🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Arm Pit Cream]

I listened to the audio, I don't even know what Pat Little said that was so bad, everything he described Israel regularly does to Palestinians. Ralph will platform unironic pedophiles but will disavow anybody with dissident views, only disavowing after the show is done, why confront your guests on their views and have a discussion?

Not to mention, Pat Little was a more interesting guest then anybody Ralph has had on for months now. In conclusion, Pat Little 2020. Respect your veterans

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Dax is sprinting down the slippery slope. How long before he claims incest is ok because it doesn't hurt anyone and their retarded babies are ok because eugenics is a scary word?

This slippery slope bullshit pisses me off. It's stupid. Lolberts like Dax think society will either go full-on mass censorship of anything and everything, or we legalise everything degenerate just to ensure the government doesn't start pushing down that track, and it's pure autism. In reality most people don't act in accordance with this or that political ideology, but instead act based on common decency or reasonability.

We aren't inevitably going to see-saw from one extreme to another because thankfully society isn't controlled by extremist autists. We settle on something reasonable, like banning CP or heroine or machine guns or whatever, and the vast majority of people are ok with that, not wanting to push much further on or dial back radically. The idea that banning loli will result in communist China is fucking retarded.

 

[MeltyTW]

This slippery slope bullshit pisses me off. It's stupid. Lolberts like Dax think society will either go full-on mass censorship of anything and everything, or we legalise everything degenerate just to ensure the government doesn't start pushing down that track, and it's pure autism. In reality most people don't act in accordance with this or that political ideology, but instead act based on common decency or reasonability.

We aren't inevitably going to see-saw from one extreme to another because thankfully society isn't controlled by extremist autists. We settle on something reasonable, like banning CP or heroine or machine guns or whatever, and the vast majority of people are ok with that, not wanting to push much further on or dial back radically. The idea that banning loli will result in communist China is fucking retarded.

not only that but they dismiss the slippery slope being applied to them! tell him about how pedo normalizing like this will lead to one thing then another and they actually call it a slippery slope fallacy despite earlier using the words slippery slope to describe how he "thinks" (i think hes just a pedo worming around for any excuse) the government will take one thing then another if we allow them to ban one thing.

i dont know what dax thinks the government is for then, legalize murder for the lolberts lest banning one means you cant kill in self defense i guess

 

[Kaiser Aura]

You can't even do what you do for 10 minutes, buddy. There hasn't been a single show all month without technical issues.

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What exactly do you do? Fumble around on OBS? Invite guests onto your show that you don't agree with but LARP that you do while you scroll through your Kiwi Farms thread? Watch clips of Tucker Carlson?

I'm having trouble finding what's so hard about your "job". A literal monkey could do it better and it would be more entertaining.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

My turn for a schitzo theory:
Ralph drinks Makers Mark, which I assume he takes some sort of southern pride in drinking.
But MM is owned by Jim Beam, and Jim Beam is owned by Suntory Holdings, a Japanese company.
Which means Ethan has been drinking himself into Ralph Chan.
Ralph drinks weeb booze.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

My turn for a schitzo theory:
Ralph drinks Makers Mark, which I assume he takes some sort of southern pride in drinking.
But MM is owned by Jim Beam, and Jim Beam is owned by Suntory Holdings, a Japanese company.
Which means Ethan has been drinking himself into Ralph Chan.
Ralph drinks weeb booze.

Ralph can't afford quality locally owned bourbon. He's probably only a couple months away from having to chug Fireball.

 

[JewBacca]

A literal monkey could do it better and it would be more entertaining.

Subjecting a literal monkey to this level of atrocities would be cruelty to animals though, we have laws against that.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

My turn for a schitzo theory:
Ralph drinks Makers Mark, which I assume he takes some sort of southern pride in drinking.
But MM is owned by Jim Beam, and Jim Beam is owned by Suntory Holdings, a Japanese company.
Which means Ethan has been drinking himself into Ralph Chan.
Ralph drinks weeb booze.

Try telling anyone where I'm from that Jim Beam ain't American, see how that flies. It's American as apple pie!

Ralph can't afford quality locally owned bourbon. He's probably only a couple months away from having to chug Fireball.

Only 2.99 at the gas station, what a steal

 

[Burd Turglar]

My turn for a schitzo theory:
Ralph drinks Makers Mark, which I assume he takes some sort of southern pride in drinking.
But MM is owned by Jim Beam, and Jim Beam is owned by Suntory Holdings, a Japanese company.
Which means Ethan has been drinking himself into Ralph Chan.
Ralph drinks weeb booze.

Ralph is such a fucking poser when it comes to his whiskey habits. Anybody who actually enjoys whiskey doesn't cut that shit with coke unless it's bottom shelf shit. Ginger ale or a little top tier ginger beer is an acceptable mixer if you absolutely need to defile a fine bourbon or whiskey. Also, I know it's been beaten to death but makers is about as normie as it gets next to some god awful Jack. Bulleit is pretty dope for a more main stream bourbon though.

 

[Mulp]

I wanna know so bad

Edit- https://archive.md/z0Rpg

 

[itsoktobewhite]

Ralph is such a fucking poser

with just about everything he does.

 

[MeltyTW]

I just bust out laughing thinking about how miserable Gaytor must feel that this is his life, he has to watch ralph do this with little to no complaint night after night lest he be branded a dreaded alawg AND then its his job to somehow clean up this trashfire. lets see you clean this mess up you spineless piece of shit, you missed a spot of pedophile stalkers on aisle seven with Faith's diarrhea
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clean it up gaytor

lol and now gaytor has to clean up ralph bringing on calls to bomb the jews, and we didnt even have any part of that spill! hurry up gaytor ralph is cans.wav ing himself all over the place spilling his poop pails and makers mark.

I wanna know so bad

well shit it must be pretty fuckin bad, @theralph nigga what the fuck did you do that these driven bloodhounds set on you have sussed out your eminent death and turned away as one chasing game doomed to fall at the behest of larger predators?


edit over under on pillstream tonight? i think a saturday stream was supposed to happen this week no?

 

[Benzo Samurai]

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I wanna know so bad

Me too. All we can do is pray that Vickers really has something good, and that pray that it works, my friends.

 

[High Tea]

Ralph is such a fucking poser when it comes to his whiskey habits. Anybody who actually enjoys whiskey doesn't cut that shit with coke unless it's bottom shelf shit. Ginger ale or a little top tier ginger beer is an acceptable mixer if you absolutely need to defile a fine bourbon or whiskey. Also, I know it's been beaten to death but makers is about as normie as it gets next to some god awful Jack. Bulleit is pretty dope for a more main stream bourbon though.

Frankly anyone who cuts their whiskey is questionable in my book. You clearly just want to get drunk - no matter the method. Just buy bottom of the barrel cheap stuff if the only point is to get a buzz.

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I wanna know so bad

I don't know. I just don't have high hopes. I fear this is like Onision. Everyone thinks there is something illegal but it's not worth it to the authorities to go after it. And he's still tweeting. I thought they were going to go quiet to protect a possible case.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

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I wanna know so bad

Same. I'm afraid nothing will come of it, but fingers crossed.
Even if one one of us asked him privately & assuming he'd even divulge what it was, we couldn't tell anyone without it getting back to Ralph quick fast & in a hurry, since he obsessively reads the thread. So all we can do is wait patiently.

Speaking of Ralph obsessively reading the thread, it would be pretty funny to have some loud, obnoxious music autoplay every time he opens it. But that's too much energy wasted as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Sam Losco]

Ralph said he was doing a show tonight right?

Anyway, whenever the next show is and I can stream it, I have a super bingo card instead of two regular ones.

This will fit in the bottom space pretty well. I think I have things spread out pretty well so that doubles aren't in the same row or column. I.E., if we see a bright light reflection from one of the rainbow gifs, that will mark that square and the Ralph Reading KF square, so they aren't in the same row or column. Likewise, if he has audio issues, that will also mark the tech issues. I need to move Rude Interruption as that could be with a co host too, so I'll swap that with Cucks to Dlive.

Input welcome.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

Same. I'm afraid nothing will come of it, but fingers crossed.
Even if one one of us asked him privately & assuming he'd even divulge what it was, we couldn't tell anyone without it getting back to Ralph quick fast & in a hurry, since he obsessively reads the thread. So all we can do is wait patiently.

I don't know. I just don't have high hopes. I fear this is like Onision. Everyone thinks there is something illegal but it's not worth it to the authorities to go after it. And he's still tweeting. I thought they were going to go quiet to protect a possible case.

I fear the same thing, yet somehow I have more faith in the Vickers than with the Onision-shit, simply because they have done shit like run shops, worked at hospitals, idk, they seem to be serious about doing stuff and educate themselves on everything that comes their way, they are not Chris Hansen passive alcoholic pipe-dreamers, and so I don't think they would have postured like they are now if it wasn't something half-decent and realistic at least.

However, we must be prepared for the worst, my kiwi komrades, and be in it for the long haul, ladies and guntlemen, for the gunts lifestyle is unsustainable, even if we have to make this thread 6000 pages long, gather your resolve, do not relent.

 

[Not Even Twice]

I don't know. I just don't have high hopes. I fear this is like Onision. Everyone thinks there is something illegal but it's not worth it to the authorities to go after it. And he's still tweeting. I thought they were going to go quiet to protect a possible case.

I agree, I doubt it'll be something really huge. It's easy to imagine an overreaction at what he found given his emotional state.

On the other hand it doesn't have to be, with Ralph's current legal status. Hell I imagine him just posing with a gun could cause him a lot of trouble?

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Ralph cultivates an audience of

Sure.
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https://archive.md/czyoF

Someone saying "Sorry, I fucked up" is so rare in these parts that I am inclined to speedrun him to the end of his redemption arc on that alone.

 

[Freedom Fries]

My turn for a schitzo theory:
Ralph drinks Makers Mark, which I assume he takes some sort of southern pride in drinking.
But MM is owned by Jim Beam, and Jim Beam is owned by Suntory Holdings, a Japanese company.
Which means Ethan has been drinking himself into Ralph Chan.
Ralph drinks weeb booze.

Japan makes damn good mid-top shelf whiskey though. Their stuff marketed in the states is designed to be drank neat or with a little ice, so I wouldn't expect Ralph to drink it or know.