US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Everyone on Kiwifarms seems pretty convinced Biden will get slaughtered in the debates and lose off that. But nobody seems to be talking about the fact that millions of votes have already been cast and will continue to be cast before election day. If Trump is going to win, he needs to turn the campaign around now.

If millions of votes have already been cast and that is as you imply is an issue for Trump then it is already to late to turn things around. Nothing is going to change already cast votes.

 

[Corn Flakes]

others before yourself is proper english grammar

Which is all fine, but why did you quote me?

If millions of votes have already been cast and that is as you imply is an issue for Trump then it is already to late to turn things around. Nothing is going to change already cast votes.

Not if you're the DNC and you have a van full of votes you can dump into mailboxes!

(I think the point is that even if there are votes already cast, you have to get more people out to vote for you. A minority of people in this country even vote at all.)

 

[UselessIdiot]

It's not like all the early voting helped Clinton, and a ton of early voting was done before the Wiener laptop scandal.

Most early voting doesn't start until next month anyway.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

That podium frontage looks like something Trump would have — even down to the three stars. Bet he hopes I didn't notice what I said I would wild hopes and do. Follow through.

Buden's campaign (even before his 180, from what I had seen of his intern's tweets) is one of the creepiest cargo cults I've seen.

 

[OnMoTi]

Famously, Trump towered over Hillary Clinton during a debate in St Louis in October 2016, following his opponent round the stage.

If by "following his opponent round the stage" this far left kike rag means "stood at his chair as the cunt waddled over in front of him," then sure.

 

[gangweedfan]

Joe really doesnt get it when it comes to his reasoning behind the mask mandate. Sure we have a duty to defend each other from harm but we have a greater duty to let others live how they want even if it puts them in danger. Watching a guy who should be retired at this point in his life run is really sad especially when the dems could have bernie instead. But im not that sympathetic because even though It feels like his handlers are forcing him he did choose to run so all of this is on him.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Watching a guy who should be retired at this point in his life run is really sad especially when the dems could have bernie instead.

Bernie's even older than Biden, and has had heart issues.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Bernie's even older than Biden, and has had heart issues.

His brain hasn't started leaking out of his nose yet, though.

Although you would argue that given his political views he may not have had a brain in the first place.

 

[RockPaper]

Joe really doesnt get it when it comes to his reasoning behind the mask mandate.

Maybe it's just me, but I'm not voting for a guy who is rarely seen, and when he IS seen, you almost never see his nose and mouth. It's absurd.

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

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I want to know why Terry A. Davis spent his youth hanging around Joe Biden.

 

[гape]

With Corona, you can probably get away with the Mr. Monk routine of using hand sanitizer every time you shake someone's hand.

Or just use gloves.

I loved that show as a kid.

there was a faggot in my high school who wore fedoras and vests and this show was his favorite

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

there was a faggot in my high school who wore fedoras and vests and this show was his favorite

Even Faggots with bad taste can accidentally be right sometimes.

 

[nosemouth]

Everyone on Kiwifarms seems pretty convinced Biden will get slaughtered in the debates and lose off that. But nobody seems to be talking about the fact that millions of votes have already been cast and will continue to be cast before election day. If Trump is going to win, he needs to turn the campaign around now.

Biden lost as soon as the rioting started in Wisconsin, a precious swing state.

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

Everyone on Kiwifarms seems pretty convinced Biden will get slaughtered in the debates and lose off that. But nobody seems to be talking about the fact that millions of votes have already been cast and will continue to be cast before election day. If Trump is going to win, he needs to turn the campaign around now.

I think a lot of people here like to pop off and celebrate their guy. But reading through a lot of the posts there is palpable pessimism and very few posts I've seen in the last several months have realistically suggested a blowout this election. I think most people are sitting around 50/50.

Hey, I hope Trump wins reelection. But the media are powerful in this country and they have an axe to grind with the current administration that has made them look like fools. I think there are good odds that President Trump loses. But even then I don't necessarily think that means everything goes back to the way it way. The genie is out of the bottle as it were. A Trump loss will embolden his base and spur political action much like a victory, though in different ways. State and local politics are going to be feeling the impact of Trump's base for many cycles to come, even if the national-level politics try to slide back into their old habits. Even at the national level things are going to be different moving forward.

Trump's loss would leave both parties fractured and vying for power within their own spheres. Conversely, if Trump wins again the GOP will continue to consolidate under his leadership and new direction while the DNC continues to struggle with turmoil.

That Donald Trump even made it into the Oval Office at all is going to leave behind decisions that cannot be swept away and policies that will be difficult to undo.

But I sure would like another four years of the guy. I like his general approach and I like his results; his attitude doesn't bother me too often save for the fact that President Trump has a tendency to talk so much that he gets in his own way.

 

[Secret Asshole]

This, it's really interesting how unenthusiastic Obama is. There are a few different possibilities as to the cause:

1. He has very low confidence in a Biden win. All he really cares about is his image and legacy, hence not wanting to hitch his wagon to losers. Other Democrats act in a similar way. If they were confident that Biden would crush Trump and triumph gloriously, they should all be parading behind him so they can share in the glory of Orange Man Out.

2. He's pissed at the Democrats and is only willing to do the bare minimum of endorsing necessary so that people don't start asking questions about "where's Obama?" It's known there's bad blood between him and the party, he was one of the worst party leaders ever with the Dems losing hundreds of seats in Congress and literally over a thousand state-level seats under him and he almost bankrupted the party running vanity campaigns trying to turn red states b;ie.

I'm surprised they haven't found some way to persuade him to help more. A big round of Obama-led Biden rallies might actually attract crowds they wouldn't have to use trick camera angles to exaggerate the size of.

Obama fucking hates HATES HATES the DNC. Mainly for forcing Hilary on him. Benghazi and Libya will always be a stain and I don't think he'll ever forgive Hilary for collaborating the French to get rid of Gaddhafi when he was going to make his own currency. I have a feeling Libya was orchestrated largely behind his back and is basically a huge black mark on his legacy. Word is that they hated he each other to the core. It makes sense he wouldn't come out for Biden, who now basically has dementia and will basically be a puppet for Harris who the DNC really wants to run the country. So he's not going to come out and he's only going to show lukewarm support.

They really can't persuade him. He fucking hates them, probably more than he hates Trump because they're an active stain on his legacy, which was his number 1 priority. I also feel he largely blames the DNC for fucking up 2016 and getting Trump in to completely dismantle all his shit. Also remember the Birther garbage was originally started by Hilary and the DNC. Something for which I don't think he's ever forgiven them. Not to mention Obama is rich as FUCK. He doesn't need the DNC and he probably has more dirt on them than the DNC has on him. So they kind of can't really do much to him. There's a lot of bad blood between him and the DNC and he seems to be happy raking in money from his books and speaking tours, so he's not really interested in politics, so there's fuck all they can do to strong arm him.

He obviously can't say "Fuck Joe Biden" but he isn't going to go out on a limb for the DNC candidate either. For Obama, I think this is schadenfreude. Its Hilary's DNC and as far as he's concerned, that hag can suck a bag of dicks. He might even resent them for forcing Biden out on stage, since we know they were friendly. Dude lost his son to cancer and now he's out on the campaign trail? All of that stress had to have greatly accelerated his decline.

Imagine you've got a good friend you want to hang out with, you know he's got 10 goodish years left, but then these faggots you hate force him out on the campaign trail when he's already stressed, already had to deal with one of the most stressful jobs on the planet. They have to pump him full of meds, he barely knows where he is half the time. Those 5-10ish years are now about 1 to 2 and he's constantly embarrassing himself on the world stage, sopping up even more stress. He's slipping into dementia and isn't the guy you knew anymore. Coming out would only add to his stress and his decline. Tbh, if Joe was my friend and these cunts forced him to do this, I wouldn't come out either. Imagine that pressure, knowing you have to remain composed in front of your good friend for a campaign event when you're slipping in and out of dementia. I'd want to beat them to death. Fuck, I'd donate to the Trump campaign.

So I think its a combo of two things. One, Obama really, REALLY fucking hates Clinton and the DNC. Two, Obama really, REALLY fucking hates the position his friend has been put in and his involvement would only further his pressure and his decline. I know they say there are no friends in politics, but they did seem to be very close. Moreso than other Presidents and VPs. Would you want to support this scumfuck organization? I wouldn't.

Also I think Obama is far too shrewd to fully throw everything away on 'orange man bad'. He's a very crafty, intelligent politician. He knows which way the wind is blowing. And he's only happy to add to the collapse of this current iteration of the DNC. That's why I think he's so quiet. The DNC cannot force him. He's basically all they have left and he holds all the cards. He loathes Clinton and her cronies, so they can't influence him to do anything. Clinton's loss was such an embarrassment that they hold no sway over Obama and he can basically do as he likes.

Maybe the bare minimum he will do is solo rallies far away from Joe as not to stress him as the election reaches its culmination, meaning little to no impact. The combination of bad blood between the current DNC and Obama, Obama being more powerful and popular than any candidate on the field and Obama liking money more leads to him not giving a fuck. Its up to you guys to think if he's doing it out of goodwill for Biden, lack of faith in Biden or disgust that they're doing this to his friend so they can slip Harris in as the President they want. I'd be disgusted too.

He can't fully go out against Biden, because Biden is his friend. Plus he wants those sweet progtard dollars. But he doesn't have to come out swinging for him either.

You're not wrong.

Nobody likes Biden, everyone on that side of the aisle just hates Donald Trump. I'm trying to think of another election where the primary motivator for voting for the candidate was a seething and all-consuming hatred of his opposition that's completely devoid of any legitimate support for the candidate instead of just the party, but I'm kind of coming up empty-handed. I'm not sure if this has ever happened before, and certainly not to this extent.

Kerry vs. Bush. Kerry's platform was "I'm not Bush". He got fucking slaughtered.

With how often that his campaign calls a lid at 9AM or even earlier, it's all but officially admitted that Joe Biden has full-blown dementia. Dementia patients have good days and bad days, with the former getting less and less common as time goes on. The fact that we're screaming into the homestretch and his campaign is still going, "nope, 9AM, Joe's not doing anything today, go away." is just a tacit admission that he's having a 'bad day' and they don't want anyone to look at him.

It should be the hottest part of the election cycle where he's lining up one event after another. Even with the COVID excuse for avoiding having large amounts of people gathered in one spot (Hey don't laugh, Joe could probably fill a small school gymnasium), what's the excuse for calling a lid on the entire day and not conducting more Zoom calls or doing softball interviews with propagandists journalists?

If Joe Biden and his campaign don't need to worry about orchestrating and organizing large gatherings for political rallies and can just focus on small-scale events and even Skype calls, why aren't they doing that? What the Hell is Joe Biden doing with all of that spare time if he's capped off by 9AM?

Resting. Stress accelerates dementia massively. I'm going to go all science on you guys right now.

The stress hormone is cortisol. Its been associated with a weakened immune system, mental illness and weight gain. Another area: Memory loss. Cortisol affects the hippocampus (the area that affects memory formation). Imagine having one of the most stressful jobs on the planet. Then having a son die. Then being forced into a presidential run. Imagine how much duress Biden is constantly under. Cortisol is our fight-or-flight hormone. Because the body is under intense stress, the neurons in the hippocampus are constantly being pruned, and dying off. Imagine how much stress this man has been under, perpetually, for the past 12 years. Then he loses access to his memories and his ability to create new ones are impaired. And him being older, his cells are undergoing a process called cell senescence (basically, ironically, the risk for cancer goes down as you get older. This is because, due to the destruction of your telmoeres, it takes longer and longer for your cells to replicate. Your cells actually get senile). So because cell destruction is exceeding the rate of cell creation, he's having constant memory problems.

But guess what else occurs? Because your hippocampus is damaged, something else has to take the role. The amygdala. The amygdala is a more primitive memory organ tied to emotion. It becomes a stronger structure. The amygdala is focused more on emotional memories, so to pick up the slack when our memory goes, it amps up its activity. So what happens? We become more emotional, more irritable. We revert to emotional memory instead of long-term/short-term memory, which explains his outbursts of anger and strange emotional states.

So not only does he have a form of dementia, the constant stress he's undergoing is accelerating the process. In order to mitigate this, he needs to rest and de-stress for exceedingly long periods of time.

Basically Joe Biden could have enjoyed his twilight years with top-tier medical treatment, sitting on a porch, polishing off an old truck drinking beers with Obama and shit-talking Clinton. But he's put up as a prop for the DNC to use, to run this man into the ground for the candidate they want to get into office (Harris). And nobody gives a fuck, as long as its not Trump. Its truly despicable what they're doing. And I have every reason to believe they know exactly what they're doing.

They're the fucking scum of the Earth. I don't blame the electorate for not knowing, because you really have to follow this shit and pay attention. On the surface, he just appears a shitty candidate and gaffe machine. But when you dig a bit, its so much darker than that. Its not really a huge conspiracy. His campaign amounts to basically elder abuse. They know he's not going to last and they don't want him to. They're more than happy to burn him out and to the ground. Just after all the votes are counted.

Which is all fine, but why did you quote me?


Not if you're the DNC and you have a van full of votes you can dump into mailboxes!

(I think the point is that even if there are votes already cast, you have to get more people out to vote for you. A minority of people in this country even vote at all.)

I'm with @It's HK-47 on that the DNC is not competent enough to steal an election and make it look legitimate unless it is fucking ungodly close. Everyone saw Hilary steal the primaries. But that was DNC business. Stealing an election is another thing entirely. You have to be competent to do that. And the DNC is anything but competent.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Obama fucking hates HATES HATES the DNC. Mainly for forcing Hilary on him. Benghazi and Libya will always be a stain and I don't think he'll ever forgive Hilary for collaborating the French to get rid of Gaddhafi when he was going to make his own currency. I have a feeling Libya was orchestrated largely behind his back and is basically a huge black mark on his legacy. Word is that they hated he each other to the core. It makes sense he wouldn't come out for Biden, who now basically has dementia and will basically be a puppet for Harris who the DNC really wants to run the country. So he's not going to come out and he's only going to show lukewarm support.

They really can't persuade him. He fucking hates them, probably more than he hates Trump because they're an active stain on his legacy, which was his number 1 priority. I also feel he largely blames the DNC for fucking up 2016 and getting Trump in to completely dismantle all his shit. Also remember the Birther garbage was originally started by Hilary and the DNC. Something for which I don't think he's ever forgiven them. Not to mention Obama is rich as FUCK. He doesn't need the DNC and he probably has more dirt on them than the DNC has on him. So they kind of can't really do much to him. There's a lot of bad blood between him and the DNC and he seems to be happy raking in money from his books and speaking tours, so he's not really interested in politics, so there's fuck all they can do to strong arm him.

He obviously can't say "Fuck Joe Biden" but he isn't going to go out on a limb for the DNC candidate either. For Obama, I think this is schadenfreude. Its Hilary's DNC and as far as he's concerned, that hag can suck a bag of dicks. He might even resent them for forcing Biden out on stage, since we know they were friendly. Dude lost his son to cancer and now he's out on the campaign trail? All of that stress had to have greatly accelerated his decline.

Imagine you've got a good friend you want to hang out with, you know he's got 10 goodish years left, but then these faggots you hate force him out on the campaign trail when he's already stressed, already had to deal with one of the most stressful jobs on the planet. They have to pump him full of meds, he barely knows where he is half the time. Those 5-10ish years are now about 1 to 2 and he's constantly embarrassing himself on the world stage, sopping up even more stress. He's slipping into dementia and isn't the guy you knew anymore. Coming out would only add to his stress and his decline. Tbh, if Joe was my friend and these cunts forced him to do this, I wouldn't come out either. Imagine that pressure, knowing you have to remain composed in front of your good friend for a campaign event when you're slipping in and out of dementia. I'd want to beat them to death. Fuck, I'd donate to the Trump campaign.

So I think its a combo of two things. One, Obama really, REALLY fucking hates Clinton and the DNC. Two, Obama really, REALLY fucking hates the position his friend has been put in and his involvement would only further his pressure and his decline. I know they say there are no friends in politics, but they did seem to be very close. Moreso than other Presidents and VPs. Would you want to support this scumfuck organization? I wouldn't.

Also I think Obama is far too shrewd to fully throw everything away on 'orange man bad'. He's a very crafty, intelligent politician. He knows which way the wind is blowing. And he's only happy to add to the collapse of this current iteration of the DNC. That's why I think he's so quiet. The DNC cannot force him. He's basically all they have left and he holds all the cards. He loathes Clinton and her cronies, so they can't influence him to do anything. Clinton's loss was such an embarrassment that they hold no sway over Obama and he can basically do as he likes.

Maybe the bare minimum he will do is solo rallies far away from Joe as not to stress him as the election reaches its culmination, meaning little to no impact. The combination of bad blood between the current DNC and Obama, Obama being more powerful and popular than any candidate on the field and Obama liking money more leads to him not giving a fuck. Its up to you guys to think if he's doing it out of goodwill for Biden, lack of faith in Biden or disgust that they're doing this to his friend so they can slip Harris in as the President they want. I'd be disgusted too.

He can't fully go out against Biden, because Biden is his friend. Plus he wants those sweet progtard dollars. But he doesn't have to come out swinging for him either.

He can't go out and campaign with Joe either.

Could you imagine everyone's reaction if Obama was there to give Joe a boost and Joe came out and went "Barry, buddy, that fucking cunt Hillary just went behind our back and ordered a hit on Ghaddafi!" or "Barry, dude, Merkel's shitting the bed because the EU's a cluster fuck and she can't keep the fucking darkies from coming up from Africa!" on a live fucking mic?

 

[Socrates]

I've been relistening to a Roman history podcast recently and it's actually quite strange how well the current state of our republic mirrors the beginning of the end for the Roman republic. Hell you can even look at the democracies of ancient greece and you'll see that the game is still played almost exactly the same way more than 2000 years later. Nihil novi sub sole. None of this shit is new.

 

[RockPaper]

Kerry vs. Bush. Kerry's platform was "I'm not Bush". He got fucking slaughtered.

I agree it was a lousy strategy for Kerry, but he didn't get slaughtered. If only Ohio had flipped, Kerry would have won.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Everyone on Kiwifarms seems pretty convinced Biden will get slaughtered in the debates and lose off that. But nobody seems to be talking about the fact that millions of votes have already been cast and will continue to be cast before election day. If Trump is going to win, he needs to turn the campaign around now.

I mean I can see Biden winning, but honestly if votes are cast now to the point it would be bad for Trump, then I'm sure he can't do much to stop it.

 

[CrippleThreat]

I agree it was a lousy strategy for Kerry, but he didn't get slaughtered. If only Ohio had flipped, Kerry would have won.

It wasn't the shitshow Bush v. Gore was, it was still a close race (Bush: 286 to Kerry: 251).