Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Ita Mori]

I'll still take a dumb yet harmless video about Bigfoot over a dumb and harmful video about how being commie is hip and cool.
And unlike June, he seems to be enjoying himself.
This is how bad June fucked up; a pudgy autist from Canada who manipulated her for years and used her as a cum dumpster is coming out as the winner in the relationship.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I'd honestly keep Laci over either thot.
Low bar, I know. Pepsi over Red Cola.

I'm with you there. If one were to ask, "Bro, fucking why?" Dude, I don't know. Some degenerate behavior with her just sounds fun.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

As soon as you become a marxist, your opinion counts for like 1/4 of a normal human. I think I'm going to end up liking Skeptic's content more in the long run, because even though I think Greg's a contemptible fat fuck, he's more entertaining than shoe.

 

[Berrakh]

Laci seems much more fun than either other choice however these guys could get a non-famous girl with all their money too.

 

[draggs]

He finally uploaded his bigfoot video a day late. Just skimming it, he's autistically analyzing bigfoot evidence, and throwing in "the new science" that re-proves previously dis-proven theories.

I think his key theory is that "bigfoot is real" because the jiggle physics of bigfoot's titties would indicate real titties and not fake titties. Not joking, this is in the video. A bold move.

Preg I think it's too late to get your own show on The History or Travel Channels.

 

[CervixHammer]

History Channel edition!
How Greg sees himself:

What Greg actually looks like:


except he hasn't even published any wicca books

 

[PYSMA]

Of course she addressed the lowest hanging fruit regarding Vaush

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Didn't she say pedophilia is a kink?

I mean, I'm sure she meant to say that her relationship dynamic with Greg (daddy/little girl) is a kink and it wasn't indication of them being pedos -which is correct- but she's too stupid to make that point accurately.

Same for Vaush.

No wonder she likes the guy, both are too idiot to make coherent arguments and follow ideologies that they dont properly understand.

 

[Azer A]

Didn't she say pedophilia is a kink?

I mean, I'm sure she meant to say that her relationship dynamic with Greg (daddy/little girl) is a kink and it wasn't indication of them being pedos -which is correct- but she's too stupid to make that point accurately.

Same for Vaush.

No wonder she likes the guy, both are too idiot to make coherent arguments and follow ideologies that they dont properly understand.

Yeah she did say that, but no it wasn't about her relationship. She was responding to someone who specifically asked her about her opinion on pedophilia. Vaush knew what he was saying as well.

 

[Petronella]

Didn't she say pedophilia is a kink?

I mean, I'm sure she meant to say that her relationship dynamic with Greg (daddy/little girl) is a kink and it wasn't indication of them being pedos -which is correct- but she's too stupid to make that point accurately.

Same for Vaush.

No wonder she likes the guy, both are too idiot to make coherent arguments and follow ideologies that they dont properly understand.

Yeah, she said there are some people who really do harm children, and then others for whom pedophilia is a "side kink."
Which is basically just feeding into the MAP/NOMAP/"pedophilia is just a sexual orientation" crowd's arguments.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

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Of course she addressed the lowest hanging fruit regarding Vaush

Translation:
"He defended pedophilia by ACCIDENT guys OKAY? It's just a misunderstanding, silly. Now stop questioning me. Him being my friend doesn't reflect on me in any way. UwU"

 

[KiwiBeanie]

Did June's parents name her after the month she was born? It could explain a lot about her personality. I imagine she also grew up in a stereotypical Italian household where she was forced to eat lots of pasta linguine. No one told her that Mussolini started out as a socialist before switching to fascism, that it might help her avoid the same fate.

 

[Jack Awful]

Lol, defend this, Shoe.

 

[SBG]

Greg out living his best life, having fun talking about silly shit like big foot, while Shoe is left behind getting roasted for defending an amoral commie's pedo remarks.

 

[Five Star Man]

I like that Vaush's comment amounts to the classic pedoscum defence: "Oh no, s/he's really mature and knows what s/he's doing. If anything I am the victim, I've been seduced!"

 

[Berrakh]

Can't believe we have to be Team Greg now.

 

[Chilson]

Greg out living his best life, having fun talking about silly shit like big foot, while Shoe is left behind getting roasted for defending an amoral commie's pedo remarks.

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"Yes, because Socialism will automatically raise the IQ and maturity of children to that of an adults, for some reason, they should be free to fuck them in our Hyper gay communist utopia" - What Pedo communists/Pedo Socialists (who are actually communists) actually believe

 

[Dell Conagher]

Wait shuwu is dating vaush now? I skimmed a lot because you write a lot of fucking text.
That was a short... time to heal from a 5-6 year relationship..

 

[Joe Swanson]

Wait shuwu is dating vaush now? I skimmed a lot because you write a lot of fucking text.
That was a short... time to heal from a 5-6 year relationship..

It's moreso June is simping for Vaush while he doesn't really care about her

 

[Dell Conagher]

It's moreso June is simping for Vaush while he doesn't really care about her

ah ok, thank you for the clarification