Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Free the Pedos]

I'm not a medical professional (lol) but i wonder why the course of action for Russ when it was clear that his "mobious" was inoperable was just to leave it as is. Like, couldn't they have stitched up his lips or something so we didn't have to gaze at his gaping maw? Or were the Greers like, fuck it, this one's a dud, it's not worth the money

They attempted a surgery for his face, but it wasn’t successful. Are you asking why they didn’t see his mouth shut afterwards? As great as that sounds, I doubt you could find a doctor to do it.

 

[Whatthefuck]

They attempted a surgery for his face, but it wasn’t successful. Are you asking why they didn’t see his mouth shut afterwards? As great as that sounds, I doubt you could find a doctor to do it.

From what I understand it was a nerve graft or transplant from his back. I wonder why they couldn't try another one or maybe it's only a one time shot? I mean, your nerves are placed in your body in a certain structure for a reason, but I do wonder if they could have tried it again. Doesn't matter in the end. You can't transplant sanity and a decent personality.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

I think some of the prior stories disappeared when the subforum did - I don’t remember this one, but it sounds good. Did he refuse to pay? Or was the entire thing just some story he made up for attention?

The hooker who chased him in her car was not one he ever posted on his Facebook, it was a story he sent in to one of those youtube channels that reads horror stories. We know the story is fake because 1. The story makes no sense. 2. This is Russell Greer we're talking about, and 3. he mentioned she drove a black jetta, the same car as the guy who supposedly threatened Russell with a fake gun in his book.

 

[TurdFondler]

With regards to the operation I think it's the same reason you can't get re stitched if you pop your stitches. Too much damage to the area.

 

[AnOminous]

He actually thinks these women will be charmed by him. And that's something I've never understood, that he doesn't realize how creepy he sounds. When he posts something like "Ugh! That girl told me to stop being a creep when I was just being nice!" he doesn't understand that people will think he was the one bothering her.

Even other creeps know exactly what the fuck happened when he posts this creep shit about his creeping activities. He's too autistic to understand that, though.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I think some of the prior stories disappeared when the subforum did - I don’t remember this one, but it sounds good. Did he refuse to pay? Or was the entire thing just some story he made up for attention?

Here's the Evil Hooker in a Black Jetta story.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russell-greer-theofficialinstaofrussellgreer.30488/post-6771408

 

[Cat.Lady]

Yo. What the heck am I supposed to do if this guy messages me?? I don't wanna poke the cow too much. Should I ignore him?

 

[Miss Misery]

Yo. What the heck am I supposed to do if this guy messages me?? I don't wanna poke the cow too much. Should I ignore him?

Why would he be messaging you?

 

[Cat.Lady]

Why would he be messaging you?

Added him of Facebook months ago for the hell of it. He messaged me outta the blue today saying "How was your day?" probably because, ya know, vagina and I'm not sure I want to get sued for visiting rights to said vagina.

 

[Miss Misery]

Added him of Facebook months ago for the hell of it. He messaged me outta the blue today saying "How was your day?" probably because, ya know, vagina and I'm not sure I want to get sued for visiting rights to said vagina.

You're an idiot.

 

[Cat.Lady]

You're an idiot.

Fair enough. Blocked him.

 

[bigobama]

The hooker who chased him in her car was not one he ever posted on his Facebook, it was a story he sent in to one of those youtube channels that reads horror stories. We know the story is fake because 1. The story makes no sense. 2. This is Russell Greer we're talking about, and 3. he mentioned she drove a black jetta, the same car as the guy who supposedly threatened Russell with a fake gun in his book.

I wonder what Volkswagen did to get on his shitlist. It's probably one of those bullshit details liars throw in to "add credence", but I like to think he was slighted by a black VW Jetta, maybe even Mobility Mary style. There's no way he isn't a nightmare of a pedestrian, after all.

 

[MysticMisty]

Why on earth is he bothering to get a tan in the first place, does he think it will actually improve his odds? (Maybe he'll try Axe body spray next).

Because all the real studs have tans, or something. Though honestly I think it's a real possibility that he blew money on this tanning subscription just to have access to the girls who work there.

I personally think tanning salons are a huge ripoff because you can get it for free, it's called the sun. Just, fucking, stand outside 10-15 in the sun every day. Boom, tan. And if you burn easily, just stay outside less. Russ has admitted to walking to the gym, he could walk there in short sleeves or even a tank top and tan that way.

Edit:

There's no way he isn't a nightmare of a pedestrian, after all.

He's admitted to almost getting run over multiple times when he's trying to cross a street. I'm guessing he just steps out into the road without looking to see if he's about to get run over first. And then screams "MUH PLIGHTSH!" when he almost gets run over for being a dumbass.

 

[Rabbits]

Russ has admitted to walking to the gym, he could walk there in short sleeves or even a tank top and tan that way

but then russ wouldn't be wearing a suit, therefore not showing his studly prowess to any toothy babes. sorry, it's just not a viable option.

does russ use UV tanning or spray tanning?

 

[The Dude]

Why on earth is he bothering to get a tan in the first place, does he think it will actually improve his odds? (Maybe he'll try Axe body spray next).

When he started tanning he made a post where he stated he was doing it because he thought it would make him more "studly". He gets these wild-ass notions in his head that he's just missing one key element to attracting all the 9/10 strange he can handle, and as soon as he figures out what it is and gets it he will be downing in super models who want a better life with Russhole. He's kind of right in that the key element he's missing is a personality that isn't complete shit.

I think some of the prior stories disappeared when the subforum did - I don’t remember this one, but it sounds good. Did he refuse to pay? Or was the entire thing just some story he made up for attention?

The Hooker in the Black Jutta story (totally true, you guys, honest) happened within the past year. As others have said, he submitted the story to one of those "true scary stories" YouTube channels and made a big deal about how he was "collaborating with a big YouTuber". I think the channel that read his story had like 150k subscribers or something, so not exactly a big channel. In the story he claimed to be 18 and had hired the hooker when his parents were gone for the night or out of town for the weekend, something like that. I don't remember the exact specifics, but when she arrived he claimed to change his mind about the whole thing (probably because she wasn't attractive enough to Russ) and she started demanding money, even if he was calling it off. He claims he tried to fool the hooker by saying he needed to go to the ATM to get her money, and he tried to lose her in his car, but she kept up with him until they were racing at high speed on the freeway. That's about all I remember, but I seem to recall saying it happened in Salt Lake, which is impossible because he said he was 18 and living with his parents at the time, which was when he was still living in Evanston, WY. It was all total bullshit, and obviously so. The only scary thing about the story is the subtext of Shit-lips having sex with some poor girl.

The hooker who chased him in her car was not one he ever posted on his Facebook, it was a story he sent in to one of those youtube channels that reads horror stories. We know the story is fake because 1. The story makes no sense. 2. This is Russell Greer we're talking about, and 3. he mentioned she drove a black jetta, the same car as the guy who supposedly threatened Russell with a fake gun in his book.

Russ also claimed to be 18 and living with his parents at the time. Considering that when he was 18 he was dealing with the legal fallout of his bathroom kill list, spent a couple weeks in county lockup, and was getting ready to go on his mission so his parents would pay for his college tuition on top of all the other outlandish, unrealistic claims he made in the story, and it becomes pretty clear that it was all lies and bullshit for attention. Especially if you're even passingly familiar with Rat-mouth and his reputation.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

One of the things he said about the tanning was that it was for his next music video. That was before the yovanna song, and he didnt appear in that video or the other one around that time because he is a misrepresenting frickwad.

 

[The Dude]

One of the things he said about the tanning was that it was for his next music video. That was before the yovanna song, and he didnt appear in that video or the other one around that time because he is a misrepresenting frickwad.

Because it's so commonplace for songwriters who don't sing or play their own songs to be featured in music videos, right? I mean, it happens literally every day and that's established the precedence for Russ to decide that he should do it too. Just like celebrities helping their fans get rich and famous because the fan gave them a gift, or using the court system to get the girl you like to date you and suck you your penis. It's mundane at this point, it happens so often.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Because it's so commonplace for songwriters who don't sing or play their own songs to be featured in music videos, right? I mean, it happens literally every day and that's established the precedence for Russ to decide that he should do it too. Just like celebrities helping their fans get rich and famous because the fan gave them a gift, or using the court system to get the girl you like to date you and suck you your penis. It's mundane at this point, it happens so often.

Just like it's common for women at a copy shop to fall for their customers and date them based on a 30-second interaction. His worldview is fascinating, if nothing else for its inaccuracy.

 

[MysticMisty]

does russ use UV tanning or spray tanning?

I think he posted a photo of a tanning bed and said about getting his tan or something, but he could've just grabbed a photo off the internet. It could go either way, though. Whichever one he's doing though I'm guessing he's not doing it properly or often enough for his skin type.

 

[The Great Citracett]

He was supposedly doing both UV and spray tans. UV first, but it must not have been enough.

He looked mighty orange in his court appearance.