🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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RalphsFailingKidneys said:
Thank you I'll check through it but fuck, 9 hours of listening to Ralph. Plus I might be wrong and it might be a different stream I'm thinking of, but I'll try anyway. Thanks either way.
I remembered Ralph being very grateful about Josh being on for the entire stream but I checked the end and he doesn't say much, it might have been on the following show that he talks about it.

And just because Ralph is a cunt:
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Fuck you you morbidly obese psycho.
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I have no idea why i did this. It looks like he is showing his belly and holding his arms behind his back.
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RalphsFailingKidneys said:
Thank you I'll check through it but fuck, 9 hours of listening to Ralph. Plus I might be wrong and it might be a different stream I'm thinking of, but I'll try anyway. Thanks either way.
I remembered Ralph being very grateful about Josh being on for the entire stream but I checked the end and he doesn't say much, it might have been on the following show that he talks about it.

And just because Ralph is a cunt:
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Fuck you you morbidly obese psycho.
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Is that a turtle shell growing on his back? Do you think his gunt has a driving crease like Chantal's?
 
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@theralph
You've already been aborted at this point, you're sperging out and causing so much entertainment - I honestly can't believe that things got even funnier post-sex tape. It's honestly unbelievable.

Anyway, all the metrics show that you're slowly fading into utter irrelevancy outside of people who laugh at you, and the handful of weird room temperature IQ racists who send you their pocket change from time to time. It's not going to be an abortion of the retort, it's more than likely going to be like when an obese alcoholic slowly degenerates and dies over the course of a long chronic illness.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
@theralph
You've already been aborted at this point, you're sperging out and causing so much entertainment - I honestly can't believe that things got even funnier post-sex tape. It's honestly unbelievable.

Anyway, all the metrics show that you're slowly fading into utter irrelevancy outside of people who laugh at you, and the handful of weird room temperature IQ racists who send you their pocket change from time to time. It's not going to be an abortion of the retort, it's more than likely going to be like when an obese alcoholic slowly degenerates and dies over the course of a long chronic illness.
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Doesn't matter the number, he will never admit the show has declined.
 
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I'm looking forward to when Gator finally decides to jump ship, maybe he'll try and fill in the role of Jim in terms of content he produces?

The recurrent absences are him struggling to wean himself off of his $0.009 lemons, unable to go cold-turkey and quit like Zidan. Gator is just waiting to pull the plug on Ralph's metaphorical life-support and usurp his precious min-wage lemon plantation.

Ralph, since you're clearly reading this, perhaps you need to take Ol' Gator out back and put him down before it's too late? I don't even think he'd blame you.
 
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twozero said:
I'm looking forward to when Gator finally decides to jump ship, maybe he'll try and fill in the role of Jim in terms of content he produces?

The recurrent absences are him struggling to wean himself off of his $0.009 lemons, unable to go cold-turkey and quit like Zidan. Gator is just waiting to pull the plug on Ralph's metaphorical life-support and usurp his precious min-wage lemon plantation.

Ralph, since you're clearly reading this, perhaps you need to take Ol' Gator out back and put him down before it's too late?
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Honestly think he's there still to help with tech and so if people ask, he can say Gator still is there, that he didn't abandon them.
 
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He looks like Otto the Orange lmfao
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Was gonna say, KEEP WEARING THE LOUD COLORS Ralphus. It helps those in public perceive you better. The orange shirt? People love pumpkins and Halloween, definitely more than they like fat people. Get some red shirts, normies fuckin' love Santa Claus...hell, you may get more little girls on your lap. Get baby blue XXXXL shirts...like Chantal shows us above, it helps you blend into the sky, unnoticed. Perfect for thwarting a-lawwgs. Don't listen to the pussies telling you black is "slimming."
 
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WE'RE A CULT NOW!!!!!!!
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Rev. Bryan “Kingofpol “ Dunn at KiwifarmsTown
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  • “I'd like to choose my own kind of Gunt, for a change. I'm tired of being tormented to by the Gunt. Tired of it.“
  • If Da Karen Farms can't live in peace, then let's die in peace.”
  • “Take our Gunt from us. We laid it down. We got tired. We didn't commit suicide. We committed an act of revolutionary suicide protesting the conditions of an Ethan Ralph world.“
    • Last words on "Death Tape" FBI No. Q042 (18 November 1978)
 
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I imagine every day Gator tells Ralph to not even bring up the Kiwi Farms or acknowledge their existence. This fat fuck can't help himself so badly, he has to Tweet about it.

Ralph, wait til your shows this week when we spam the pages with flashing lights again and we can see them light up your fat fucking cheeks as you're visibly bored by your guest talking about how bad Lefties are for the 53rd day.
 
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