🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Trusty Patches]

anyone fancy a round of gwunt?

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Here are a few more in-between. None of them look like the 'just out of jail' picture he uses for patreon and other shit:

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I just noticed this but this loser just airbrushed his headphones off with MS Paint using a screenshot from the show because he thought he looked cool and uses that as pfp:

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HAHAHA Ralph. you did a terrible job and look ridiculous. How has no one told you?

The dog pic is pure autism stance. The shoes top it off.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

anyone fancy a round of gwunt?

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Dax has the face of someone trying to hold in explosive diarrhea and failing to do so.

 

[Postal Pippa]

anyone fancy a round of gwunt?

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I take it that Kiwis would be Nilfgaardian thanks to spys? And cause clearly were over powered as fuck.

 

[Kraut]

anyone fancy a round of gwunt?

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A Dame Pesos card would make a fine addition

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Is he just going to be a spastic and call everyone a troll?

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1305297114663137280 | Archive

 

[Captain Manning]

I mean really, who the fuck see's Marc Lobliner or Richard Spencer and thinks " Oh fuck yeah, I better not miss this!"

Truthfully, the Spencer/Sargon debate is an epic piece of Internet history. I could see myself watching him again IF it promises to be spicy.

Lobliner, OTOH: Fuckin' who?

The only think Ralph has going for him, is Dick and Rekeita haven't completely washed their hands of him. Then he does this.

Hope springs eternal, I suppose.

I was flatly told by Rekieta that it's not his job to "police" Dax. That wasn't even in response to a request for him severing a friendship, or anything gay like that.

Would he view criticizing Ralph for trying to cancel one of Josh's income streams as also "policing?" I dunno. I dunno if his philosophy on these things is any more complicated than him seemingly never wanting to offer public recriminations of his friends. He spends enough time "policing" the words of random journos and other dumbasses on Twitter. It's certainly not a rule that applies to everybody.

Now he apparently goes on a stream with Ralph and Bibble. Don't know what to tell you guys. I wish I did.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Is he just going to be a spastic and call everyone a troll?
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I think the most common phrase he's ever typed has to be "I don't care what you think", considering that's what he told me right before blocking me over a year ago.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I think the most common phrase he's ever typed has to be "I don't care what you think", considering that's what he told me right before blocking me over a year ago.

That and "lol" at the end of a sentence when he's in pain or horribly demoralized. It's like how you know when he's reading his thread, he's got these tells like setting his fat little chin on his hoof or the insane rapid eye movement and lack of head movement that indicates he's in a panic trance.

 

[Postal Pippa]

I think the most common phrase he's ever typed has to be "I don't care what you think", considering that's what he told me right before blocking me over a year ago.

No shit he doesnt care you simple minded troll. Thats CLEARLY why he spies on the farms so he can see our open ops being planned to abort him. You can tell how much a chad white rights defender like him doesnt care about the opinions of the simple minded as you see flashing rainbow gifs reflect on his mic while hes live doing shows. Clearly he is so unphased by a cult thats planning to abort him and wasting their entire summer by not even hosting the conversation at hand while he intercepts all of our operation plans.

Clearly good sir, youre just mad that you cant do what he does for a single night. Dont you know hes been doing this forever and those audio fudge ups are clearly misdirection to cause Jewsh and the other no lifers to spurg? This is why he is a 4D chess master and youre a hater.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

No shit he doesnt care you simple minded troll. Thats CLEARLY why he spies on the farms so he can see our open ops being planned to abort him. You can tell how much a chad white rights defender like him doesnt care about the opinions of the simple minded as you see flashing rainbow gifs reflect on his mic while hes live doing shows. Clearly he is so unphased by a cult thats planning to abort him and wasting their entire summer by not even hosting the conversation at hand while he intercepts all of our operation plans.

Clearly good sir, youre just mad that you cant do what he does for a single night.

I do kind of wish I could be a tard wrangler like him. It'd be interesting.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

More tweets of ralph arguing with random nobodies for no apparent reason. THat richie guy has like 12.4k followers so he might be someone.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1305300907752595458 | ARCHIVE

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1305301527163285506 | ARCHIVE

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1305302407698698240 | ARCHIVE

 

[Postal Pippa]

More tweets of ralph arguing with random nobodies for no apparent reason. THat richie guy has like 12.4k followers so he might be someone.
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Did he just admit hes a drunk? Also wow he is fucking scared as shit. What a fuckin keyboard warrior lmao. Its like fucking Tonka all over again.

 

[All becomes gunt]

No shit he doesnt care you simple minded troll. Thats CLEARLY why he spies on the farms so he can see our open ops being planned to abort him. You can tell how much a chad white rights defender like him doesnt care about the opinions of the simple minded as you see flashing rainbow gifs reflect on his mic while hes live doing shows. Clearly he is so unphased by a cult thats planning to abort him and wasting their entire summer by not even hosting the conversation at hand while he intercepts all of our operation plans.

Clearly good sir, youre just mad that you cant do what he does for a single night. Dont you know hes been doing this forever and those audio fudge ups are clearly misdirection to cause Jewsh and the other no lifers to spurg? This is why he is a 4D chess master and youre a hater.

Dont you just get it, he has to decrypt what the clearly israeli jewish forces of the farms are plotting with the codes hidden in our messages. He does this to save the white race from....uuhhhhh... looking at gunt messages! Anti Gunt is code for anti white.

 

[Captain Manning]

A Dame Pesos card would make a fine addition

I want a Digibro card. The player that draws it instantly dies or something.

Is he just going to be a spastic and call everyone a troll?
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Who the fuck uses the word "trollop" anymore? There's a reason why the dictionary flags dated or archaic words.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Did he just admit hes a drunk? Also wow he is fucking scared as shit. What a fuckin keyboard warrior lmao. Its like fucking Tonka all over again.

I hope he shared that screenshot with Faith, and Faith just kind of died inside realizing how far she's fallen for a house of paper plates.

 

[Immortal Technique]

More tweets of ralph arguing with random nobodies for no apparent reason. THat richie guy has like 12.4k followers so he might be someone.
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The Gunt runs away scared from a fight because they look like they can run around the block without getting winded. "Lend my promotion to you." All the dozens, DOZENS! of fans that the Gunt has.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I want a Digibro card. The player that draws it instantly dies or something.



Who the fuck uses the word "trollop" anymore? There's a reason why the dictionary flags dated or archaic words.

Its a trollop because it was schemed under a bypass, he knows first hand because its very similar to his living quarters.
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The Gunt runs away scared from a fight because they look like they can run around the block without getting winded. "Lend my promotion to you." All the dozens, DOZENS! of fans that the Gunt has.

I disagree, this man can't clearly do any kind of running the most he can do is have his mother launch him with the portside cannons.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

The Gunt runs away scared from a fight because they look like they can run around the block without getting winded. "Lend my promotion to you." All the dozens, DOZENS! of fans that the Gunt has.

Speaking of his dozens of fans, when he blocks someone who was following him on twitter, does it remove them from the follower count? I feel stupi for asking this, but thats just the kind of dumb shit I could see twitter doing.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Ralph is on with Randbot and they are discussing the killstream that aborted the retort early.

https://entropystream.live/app/ThePetrolHour

He denied godwinson flagging accusation

Guys he says he doesn't care about the kiwi farms