- Joined
- Sep 1, 2016
They didn't get money, they got community credits from their principal.
Discord Q&A - part 11 on Dec 5 2020
- Thread starter The American Hedgehog
- Start date
- Joined
- Aug 24, 2017
The Chandlers were misguided, but they did want best for Chris. They were willing to uproot their lives and move to get Chris to a "better" school. Sure, they made horrible choices, but they did take actions they thought would help Chris.
Also, why WOULDN'T Barb know about it, if it was true? Her son had no friends, which she would at least know about give Chris loves to blab about everything in his life. It would only make sense that Bob and Barb would have at least discussed it once, and it's a pretty major choice to make so she wouldn't forget it that easily.
I think you're way overestimating how much it could cost too. Some kids are from poor families, or don't get allowances at all. There would absolutely be some kids that would pity a retard and be nice to him for chump change, even in Highschool. I don't see why you're assuming it had to be a constant payment either, if Bob was there when Chris got off the bus and offered $100 each to a bunch of girls to "be nice to my retard son", they might take it and play pretend for a few years, because for poorer kids $100 is more than they've ever had in their life and it's not like they did much more than let Chris sit at their lunch table and say hi to him here and there.
- Joined
- May 2, 2018
I think Chris is misinformed by Barb, since she is so materialistic and disconnected with genuine kindness of people, and called his galpals "hired-help". I don't think Bob actually paid the galpals in highschool to take care of Chris. Marvel has mentioned before that Bob probably talked to the Principal to arrange some good-hearted and morally upstanding students to shelter Chris from the bullying.
Strange Wilderness
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 30, 2020
I like how when they asked him about Zelda, Chris says the furthest he got in any of them were Ocarina and Wind Waker. Hes so lazy and so bad at playing video games he can't even complete a moderately difficult game series.
Why did Chris drive off to Ohio to rescue his Internet girlfriend from her evil twin brother and not break-up with her after seeing she wasn't being held in a run-down ghetto house? Why did Chris make embarrassing videos of himself drinking his own cum and getting into an absurd singing contest with a guy who could actually sing? Why did Chris make videos of himself dancing in Blackface and turn Rosechu into a vehicle for Inflation fetishism? The answer is always the same: he thought he'd get some pussy out of it. Autism and loneliness are a dangerous combination.
- Joined
- Sep 12, 2020
Chris and the hedgehog boys are getting back together!I hope someone gets Chris to copy one of the songs, maybe he’ll be like Rosemary Brown () a woman who claimed dead musicians like Beethoven and Mozart dictated original compositions to her and possessed her on occasion to play piano, she even ended up getting a record deal out of it.
- Joined
- Mar 10, 2013
It’d be great, probably with Chris projecting his feelings about getting older while not feeling any more mature, dealing with haters and not being a pedofork, you dorks.
- Joined
- Sep 15, 2016
Queens “I want to live forever” will be on the album.
Just with the lyrics changed to: “This body will live forever!”
- Joined
- Nov 20, 2018
I understand, but in the BlueSpike call he was given the choice of either burn the medallion or shove it up his butt. Autism is a helluva drug, indeed.
- Joined
- Feb 27, 2013
What a smug asshole. Taking "days" to finish that abortion would be something to be embarrassed about, not proud.
- Joined
- Mar 24, 2013
Well, to be fair Chris was already shamelessly drinking his own ejaculate long before trolls were pretending to be his girlfriend. He stupidly believed that men have only a finite amount of semen and he would run out if he didn't "recycle" it, which would end his chances at ever having his daughter. When it was finally explained to him how retarded that is he stopped drinking it to "recycle" and just did it occasionally because he got off on it.
Oh, no...really? I guess that explains the chilling feeling of horror and nausea that came over me earlier. *shudder*
It's "Who Wants to Live Forever", you uncultured swine. And if Chris is going to be pulling one of his Autistic butcher jobs to Queen then I'll be avoiding listening to it at all costs. I can't stand Chris' tone-deaf warbling and caterwauling even when I don't care about the song/band he's trying to tonally murder.
- Joined
- Aug 30, 2020
If I had to guess I’d say because the alternative was faster and quieter. Chris wanted that torture session to be over as quickly as possible and not wake his parents up in the process.
- Joined
- Oct 21, 2018
Or he could've just lie about it. Now I'm skeptical about his medallion put up in his rectum
elkinbub
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 13, 2018
I don't think we know that for sure, do we? AFAIK that was a hypothesis that Marvin threw out there when also divulging a little more info to us about Barb having supposedly confirmed the payoffs to the girls.
It's a good hypothesis but it doesn't seem like even Chris knows about it, since he only mentions money.
I don't really even know what "community credits" even are. Were all these girls taking pre-college classes about helping handicap kids or whatever? I doubt it.
I think their fake friendship can be explained by a combination of SOME monetary reward from Bob (no way did they buy Chris B-day presents with their own money), encouragement from the school (but who knows if there were any specific credits, or how that would work), AND lastly the likely fact that they were all relatively nice girls who felt a bit sorry for Chris.
P.S. It's important to note that at least one early gal-pal WAS definitely given money by Bob. Chris himself remembers Bob handing him money to give to the girl in exchange for hanging out. Chris was younger than high school age when this happened and didn't think much of it until later.
Last edited:
T.P.Dude2003
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Sep 13, 2020
Didn't null said that he isn't going near chris again and that he discourage any interaction with chris?
elkinbub
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 13, 2018
Didn't Barb confirm this to Chris during a time when he was trying to get back in touch with a lot of high-school people? If Barb didn't want to just straight-up tell him the truth about this in order to spare his feelings, she might have wanted to let him know this so he would stop trying to bother these girls from 10+ years ago, thinking that they were ever friends with him in the first place.
There's no evidence of actual bullying.
Chris was not bullied in school, period.
When a troll pretending to be an old-gal pal says he was bullied, he rejects this. Yes, Chris, for once, actually NOT playing the victim.
Elsewhere he mentions a few mean comments he got during middle school, and calls it bullying, but says next to nothing about it. If there was any "there" there, he would have latched onto a few incidents at least and talked about it constantly. He would have mentioned bullies by name and made them part of his mythology (the way he mentioned Roach and the evil principal, etc). But there are no such evil bully figures. There was no bullying to any notable degree "as such".
And then we know about the incident in which he had a scuffle to get off the bus first, one time.
I don't see how the girls would have "sheltered" him from hypothetical bullies. It isn't like they physically shielded him or fought battles for him. They let him sit at their lunch table and they went to one of his birthday parties. That's IT. He had to sit somewhere during lunch. If he sat with them, that just sort of proves that this group of girls were the nicest and/or weakest table for Chris to sit at. They made his life easier and less lonely.
Actually, I don't see how Chris at the time would have been a gigantic albatross for them.
A lot of us have said that during Chris's high school years he appears much closer to normal than he does in the years afterwards. He would have been kind of a weird kid, but it isn't like he was walking around with an attraction sign or wanting to grope people during that time.
We shouldn't interpret high-school Chris as if he was the gigantic annoying disaster or the troll-magnet that he would become from the mid-2000s onward.
- Joined
- Mar 10, 2013
He did but can't seem to help himself, in his YouTube show he says he plans to intervene again once Barb finally dies:
elkinbub
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 13, 2018
Well it's interesting to me that Chris mentioned more recent Zelda games but not the OG 8-bit ones. He's nearly 40. Everyone into video games within his age range played Zelda I and II. But the Zelda games he says he got the furthest into were more recent ones.
I've said this before but Chris's whole approach to the toy and video game franchises he's into is just so weird. He cares about recent stuff but not the classics and rarely puts any effort into anything. But more often than not he'll claim to be a big fan of all this shit. He's played "most of" the Zelda games but apparently never got far on any of the first four, which would have been the only Zelda games available to him until he was sixteen!
T.P.Dude2003
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Sep 13, 2020
He is too good and like they say where i am from "too gentle too exploitable"
But yeah why is he even doing this ? Something will fuck up eventually and it will be absolute anarchy
Cardboard Box Mountain
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 14, 2018
God dammit, man, didn't he learn the first time? DO NOT DO THIS. It is a terrible idea. It will not work. It will result in loss of money and a month of migraines.