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[Corn Flakes]

No one can convince me that people working 12 hours a day wouldn't get tired coming home to someone who is just laying on their ass all day tweeting. I really wonder how long they'll stand Kevin doing nothing.

The answer is: far too long.

If they were any good at pushing away toxic people in their lives, they wouldn't have trooned out in the first place.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

And if Pennywise' blog is actually true, he is a gay man with an incredible amount of self-hate and denial.

It's sort of fascinating watching this shit show. Pennywise might be more of a HSTS while Kevin is obviously a textbook case of AGP. Blanchard would have a field day studying these creatures.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

No one can convince me that people working 12 hours a day wouldn't get tired coming home to someone who is just laying on their ass all day tweeting. I really wonder how long they'll stand Kevin doing nothing.

i’m still really confused about this. I always assumed since day one that Penny kept Kevin and Nora around because he has a fetish for fucking post-op transsexuals. It was later revealed by Penny that he is also post-op, so none of them are having sex. Kevin and Nora were already in a relationship I think and Penny became their Dom in like 2016... I thi

it might just be a “misery loves company“ situation, my botched bottom surgery doesn’t feel so bad if your surrounded by others had the same surgery.

or perhaps it’s a weird emotional connection they have, Penny thinks he needs his slaves or “subs” all time to be successful.

I am also starting to think that all the trans people who will be invited to live on the ranch will have to be postop as well.

Whiles I’m going down this relationship rabbit hole. Why hasn’t Kevin put Haley in his Twitter bio yet? The only one of his “girlfriends” he’s actually ever been “physical” with and doesn’t put it in his bio? All the time and never tweets at any of his other “girlfriends“.

 

[Enoby Way]

Mercifully, he did not: https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2706kevviecrying-jpg.1410536/

Posted here.

Edit: Two more gems on the pregnancy subject:

https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/2706kevviewantingkids-jpg.1410709/

https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/2706kevviewantingkids2-jpg.1410710/

From here, originally posted by Tomssu.

Welp this is the confirmation I was looking for last night: they were thinking about kids so she was a biological woman (or he would have mentioned looking at adoption etc), and he did in fact leave her because he wanted to troon out.

Does it really fucking matter? The point was he was engaged and had a somewhat-promising life engaged to one person before he decided to throw that all away and defile his own male biology with drugs and experimental surgery. Then he became involved in a polyamorous cult full of ugly unwashed men. The point is clear to see, he threw his promising life away with one person for this.

I do like this take on it. Whether or not his fiancee was trans herself (which she wasn't), the overarching theme is that he abandoned having a normal life for this. Now some people thrive on abnormal, and you shouldn't choose the monogamy-marriage-kids-mortgage path just because you think you're supposed to want it. That just leads to unhappiness and lack of fulfilment. But this, what Kevin's doing? We can clearly see he's not thriving. He's doing it because he's chasing that AGP dragon, and keeping it weird keeps him dissociated from whatever problems he's running from with this addiction. It's why he seems so happy and contented, he's dissociated as hell from what is really going on with his life. He is building up this paper castle to live in, and reality is standing by with a lit match.

It would be really, really sad if he and everyone around him weren't such horrible people.

Titty skittles $200
Dilators $150
Porn $800
Toys $3,600
OnlyFans subscriptions $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my vulva is dying

Never having heard of Kevin or this thread: priceless.

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I am on my way to Terf-dom because their "happiness" requires actively targeting other peoples' boundaries and doing their best to violate them. If you're not at least a little angry, sad or miserable at that, you're a bad person or incredibly resigned to life.

 

[stupid frog]

Kevin RT his begging for money at least twice.

It says 4 replies, one is him correcting a typo, one I can't see, one saying his DMs are closed, and I just looked now and saw this:

I have some ideas, notwaving.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

For all of Kevin's breeding fantasies, imagine if he had a kid. No more stuffed animals or transformers.

 

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Kevin RT his begging for money at least twice.

It says 4 replies, one is him correcting a typo, one I can't see, one saying his DMs are closed, and I just looked now and saw this:
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I have some ideas, notwaving.

This may not be entirely related, but there's few things I find more annoying than people who joke about "adulting is so hard!" It's not funny and it's not clever. It's just bordering pathetic, like unfunny "relatable" humor. Telling a person to look for ways to save money such as by switching phone plans is just obvious advice anyway. They might as well have said "if you want more money, consider not spending as much of it."

 

[stupid frog]

They might as well have said "if you want more money, consider not spending as much of it."

For Kev though this is pretty accurate advice. I almost WISH they had flat out said that instead.

 

[Old Fart]

- Jay (no idea which one that is) says the farm has a "multi-tiered finance system". Money is pooled, but there's no minimum required. There is a group business account that everyone has access to, and which bills are paid from, and there is a shared savings account

Logically, that must be "Quillin" (Twitter @sky_is_a_void), the only non-trans rancher. He seems to be a quiet guy, mostly retweeting.

The way Penny talks about Jay and Bonnie and their work, you would never know Kevin even exists.

It's also always the same people in their videos, and Kevin is rarely amongst them. Remember he once woke up to discover his mates had build a shed- or at least, that is what his surprised exclamation sounded like.

...like...fucking....clockwork

Just collecting my “I told ya so” points. Now that Kevin has broken the seal on the e-begging jar it’s going to be a monthly occurrence.

I was just wondering whose sharp observation it was again, but congrats. Now he's going to beg every bloody month because he's discovered it's an effort- and consequence-free way of raking in shekels.

 

[Syntaxion]

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damn his sister has a nice ass

 

[Quiet Dignity]

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Looks like 'Mallorie' lacks the courage of themses' convictions:

https://mobile.twitter.com/SweetBeansComix/status/1304595321515839490

Seldom am I actively proud to be Bongistani but becoming globally renown as terf island does stoke the patriotism somewhat.

Mobile = Brave = no archive = no bully

 

[Bani]

- Penny says she is in a "doxing battle" where bigots report them to the county for zoning rules, specifically cites sewer system as a problem

I've literally never heard about a sewage zoning problem on the tranch and I've read every page of this thread. So if this is the work of a poop-toucher, I doubt it's someone from here. In fact, I'd bet money that the "bigots" giving him grief about zoning violations are actually just normal county employees doing their jobs.

- End goal is to make a town with a national network, be able to extend cosigns (for loans? Unclear), give starter herds, and "queer ideas" to others with no stake in the end product

So basically tranny Rajneeshpuram?

 

[Prolego]

I've literally never heard about a sewage zoning problem on the tranch and I've read every page of this thread. So if this is the work of a poop-toucher, I doubt it's someone from here. In fact, I'd bet money that the "bigots" giving him grief about zoning violations are actually just normal county employees doing their jobs.

I'm guessing someone rang the county to complain about the nearby road being covered in alpaca shit. The troon ranch is overstocked and overgrazed, so I guess that the soil is trodden down hard as well under all those hooves. Penny recently posted a photo of early snow. I reckon that when it melted, all the water, mixed up with alpaca shit, flooded down on to the main road. I wonder how the neighbours feel about spring shitalanches becoming part of the new landscape.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Money is pooled, but there's no minimum required. There is a group business account that everyone has access to, and which bills are paid from, and there is a shared savings account

If true (which I doubt), this will not end well.

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Kev needs to wrangle him to the tranch so he can steal their shit.

No one can convince me that people working 12 hours a day wouldn't get tired coming home to someone who is just laying on their ass all day tweeting. I really wonder how long they'll stand Kevin doing nothing.

You're assuming they are actually working much less 12/hrs/day. Not happening.

I've literally never heard about a sewage zoning problem on the tranch and I've read every page of this thread. So if this is the work of a poop-toucher, I doubt it's someone from here. In fact, I'd bet money that the "bigots" giving him grief about zoning violations are actually just normal county employees doing their jobs.

He might want to read up on the bundy saga. This kinda stuff is what put them in the feds cross hairs.

 

[DopeaddictKitten]

My thoughts on Penny and his slaves is 'I destroyed my coom, now destroy yours, you simps.'
And Kevin is adopting this (as seen by his bullying chode view)

 

[Corn Flakes]

It's sort of fascinating watching this shit show. Pennywise might be more of a HSTS while Kevin is obviously a textbook case of AGP. Blanchard would have a field day studying these creatures.

Speaking of studying creatures, does anyone want to take any bets on when Kevkev and the rest of the Tranch are going to start claiming that some of their animals clearly must also be trans?

 

[William Shatner]

Well m8, take a look at these, and tell me.

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I'd say yes.

And if Pennywise' blog is actually true, he is a gay man with an incredible amount of self-hate and denial.

All images taken from the excellent OP.

Edit: I'm listening to the podcast right now.

You forgot to mention they all sound 120% gay and are almost indistinguishable. The host "Faye" puts in some actual effort to sound feminine, but is clearly a man. And the retarded pronoun session that's only necessary because they all sound like the men they are.
And that they allegedly have 50 people on the waitlist in addition to the 6 "original" inhabitants and "some" people staying there for an unspecified time in trailers. 70 INSANE TRANNIES SUCKING ALPACA DICK AT TRAN RANCH

Edit 2:
And Pennywise consistently misgenders Troon Bonne calling him "her" instead of "ey" or "em".
Interesting.

Notice how genuine the expression on his sister face is.

Now notice Kevin trying to emulate the same human behaviour.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

It's sort of fascinating watching this shit show. Pennywise might be more of a HSTS while Kevin is obviously a textbook case of AGP. Blanchard would have a field day studying these creatures.

Speaking of studying these creatures, I bet the tranch could make some money setting up cameras in the house and streaming it Big Brother style. I'm sure there are enough morbidly curious people that would watch to make it worth their while. And, hopefully, one or two of our more autistic kiwis would watch and give us the highlight reel. I would personally like to see:

• Live reaction to Appa eating more toys found lying around
• Everyone sitting around the dinner table talking about their day trying to hide their contempt for a certain layabout and his busy day tweeting
• Kevin finally getting the bum's rush
• An insider's look at the days leading up to the inevitable armed standoff

i’m still really confused about this. I always assumed since day one that Penny kept Kevin and Nora around because he has a fetish for fucking post-op transsexuals. It was later revealed by Penny that he is also post-op, so none of them are having sex.

What would the sex for two post-ops look like? Scissoring their dick stumps and having 100% real girl full-body orgasms or something?

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

Speaking of studying these creatures, I bet the tranch could make some money setting up cameras in the house and streaming it Big Brother style. I'm sure there are enough morbidly curious people that would watch to make it worth their while. And, hopefully, one or two of our more autistic kiwis would watch and give us the highlight reel. I would personally like to see:

• Live reaction to Appa eating more toys found lying around
• Everyone sitting around the dinner table talking about their day trying to hide their contempt for a certain layabout and his busy day tweeting
• Kevin finally getting the bum's rush
• An insider's look at the days leading up to the inevitable armed standoff

What would the sex for two post-ops look like? Scissoring their dick stumps and having 100% real girl full-body orgasms or something?

I've had similar thoughts, though mine were more along the line of live webcam feed of adorable alpacas dootin' around. Like those puppy cams and shit. However that might expose how neglected the alpacas inevitably are...

I think your idea is better.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

What would the sex for two post-ops look like? Scissoring their dick stumps and having 100% real girl full-body orgasms or something?

Not quite.

Spoiler: I assume

An hour of autistic awkwardness because despite having watched thousands of hours of porn, they can't figure out how to bump uglies.
Followed by pained grunts since they forgot to lube up as their "shiny trans vagoominas work just like an iffy cis woman's front hole".
Followed by shrieking howls when they decide to "climax together" because they actually can't feel anything besides searing pain and both had more than enough.
Followed by two hours of furiously tweeting "ttly had the best sex ever DIE MAD TERFS" and "U CAN'T TOUCH THIS, CIS CHUDS". And eating painkillers by the handful and trying not to sit on their bleeding rot pockets.