he’s coded to be a Jewish stereotype.
(the guy being pickles literally only responded like this to them. it started when Sean posted his art and pickles just basically went “cool” and sean responded with like 3 paragraphs)
As for Seth, he LARPed about why it’s Pickles’ fault he’s an asshole and Seth dindu nuffin wrong.
They made a defense of Japanese-American lizard lover Seth (and also shitted on Black Pickles, ignoring the ambiguously brown pickles that’s one of his fictives apparently)
Also, they’re triggered by Rockso. Pick one sean
(edit formatting. also i missed a few screens but this will do)
I first met them on a Metalocalypse discord server (literally, it’s just called ‘Metalocalypse Server’) and they’re the owner. They seemed nice enough, but then...
Ok, so this guy’s deal: they’re a DID system (already giving me raised eyebrows) that’s mostly fictives. There’s around 10 of them. The other big thing is that the entirety of Metalocalypse Twitter hates him, apparently. According to him, this is because he’s a DID system, because his system version of Seth (more on that later) is Japanese-American, and because he had a big chimpout on Twitter in April that may have actually happened but I cant find. In case you are wondering, they are almost an adult. (their roles say they’re 18+ so i’m assuming his birthday was at some point) Yes, i know this post is half about me for using light mode
However, the actual reason is most likely because he can’t go a minute in a conversation without mentioning how misunderstood his fictives are, without getting triggered by something, and because his two favourite kins are the objectively worst characters in the show.
On to their system members.
They’ve made a Carrd detailing each one. Highlights include Glass Joe, Don Flamenco, Super Macho Man and Pizza Pasta from Punch-Out, the entirety of Snakes ‘n’ Barrels except Pickles (all from when they were in their prime, not the fat washed out ones they’re supposed to be in the time of the series) a Rudol von Stroheim lookalike and ‘another JoJo’s fictive’ i cant figure out who it is. When we joined another server, they posted a somewhat updated version:
All of these are basically a moot point though, since the ones they focus on most are Magnus Hammersmith and Seth. They don’t seem to mind canon Seth (although they woobify him) but they don’t like canon Magnus much. Not for the fact he is objectively a controlling asshole who got kicked out of the band and got revenge by kidnapping and torturing one of the members (and producer) but because he’s coded to be a Jewish stereotype.
As for Seth, he LARPed about why it’s Pickles’ fault he’s an asshole and Seth dindu nuffin wrong.
Basically, Pickles is an alcoholic drug addict. In an episode where he goes to rehab, it’s revealed the reason for this is his brother burning down the garage and blaming it on him, which his (already neglectful) parents believed. side note to give you an idea the kinda gets Seth is supposed to be, when Pickles had to forgive him to get out of rehab, Seth made him give him a fuckton of money just cuzz.
They made a defense of Japanese-American lizard lover Seth (and also shitted on Black Pickles, ignoring the ambiguously brown pickles that’s one of his fictives apparently)
Also, they’re triggered by Rockso. Pick one sean
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reading that post makes me want to put my socks in the trash
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Remember Roger? The guy I mention who had superpowers and made up stories about his uncle and brother being out to get him. He sometimes comes over to my section of the building (I got a promotion) to do work. The thing with Roger is that he likes to hear himself complain. He'll say he has hiccups and we suggested he drinks some water and hold his breath and he says he's tried that despite the fact that he hasn't done either in the last ten or so minutes. He can really try your patience.
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The most vibrant lolcow I've ever meet was a weird, borderline insane girl with the attention span of a fruit fly. I've meet her on the glorious internet when I was a bit younger and it took me a while to realize how much of a shitshow she actually is. Would be hard to tell you everything about her chronologically, so let's focus on the most crazy bits.
As for positives, she's actually quite a skilled artist and her art really is decent, but that talent really goes to waste with such a deranged personality.
- has forced/tried to force anyone she has ever meet into a sexual roleplays. If you refused, she would start accusing you of hating her and being a big meanie.
- somehow managed to get into arguments in every single forum or group she was in, to the point of having multiple arguments daily.
- if confronted on her behaviour, she would start manipulating you about how sad and depressed she is, how everybody hates her and how she is going to kill herself.
- was horribly oblivious as to why people don't like her, even if you straight told her.
- a weed smoker and a drunk, to the point her mother begged her to stop. She never did, later telling me how she's going to try shrooms.
- was apparently assaulted by her coke addict friend when home alone with her. She left psychically undamaged, but mentally, she has repeatedly told me to have paranoia over that friend to the point of being afraid to leave the house or going on public transport. At this point I'm not even sure this story is true or if she's making shit up. Also, she still hangs out with people actively doing hard drugs.
- the paranoia thing: she was convinced everybody was talking bad about her at all times, enough to actually call-out people and stir drama.
- she has used trauma from that "accident" as a go to reason as to why she cannot find a job and move in on her own.
- claims to have a borderline personality disorder yet has never been to therapist. Also says that "drugs are bad!" and she won't take any medicine because it won't help.
- recently has been buying candles to perform rituals to forget about someone, apparently.
- I also vividly remember her complaining to me about the size of her labia.
- somehow managed to get into arguments in every single forum or group she was in, to the point of having multiple arguments daily.
- if confronted on her behaviour, she would start manipulating you about how sad and depressed she is, how everybody hates her and how she is going to kill herself.
- was horribly oblivious as to why people don't like her, even if you straight told her.
- a weed smoker and a drunk, to the point her mother begged her to stop. She never did, later telling me how she's going to try shrooms.
- was apparently assaulted by her coke addict friend when home alone with her. She left psychically undamaged, but mentally, she has repeatedly told me to have paranoia over that friend to the point of being afraid to leave the house or going on public transport. At this point I'm not even sure this story is true or if she's making shit up. Also, she still hangs out with people actively doing hard drugs.
- the paranoia thing: she was convinced everybody was talking bad about her at all times, enough to actually call-out people and stir drama.
- she has used trauma from that "accident" as a go to reason as to why she cannot find a job and move in on her own.
- claims to have a borderline personality disorder yet has never been to therapist. Also says that "drugs are bad!" and she won't take any medicine because it won't help.
- recently has been buying candles to perform rituals to forget about someone, apparently.
- I also vividly remember her complaining to me about the size of her labia.
As for positives, she's actually quite a skilled artist and her art really is decent, but that talent really goes to waste with such a deranged personality.
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Being really into gaming I seem to come across a lot of weird people in the same circles as me, and at my local tabletop game store where I go to play D&D I met this one guy who’s middle aged, autistic, lives with his elderly parents and is starting to remind me of OPL a bit. He’s a brony and loves cartoons in general particularly the new woke ones like the She-ra remake and Steven Universe, he’s converted to Catholicism (was raised in a secular household afaik) and is religious to a ridiculous degree, like he’s rather smug about it at times and is friends with a bunch of priests. He made a vague Facebook post saying something about gender dysphoria too so a troon out seems imminent.
Puffycat000
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Hey, I saw your post from like a whole year ago practically. I actually searched my username, because I was trying to find some of my old art, so thanks for saving some of what you found. If you wanna contact me, to ask me stuff let me know what method works best for you. I made a new DA if you wanna find me there. I'd be happy to answer any questions you may have. Idk if it's too late for you to respond to my reply or not, but worth a shot.
Glass Sealing
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My last post was too spergy to show what kind of person Sean is. This time i'll keep the cartoon shit out and the DID bullshit in. Some drama happened, too. Also ill use desktop screens since the mobile looks fucking terrible
To sum up most of what Sean complains about:
Basically, "I have a fictive of a character everybody says is an asshole. What they don't know(because i don't interact with people outside this server) is that I'm actually the guy, so actually this is a personal attack." Every time they see a post saying negative things about Seth (which is pretty high, but also you'd have to go looking for it with how Tumblr is) they take the time to write at least a paragraph or two about why OP is actually the asshole. Because they weren't specifically catering to Sean's interpretation fictive Seth that belongs to one specific person.
There was a bit of drama that happened revolving this a while ago. It started off as most of Sean's rants do. But then, someone said something.
The beginning of the argument was cuntt trying to get them to send the gif, and Sean and the one other active user on the server telling them no. But then cuntt hits the shit button
(i still dont know why seans server doesnt have like tupperbot or systemtime or some shit it wouldnt be that hard man)
The conversation went on for a little longer and then devolved into calling cuntt an alt-right white boy isn't that metalocalypse's intended audience???? banning him, and continuing to make fun of him afterwards.
As it turns out, his rampage was enough to notify the other Discord about him. A while after I joined, he left because they posted about a character he didn't like. The admin (this guy) was apparently yelled at in DMs about having Rockso as his profile picture.
Apparently, the reason he doesn't like Dr. Rockso is because he reminds him of the dude who stalked him when he was 14. This was the incident that caused him to split, apparently. The stalking was online.
'The term 'echo chamber' usually causes a riot, but that's literally what Sean's server is. It's Sean's server. Other people talk, but don't dare have an argument or discussion about something Sean and his alters don't like. Also i love how he goes from blarms-level rants to random topics
>"People are just absolutely rancid in this fandom"
>Fandom is fucking Metalocalypse
To sum up most of what Sean complains about:
Basically, "I have a fictive of a character everybody says is an asshole. What they don't know
There was a bit of drama that happened revolving this a while ago. It started off as most of Sean's rants do. But then, someone said something.
The beginning of the argument was cuntt trying to get them to send the gif, and Sean and the one other active user on the server telling them no. But then cuntt hits the shit button
(i still dont know why seans server doesnt have like tupperbot or systemtime or some shit it wouldnt be that hard man)
The conversation went on for a little longer and then devolved into calling cuntt an alt-right white boy isn't that metalocalypse's intended audience???? banning him, and continuing to make fun of him afterwards.
As it turns out, his rampage was enough to notify the other Discord about him. A while after I joined, he left because they posted about a character he didn't like. The admin (this guy) was apparently yelled at in DMs about having Rockso as his profile picture.
Apparently, the reason he doesn't like Dr. Rockso is because he reminds him of the dude who stalked him when he was 14. This was the incident that caused him to split, apparently. The stalking was online.
'The term 'echo chamber' usually causes a riot, but that's literally what Sean's server is. It's Sean's server. Other people talk, but don't dare have an argument or discussion about something Sean and his alters don't like. Also i love how he goes from blarms-level rants to random topics
>"People are just absolutely rancid in this fandom"
>Fandom is fucking Metalocalypse