Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

[PL 879]

I apologize, i put this in the wrong directory.. can it be moved?

 

[Hat]

I see that this is your first post, so welcome to the Farms. Just to let you know, lolcows that don't really maintain a consistent or current presence on the Internet or do not generate a lot of content are probably not worthy of having threads. If this guy only made the film and not much else, he probably belongs in the Obscure Laughingstocks thread.

In any case, he sounds like an exceptional individual indeed.

I apologize, i put this in the wrong directory.. can it be moved?

Ask a mod.

 

[PL 879]

I see, i'm sorry for causing any trouble. i'll add him there and ask for mods to delete this post. thanks!

 

[PL 879]

Mike "Skunk Girlfriend" Chenoweth

In short, he's a strange lonely closet(?) furry who made up his own imaginary anthropomorphic purple skunk girlfriend, seemingly after his real one dumped him over being "crazy." Not content to keep his newfound love all to himself, he brought this... 15 minute, autobiographical "film" into class- Filled with fade-to-black sex, pissing, fapping and more- and shared his lonely, disturbing fantasy with them- and then, thanks to a horrified classmate, all of tumblr. http://catbountry.tumblr.com/post/49077546488/averyterrible-3liza-ohnoproblems (Check out the IRL pics, lol)

The video in question:

I wonder what happened to this guy? Don't think he ever made another episode of "Mike and Melissa", and i can't say i've seen any trace of the dude outside of old tumblr posts and the occasional fanarts there.

I wonder if he still has the hat and t-shirt...

 

[Tranhuviya]

I suppose ol' Double Dragon himself, Ryulong, could be a lolcow. For those not acquainted with him and his antics, he was a rather abusive wikipedia admin who was obsessed with Super Sentai and Power Rangers, until hoarding cocks over the Gamergate wikipedia page got him a lil' visit from the ArbCom. Even after being declared haram by Arbcom and falling from power like Ol'scratch from Heaven, he continues to blame "sea-lions" for his loss of his position of power.

As of now, he operates in pretty much the same way on Rationalwiki's Gamergate article. If I remember correctly, somebody who mentioned stuff from his ED article got banned temporarily for "doxxing".

Ryulong's ED article

Ryulong's Rationalwiki Profile

 

[c-no]

I think this guy's video was posted in the furry thread before. Aside from that, Hat is right that this guy deserves a spot in the obscure laughingstocks thread since he doesn't really seem to have any relevancy aside from having that video of himself and some purple skunk girlfriend.

 

[PL 879]

i've moved it there thanks to hat's suggestion, thanks for your advice on it too!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

HIs name is Patrick82.

This was my second favorite thing I've read about tonight. Did he ever give an explanation for the hello kitty blanket?

 

[Megahertz]

This was my second favorite thing I've read about tonight. Did he ever give an explanation for the hello kitty blanket?

No explanation given, he just really likes Hello Kitty, as evidenced by his "non-audio interests" on his head-fi profile.
I discovered that that video of that audio-enhancing rock? Yeah, apparently that's his own product, and he runs an entire store dedicated to this shit. Have a look. I'll edit this post tomorrow with highlights and caps.

Also I remember the purple skunk guy! Some shitty art tumblrs love to poke fun at him.

 

[LM 697]

This post is going to be a bit long. I have spoilers in place to help.

Listening to an old episode of the F Plus totally reminded me about how weird Audiophiles are. (To those who don't know- Audiophiles are basically people who are obsessed with sound fidelity in music, and spend ridiculous amounts of money on "tweaking their gear" and expensive monitors, etc.) But there is one person who stands out a bit above the rest.
HIs name is Patrick82. He is a guy who lives in Sweden, is 33 years old as of now, and has very.... eccentric behavior and posting habits. He was banned from the Head-Fi forums (probably the largest headphone/gear/audphile forum around) in 2010 after mass-collecting user's emails to advertise. Allow these posts to speak for themselves:

Spoiler: the 10kg damping pebble

Allow me to preface: A "damping stone" is something that you are apparently supposed to place near your speakers to absorb excess frequencies and make things sound better? but Patrick82 had to go above and beyond with this idea. Here is an excerpt of a story where he went to Turkey and commissioned somebody to make him a damping stone that weighs ~20 lbs. I bolded my favorite parts.

Patrick is obsessed with altering everything about his lifestyle, sometimes even living in discomfort, for the sake of his audio system.

Spoiler

According to a user (I can't find the source) he has starved himself in order to be able to afford a $4000 audio cable. He has a youtube video of himself eating dandelions which is possibly connected to this.

Some bonus miscellany: Here are some pictures of him.
Here is a chat log (VERY long) between him and some random girl when he was trying to woo her with his extensive audio gear.
Here is him not knowing basic biology.
Even the other Head-Fi users have a thread dedicated to his best quotes.
Here is the cover video of his youtube channel. It's amazing.

I almost want to make a thread on this guy but I don't know if he is true lolcow material. He's still eccentric as hell either way. If you take a look at his posts, nearly every single one of them is amazing.

 

[noooooway]

This post is going to be a bit long. I have spoilers in place to help.

Listening to an old episode of the F Plus totally reminded me about how weird Audiophiles are. (To those who don't know- Audiophiles are basically people who are obsessed with sound fidelity in music, and spend ridiculous amounts of money on "tweaking their gear" and expensive monitors, etc.) But there is one person who stands out a bit above the rest.
HIs name is Patrick82. He is a guy who lives in Sweden, is 33 years old as of now, and has very.... eccentric behavior and posting habits. He was banned from the Head-Fi forums (probably the largest headphone/gear/audphile forum around) in 2010 after mass-collecting user's emails to advertise. Allow these posts to speak for themselves:

Spoiler: the 10kg damping pebble

Allow me to preface: A "damping stone" is something that you are apparently supposed to place near your speakers to absorb excess frequencies and make things sound better? but Patrick82 had to go above and beyond with this idea. Here is an excerpt of a story where he went to Turkey and commissioned somebody to make him a damping stone that weighs ~20 lbs. I bolded my favorite parts.

Patrick is obsessed with altering everything about his lifestyle, sometimes even living in discomfort, for the sake of his audio system.

Spoiler

According to a user (I can't find the source) he has starved himself in order to be able to afford a $4000 audio cable. He has a youtube video of himself eating dandelions which is possibly connected to this.

Some bonus miscellany: Here are some pictures of him.
Here is a chat log (VERY long) between him and some random girl when he was trying to woo her with his extensive audio gear.
Here is him not knowing basic biology.
Even the other Head-Fi users have a thread dedicated to his best quotes.
Here is the cover video of his youtube channel. It's amazing.

I almost want to make a thread on this guy but I don't know if he is true lolcow material. He's still eccentric as hell either way. If you take a look at his posts, nearly every single one of them is amazing.

aw dude this guy is my personal lolcow, not sure how i missed this post, very good work.

i love deducing details about his life from comments and stuff, one guy begging him not to go through with his get-rich-scheme of professional pool and to think about his girlfriend and child (???) but he said he will do it anyway. that was years ago so im guessing hes still coasting off whatever handouts he gets

 

[Bugaboo]

That must be why I'm so stoopid
I drink like 4 gallons of milk a month

EDIT: Oh yes, I was listening to music and Skyfall came up, and all the comments were like "This fits Bluestar so well!"and "Bluestar's Skyfall brought me here"
Um, this is what they're talking about...

So Adele made a nice song for James Bond, an internationally recognized character and Deviantartletts turn around and make it about animu cats
(For those who are wondering the cat dies and goes to cat heaven at the end, I've hung around the Tartletts long enough to know a thang or two about Warrior Cats)

 

[c-no]

I may as well say due to actually trying to google this guy's work and apparently, he has some fan art from Tumblr.

 

[PL 879]

some of these are actually pretty good, woah
(that five nights at freddy's one though... strangely fitting)

 

[Bertram]

Kimmo Alm, of kimmoa.se (https://archive.is/IlNzU)
Extremely paranoid Swedish man who tried and failed to found an alternative 4-cent-garbage. May or may not be a pedophile, too.
He hates domain registrars and immigrants. He doesn't seem to be very active nowadays, but used to be a notorious spammer.

 

[AnOminous]

Kimmo Alm, of kimmoa.se (https://archive.is/IlNzU)
Extremely paranoid Swedish man who tried and failed to found an alternative 4-cent-garbage. May or may not be a pedophile, too.
He hates domain registrars and immigrants. He doesn't seem to be very active nowadays, but used to be a notorious spammer.

I believe he's been mentioned here before. He and a few others (but he was the worst) is why 4chan had to institute captchas.

 

[Big Nasty]

Enjoy a bunch of Swedes sperging about plastic bags:

http://nostalgi.forum24.se/nostalgi-about86.html

 

[Lunete]

When I went to watch this directly from Youtube it gave me an ad for burgers.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Look, I understand that people don't like certain kinds of milk and all. But making you retarded? That's got to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. And I heard hundreds.

 

[Lunete]

I'm sure this guy had a thread long before I joined, but I couldn't resist sharing this:

Spoiler