🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Burger Fox said:
Did he just admit hes a drunk? Also wow he is fucking scared as shit. What a fuckin keyboard warrior lmao. Its like fucking Tonka all over again.
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Honestly hoping he gets something laced with fentanyl so we see him George Floyd live on the killstream.
 
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That explanation of men who use escorts for emotional companionship when their “marriage starts to become a drag, losing some of the femininity from the start” seemed oddly specific, lmao.

Ralph confirmed hiring escorts to just go out for a few drinks and something to eat?

EDIT: Ralph is shitfaced right now, slurring away as per
 
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All becomes gunt said:
Dont you just get it, he has to decrypt what the clearly israeli jewish forces of the farms are plotting with the codes hidden in our messages. He does this to save the white race from....uuhhhhh... looking at gunt messages! Anti Gunt is code for anti white.
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Squire of Gothos said:
WE'RE A CULT NOW!!!!!!!
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He couldn´t have picked a worse board to call the cult off Moon :story:
This was the board that almost revolted against him when he was doing gay shit in the simpspiracy thread and the dick thread. Ralph even said so during the Ralph Vs Null fight.
Im pretty sure null has threatend to delete the board multiple times cause he hates the culture of this board so much. Hell most veteran users are pissy with this board cause there are some spergy alogs that never let shit go.
(I would argue that they can be found on any KFboard cause its the nature of the beast but whatever)
But sure this is the cult of Moon.

Ralph we don´t need to use any gayops against you cause your in a constant state of self destruction. Your like the sun. You are in a constant state of small meltdowns that eventualy will diminish your hydrogen (or lemons in your case) to something so small that there will be no point in streaming anymore. Then you will enter in to the Red giant state where you will have nothing to do but drink and eat so much that you swell up to astronomic proportions. After that you will use the 50k to get a gastric bypass and become a white dwarf that dosent stream still radiates autism on twitter.
 
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Wait, what the fuck? @Sam Losco, you might be saved?

I come in & Randbot is teasing Ralph about his Twitter addiction & asking if Vito is ever going to send him an N64. Based Randbot.

I find it strange that Ralph keeps saying he likes X but never seems to personally reach out to anyone to make sure everything's cool, whether in private or otherwise.

EDIT: Fuck, I've been ninja'd.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
Rand: Not just mrgirl but other people who have been defending this...

(Oblique reference to dick?)
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Most likely Vito, since they discussed him immediately afterwards.

It might as well be Dick though.

Also, that's not a "CB radio," and that's not a CB frequency, Rand. You fucktard.
 
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As classy as ever
trying to deplatform other$.. thats fucking rich.
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Oh boy? Did this fat fuck really just say this?

You have done nothing but embarrass other Whites through your degeneracy, alcohol abuse and your inability to date anything over 20.

Now this fat fucks ego is getting in the way and claiming he's done anything for Whites.

Maybe start with capitalizing White faggot and it can be the first thing you've ever done for Whites.

Marrying a Shitskin Paki so she can get a Green Card was for Whites too right Gunt?

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Captain Manning said:
Most likely Vito, since they discussed him immediately afterwards.

It might as well be Dick though.

Also, that's not a "CB radio," and that's not a CB frequency, Rand. You fucktard.
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What's up with Australians having faggot names for everying? Bikies for bikers, Fire-ies for firefighters.

I can't listen to Rand, it gets old too fast. I'm surprised he hasn't posited that the reason his wife lost the baby was because a Nigerian, a Jew and a Aboriginal tribesman hatched a plot to steal his child to take down the Killstream. Also isn't it like 11am in Australia? Don't government workers work 9-5 Monday through Friday? Or do glow in the darks in Australia have special schedules?
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Wait, what the fuck? @Sam Losco, you might be saved?

I come in & Randbot is teasing Ralph about his Twitter addiction & asking if Vito is ever going to send him an N64. Based Randbot.

I find it strange that Ralph keeps saying he likes X but never seems to personally reach out to anyone to make sure everything's cool, whether in private or otherwise.

EDIT: Fuck, I've been ninja'd.
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Thanks @Jester69. I just found out. Was busy and not expecting anything tonight.
 
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So I think Ralph wants to turn Faith into an octopus. . . schitzo theory below.

Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you'd declaw a cat and then push your member into it's feed chute.
You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.
The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it's beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.
Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.
The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.
The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition.
You climax and give the marine creature it’s breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn't stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.
Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it's 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
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gran_autismo said:
I can't listen to Rand, it gets old too fast.
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Unfortunately, you're going to be hearing a lot more of him, I think. I think he's the replacement for Dame. He's probably over the moon that the spot just opened up, and he can return to the loving embrace of the Gunt. Sad.

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here, enjoy the newest kino of a new kino channel, I'll see you later
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Cool. This time, don't do gay ops or talk about "pregnant Trout." JFC.
 
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