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https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/05/11/hollywood-celebs-defend-obama-as-trump-hammers-obamagate-scandal/

Team Obama, activate!

Left-wing Hollywood stars are rallying around Barack Obama as evidence mounts that the former president was involved in the failed take down Gen. Michael Flynn as well as a larger clandestine effort to derail the Trump presidency. President Donald Trump has repeatedly tweeted about a massive “Obamagate” scandal, saying that Obama and Joe Biden led the “most corrupt administration in U.S. history.”

“It was OBAMAGATE, and he and Sleepy Joe led the charge. The most corrupt administration in U.S. history!” the president tweeted on Monday.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1259867421676109824

Over the weekend, leaked audio footage emerged of Obama slamming Trump. The former president claimed that the Justice Department’s decision to abandon its prosecution of Flynn means that the “basic understanding of rule of law is at risk.” He also slammed President Trump’s handling of the coronavirus pandemic.

Loyal left-wing Hollywood celebrities have begun circling the wagons around Obama, playing defense as the #Obamagate hashtag trended on Twitter on Monday. Prominent entertainment figures including Ava DuVernay, Barbra Streisand, Patricia Arquette, and Jeffrey Wright have leapt to the former president’s aid, eager to downplay the gravity of the brewing scandal.

https://twitter.com/ava/status/1259714506738896898

https://twitter.com/ava/status/1259879144185159681

https://twitter.com/BarbraStreisand/status/1259312184804413442

https://twitter.com/PattyArquette/status/1259749976772472832

https://twitter.com/jfreewright/status/1259873241381863428

https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1259910863592599552

Chris Meloni on Twitter

“HELP ME! I’M RUNNING OUT OF DISTRACTIONS AND THINGS TO BLAME! https://t.co/QsaZpinaUr”

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George Takei on Twitter

“One of the most moving images from @BarackObama's presidency. What do you miss most about the Obama years? https://t.co/E5Q7kvTBTh”

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Sandra Bernhard on Twitter

“thank you Mr President i'm talking about @BarackObama https://t.co/qjGRhd3WTA”

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John Cusack on Twitter

“⬇️💯💯 https://t.co/twCBmVedls”

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Could this famous thing be upon us in the near future?

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[Basil II]

Lol it's a chode

 

[Zero Day Defense]

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twitter is more obsessed with this pic tho.

Aw man, not on No Simp September...

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

I expected better.

 

[Psyduck]

For a moment i thought the header said Rich Evans...

Now im sad

 

[Chicken Neck Nelly]

It's not massive, but it's definitely not "tiny as fuck", it doesn't seem like anything to be too ashamed of to me.

Also...

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I think he was making the joke that a significant number of people on the internet making fun of someone's junk after their nudes are released probably have tiny or average sized cocks themselves

 

[Mister Qwerty]

 

[Synth]

I think he was making the joke that a significant number of people on the internet making fun of someone's junk after their nudes are released probably have tiny or average sized cocks themselves

The average penis is 3.5 inches flaccid, and only about 3 inches of circumferential girth (and that's a lot smaller than you think it is). Erect is probably about 5.25 inches (different studies say just over 5, or 5.5), and 4.5 circumferential girth. I don't think the penis in question here is flaccid, but he's clearly above average.

Any dude who's ever been on a sports team and seen a locker room full of dicks knows what an average dick looks like when it's soft, and it's nothing to write home about.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

I hate to say it but Brian Wu's 100% right here, stop looking at people's nudes if they've not shared them with you.

 

[CWCissey]

Chris Evans?

The speccy ginger twat?

 

[CDWLTY]

Hasn't anyone done the math here? Looks about 5.5- 6.5 to me. Just imagine, guys out in the wild dumb enough to be hitting on women in 2020 can now say

"hey lady, my dick's bigger than captain america's!"

I used to think dick size was just a meme, or stupid, until I worked in a hospital with nothing but women. Holy shit do they care aLOT about dong sizes. Granted they were generally lower class folks, but even still, Dr's would turn their noses up at a guy under five. I assume things have only gotten worse now that they're all self-styled sexual conneissures.

 

[Observotron]

Honestly, this really just seems like a silly flub (or a flop). It's not like Mike Matei or anything .

 

[Monika H.]

Every time I see a celebrity's ugly disfigured penis, I feel better about my slightly less ugly, mildly disfigured penis.

It's a law of Nature that the better looking someone is, the more weird and gross their genitals are.
Naturally, this doesn't applies to lolcows and troons.

 

[Slowboat to China]

I saw his name trending and hoped he'd been canceled for some stupid reason or another. Love it when they eat their own! Alas, nudes are nothing special in this day and age.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

*opens spoiler* Oh. Why does the head look like a cowboy hat?

Well, he is called Captain America.

 

[FruityVitamens546]

Here is what Tumblr has said about the situation in true Tumblr fashion.
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[Tim Buckley]

''accidentally''

Hey it happens all the time, I'm still scared of the day I will accidentally share all my nudes on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Red Hood]

For a moment i thought the header said Rich Evans...

Now im sad

Rich Evans' penis looks like an R5-D4 droid.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Here is what Tumblr has said about the situation in true Tumblr fashion.
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Lol ok support the accidental tourist dick slip. Not to mention his gay brother has nudes all over the web that got leaked.

There's a rumor that his brother took the fall for his coke addiction.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Hasn't anyone done the math here? Looks about 5.5- 6.5 to me. Just imagine, guys out in the wild dumb enough to be hitting on women in 2020 can now say

"hey lady, my dick's bigger than captain america's!"

I used to think dick size was just a meme, or stupid, until I worked in a hospital with nothing but women. Holy shit do they care aLOT about dong sizes. Granted they were generally lower class folks, but even still, Dr's would turn their noses up at a guy under five. I assume things have only gotten worse now that they're all self-styled sexual conneissures.

Nice way to say you have a small penis.

 

[Bad_Guys_are_Good4EVER]

Here is what Tumblr has said about the situation in true Tumblr fashion.
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First and for most, if you decided to show up in front of a camera nude, then you deserve your nudes getting shown to the world. Now, I'm just going to say this here and now, I don't like Chris Evans. I think he's a big-shot actor with an ego the size of Texas that just needs to keep his mouth shut. Unless Chris makes the women he sleeps with sign a confidentiality form, or they have a verbal agreement about not taking pictures, then who the fuck cares.

I mean it's like back in 2014, when hundreds of nude pic from different celebrity's. I'm going to repeat what was said then, "If you don't want your nudes leaked then don't take nudes." It's that plain and simple. However, if those pictures were taken by illegal means then that's different. But lets be honest here, being a celebrity has it's ups and downs, and your private life means nothing to the vultures of the paparazzi that snoops around trying to get that million-dollar shot.