Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

[somebody else just posted what I did]

 

[kazuhiro]

Help a gal out, will ya?
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Someone should retweet his recent post about spending all "his" cash ordering Transformers under that.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

What a salty little bitch. Getting mad at a dog for doing what dogs do when they aren't properly mentally stimulated or trained. Maybe Kev, if you and your misshapen band of hole-havers worked with the animals you already have instead of dragging more out to your desolate tranny wasteland to die slowly and horribly, then you wouldn't have a dog that tears shit up.

I've had way more expensive shit chewed up by a dog than some fucking toys. Try a 300 dollar pair of transition sunglasses. Try 2 PS3 controllers. You know what I didn't do when that happened? Post on twitter about it like a little bitch and openly admit I don't give a shit about the needs of the dog that lives with me.

As an aside, him saying "children is a complicated topic" is like one of the most accurate statements he's ever made but for the wrong reasons. Here Kev, I'll list them for you.

1. You're a gross man-child who is overly defensive about anything and everything that has even the slightest attachment to your own interests

2. You constantly post on your public twitter about your shallow hole and butt-fucking and generally just being a nasty sex-weirdo and an overall degenerate

3. Thankfully you'll never have any because a gross creepy fuck like you would never be eligible to foster or adopt. All they'd have to do is look at your nasty twitter where you talk about big dicks being shoved into your amhole and oversharing about every part of your flabby pock-marked body.

4. You don't have a dick or a vagina now. You exist as some sort of gross parody of an action figure. Your wound will close up because- like the rest of your life- you've never been able to properly follow instruction on how to take care of anything, especially if how you treat your dog is any indication.

Get bent you nasty literally physical troll.

I'm MATI so what.

 

[Piss Bear]

[CITATION NEEDED]
There's still no conclusive answer whether "she" was a genuine she or not, at least as far as I know.

Does it really fucking matter? The point was he was engaged and had a somewhat-promising life engaged to one person before he decided to throw that all away and defile his own male biology with drugs and experimental surgery. Then he became involved in a polyamorous cult full of ugly unwashed men. The point is clear to see, he threw his promising life away with one person for this.

 

[Neko GF]

Someone should retweet his recent post about spending all "his" cash ordering Transformers under that.

Kev-Kev is generally very transparent about the fact that he's a consoomer with awful financial management skills. The people who would be dumb enough to actually give him money are beyond helping.

 

[kazuhiro]

Kev-Kev is generally very transparent about the fact that he's a consoomer with awful financial management skills. The people who would be dumb enough to actually give him money are beyond helping.

Oh sure, he's only gulling other idiots. I'd just like to see the fucker get called on it.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

As if anyone with this kind of Internet history would be approved by a social worker to adopt an unrelated child!
The vast majority of kids in the care system (ie not adopted within the birth family) have serious pyschosocial issues, such as being born to drug addicted mothers or having been subjected to abuse, sexual abuse or sustained neglect. They need adoptive parents who have their shit together, are more dedicated, more stable and have better than average access to healthcare and other resources.
They aren’t going to be given to a degenerate sex pest with a personality disorder, living in a shared house with multiple other sexually degenerate men.

Childcare is another fetish for him because "it's what women do", like pregnancy and "breeding".
My skin is crawling because with everything Kevin has ever done, I can't confidently say he/the rest of the tranch wouldn't rape a kid if the opportunity presented itself.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Titty skittles $200
Dilators $150
Porn $800
Toys $3,600
OnlyFans subscriptions $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my vulva is dying

 

[Bad Gateway]

Bonnie and Penny gave an interview
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Wonder why Kevvie wasn't envited...
link to the interview

This is right up my autism:

- Animals: 90+ head of alpaca, 30 sheep, chickens, ducks, 8 dogs, 5 cats. Goats, rabbits, and llamas are on the list to add
- Greenhouses and a mushroom farm are planned for the property
- According to Penny, original ranch was rented (explains the title transfers I've posted about before, a relative of Penny's was/is the owner)
- Penny confirmed Alpacas were chosen because they are easy to raise, as someone guessed early on
- Jay (no idea which one that is) says the farm has a "multi-tiered finance system". Money is pooled, but there's no minimum required. There is a group business account that everyone has access to, and which bills are paid from, and there is a shared savings account
- Penny says she is in a "doxing battle" where bigots report them to the county for zoning rules, specifically cites sewer system as a problem
- The goal is full self-sufficiency including clothing
- Penny claims she purchased the current farm, still leaving the question of the names on the title
- There is work available for up to 6 more people, which apparently does not include Kevin, who is never directly mentioned
- Bonnie (the "Number 2") did say that it's been hard for some people on the ranch to move off the"full-on internet life", though the people who do the ranch work have mostly done so
- Per Penny, between ranch work and other jobs, an average day is 12 hours of work for multiple people. From there we can easily extrapolate how much work Kevin is not doing
- End goal is to make a town with a national network, be able to extend cosigns (for loans? Unclear), give starter herds, and "queer ideas" to others with no stake in the end product
- They didn't know they had pregnant alpacas until the babies showed up
- Right near the end, Penny mentions a large donor who cleared their debt and allowed them to "get ahead". It's unclear if this is related to the purchase of the ranch (which could explain the title), or if it only relates to projects they've done since the move.

The way Penny talks about Jay and Bonnie and their work, you would never know Kevin even exists. If I was in a "business", or even a friendship group and was directly talked around in this way, I would take it as a warning. Kevin is supposed to be in a relationship with Penny, and he can't even make a mention in a 40 minute interview.

 

[Squid Diddler]

Bonnie (the "Number 2") did say that it's been hard for some people on the ranch to move off the"full-on internet life", though the people who do the ranch work have mostly done so

This more or less seems to confirm that they have a big problem with Kevie's laziness.

 

[Corn Flakes]

- The goal is full self-sufficiency including clothing

Has anyone told them alpaca wool can be really itchy?

 

[Fapcop]

Oh, my sweet summer child.

Back when Cheese visited Kev, he got stopped by airport security for having a large metal object in his luggage. It was an anal hook, which is something a google search would probably do a better job of explaining to you. Long story short, it's an obscure degenerate sex toy. I honestly didn't know what it was until reading this thread.

Ive already ruined my degeneracy-free search history with “dragon dildo”.

What a salty little bitch. Getting mad at a dog for doing what dogs do when they aren't properly mentally stimulated or trained. Maybe Kev, if you and your misshapen band of hole-havers worked with the animals you already have instead of dragging more out to your desolate tranny wasteland to die slowly and horribly, then you wouldn't have a dog that tears shit up.

I've had way more expensive shit chewed up by a dog than some fucking toys. Try a 300 dollar pair of transition sunglasses. Try 2 PS3 controllers. You know what I didn't do when that happened? Post on twitter about it like a little bitch and openly admit I don't give a shit about the needs of the dog that lives with me.

As an aside, him saying "children is a complicated topic" is like one of the most accurate statements he's ever made but for the wrong reasons. Here Kev, I'll list them for you.

1. You're a gross man-child who is overly defensive about anything and everything that has even the slightest attachment to your own interests

2. You constantly post on your public twitter about your shallow hole and butt-fucking and generally just being a nasty sex-weirdo and an overall degenerate

3. Thankfully you'll never have any because a gross creepy fuck like you would never be eligible to foster or adopt. All they'd have to do is look at your nasty twitter where you talk about big dicks being shoved into your amhole and oversharing about every part of your flabby pock-marked body.

4. You don't have a dick or a vagina now. You exist as some sort of gross parody of an action figure. Your wound will close up because- like the rest of your life- you've never been able to properly follow instruction on how to take care of anything, especially if how you treat your dog is any indication.

Get bent you nasty literally physical troll.

I'm MATI so what.

Your dog ATE/CHEWED A PS3 CONTROLLER?!?

Jesus fuck dude, what dog do you have?! A St Bernard’s on steroids?!

 

[Neko GF]

Has anyone told them alpaca wool can be really itchy?

In addition to this, the general incompetence of the troon ranch leads to the alpacas producing very low-quality wool. As @MisterPibb put it:

Alpacas are fussy. You can just sort of throw sheep in a field with a two-sided shack and shrug at them and they'll keep on keepin' on, but alpacas... no, not at all.

I mentioned upthread that fiber animals are useless at producing fiber unless they're treated very well. Alpacas under any kind of stress--and not, like, objective stress; fussy-alpaca stress--are going to have hair that breaks and is no good for milling. Overcrowding is stress. Poor diet is stress. Living where a bunch of troons are recreationally shooting water bottles for no good reason is definitely stress.

 

[wenttobermuda]

The level of which they're trying so hard to be quirky is really reminiscent of the gaggle of nerds you'd grow up with that were too annoying for anyone besides each other to stomach.

Come to think it, considering these people pre-transition, they genuinely are that gaggle of nerds you'd ignore. At one point, at least.

Had anyone known that the gaggle of nerds would mature into AGP troons, they'd have been bullied more thoroughly. One can only hope their adolescence was suitability painful.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Had anyone known that the gaggle of nerds would mature into AGP troons, they'd have been bullied more thoroughly. One can only hope their adolescence was suitability painful.

Well m8, take a look at these, and tell me.



I'd say yes.

And if Pennywise' blog is actually true, he is a gay man with an incredible amount of self-hate and denial.

All images taken from the excellent OP.

Edit: I'm listening to the podcast right now.

The way Penny talks about Jay and Bonnie and their work, you would never know Kevin even exists. If I was in a "business", or even a friendship group and was directly talked around in this way, I would take it as a warning. Kevin is supposed to be in a relationship with Penny, and he can't even make a mention in a 40 minute interview.

You forgot to mention they all sound 120% gay and are almost indistinguishable. The host "Faye" puts in some actual effort to sound feminine, but is clearly a man. And the retarded pronoun session that's only necessary because they all sound like the men they are.
And that they allegedly have 50 people on the waitlist in addition to the 6 "original" inhabitants and "some" people staying there for an unspecified time in trailers. 70 INSANE TRANNIES SUCKING ALPACA DICK AT TRAN RANCH

Edit 2:
And Pennywise consistently misgenders Troon Bonne calling him "her" instead of "ey" or "em".
Interesting.

 

[Cowpies]

"some" people staying there for an unspecified time in trailers.

And by 'trailers', they mean the type David Parker Ray had.

EDIT: I keep imagining them drawing in desperate troons by promising them a safe place, and then killing them for their money/belongings.

 

[stupid frog]

cope rt

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Help a gal out, will ya?
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Bonnie and Penny gave an interview
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Wonder why Kevvie wasn't envited...
link to the interview

Again, they take the money and run
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...like...fucking....clockwork

Just collecting my “I told ya so” points. Now that Kevin has broken the seal on the e-begging jar it’s going to be a monthly occurrence.

Honestly all these troons beg the same It’s almost like it’s a bot or mark off chain.

Hey [genderFriendlyPhrase],
[sobStory], I could really use any help.
[hashTags]

[paymentMethod[0]]
[paymentMethod[1]]
[paymentMethod[2]]

Thanks a lot [genderFriendlyPhase].
[emoticons]

 

[Corn Flakes]

Honestly all these troons beg the same It’s almost like it’s a bot or mark off chain.

Hey [genderFriendlyPhrase],
[sobStory], I could really use any help.
[hashTags]

[paymentMethod[0]]
[paymentMethod[1]]
[paymentMethod[2]]

Thanks a lot [genderFriendlyPhase].
[emoticons]

Excuse me, it's called MadGibs.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

- Per Penny, between ranch work and other jobs, an average day is 12 hours of work for multiple people. From there we can easily extrapolate how much work Kevin is not doing

No one can convince me that people working 12 hours a day wouldn't get tired coming home to someone who is just laying on their ass all day tweeting. I really wonder how long they'll stand Kevin doing nothing.