🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Making below minimum wage and drinking yourself into an early grave is not thriving. Then again, I'm a middle class suburban boy looking down on the low class nigger trash known as Ethan Oliver Ralph.
I would just like to advise against comparing yourself to Ralph. I've started drinking more and exercising less every since the tape dropped, and I think part of it was just confidence that at least I'm much better off than Ralph. Don't get comfy lads, Ralph is the rock bottom to avoid not the average to judge yourself against. Keep striving for better!
 
Fuck Hitler, Groom Teenagers by Ethan Ralph

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The fuck does that mean? Most of us here are normal. They're fucking RIGHT-WING WIEDOS, you idiot. That's why their daughter turned out like that: "family values" control-freak mom and weirdo right-libertarian father who wanks off to Ayn Rand.

I've addressed this here.

TL;DR is that Godwinson is likely right as to why Faith is the way she is.

You sound just like JMK. That is not a good thing.
 
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Notice closely, how The Gunt never takes a picture lower than his moobs hidden in 4XXXXL shirts these days. His stream set-up: moob level. Every picture I've seen in the past 6 months of him on all platforms: moob level with the same angle fat girls take photos on instagram; the camera far above their head to hide the gunt.

Looking good Ralph! Show the whole body then.
 
Sounds like he is taking inspiration from Bojak Horseman here. What will he say about based Ronnie Ralph?
Now my pappy Ronnie Ralph was a complicated man. He'd been in and out jail for runnin' scams, and we lost contact a long time before he died. I wish the last thing I'd told him was, "I love you, Dad," instead of, "YOU TRY STEPPIN' FOOT IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH A TIRE IRON OLD MAN. I AIN'T AFRAID OF YOU, I AIN'T AFRAID OF JAIL, REEEEEEEEEEE," but life is like that sometimes. I felt pretty bad after he died but sometimes at night, when the show's over and I step outside to get a break from the sound of Fai Fai's wailing, I swear I can hear him. Far off in the North I can hear my pappy, mad and drunk as ever, shouting about niggers and Crash Bandicoot."
 
Things I hope for and look forward to (in no particular order):

Nuclear war
Le revolution 2.0
Gunt being kicked off twitter
Dick losing his patreon
Anime being outlawed

Sometimes I don't look at this thread for weeks, it is like the bastard child of facebook and 4chan, if it were raised by two gay redditors. I keep coming back, so I guess I must be an optimist after all.
 
I've addressed this here.

TL;DR is that Godwinson is likely right as to why Faith is the way she is.

You sound just like JMK. That is not a good thing.
Godwinson is a retard seeking attention. He doesn't know shit about psychology. Go back to psych 101 and learn why people have low self esteem. That's my inspiration to all of you who don't get it.
 
Godwinson is a retard seeking attention. He doesn't know shit about psychology. Go back to psych 101 and learn why people have low self esteem. That's my inspiration to all of you who don't get it.

Hoo boy. I give you less than a week, son.

Either way, cheers.
 
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