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[DΛRK MΛGΛ]

Didn't Cheeseboy have a 'Girlfriend Experience Package' on his price list? Maybe Kev simply bought that and now has to resort to e-begging since it's a monthly subscription. I mean Hailey had to take meds to achieve an erection with Kevin, he sure as hell doesn't find him 'hot'.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Didn't Cheeseboy have a 'Girlfriend Experience Package' on his price list? Maybe Kev simply bought that and now has to resort to e-begging since it's a monthly subscription. I mean Hailey had to take meds to achieve an erection with Kevin, he sure as hell doesn't find him 'hot'.

Yes he did. A couple tens of pages back. Part of that GFE was access to his discord (for a month) and a special wallpaper for your phone.

It's nauseating what these freaks think constitutes relationships.

 

[Enoby Way]

and yet they don’t have each other in each other’s Twitter bios

Well it’s obvious why. Haley probably asks Kevvie not to because Haley makes all his money by stringing along his little pay pigs like this. Openly saying how “hot“ they are whiles they all donate to his only fans.

I think you're right. FYI to those interested, Hailey/Cheese Dick/Triangle Dick/Chode doesn't have anyone listed in his twitter bio. And we know he's not just dating Kevin cause when Kevin paid to fly him out to the ranch (resulting in the infamous amhole nudez) he spent more time with his other partner than he did with Kevin. That partner isn't listed on his bio either.

Mandatory reminder: Kev-Kev didn't have that surgery. He had a "standard" dick inversion. Keep reading.

Thank you for this. I was about to blow a gasket because I literally did an autistic deep dive into Kevin's surgery one page ago. One. Page. People cannot read.

Yes he did. A couple tens of pages back. Part of that GFE was access to his discord (for a month) and a special wallpaper for your phone.

It's nauseating what these freaks think constitutes relationships.

I mean to be fair I can immediately name at least three cis hetero couples I know who have parodies of relationships, and they're all married, most of them incredibly Christian.

But who cares about being fair, this is too much fun.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

So if he sneezes with that hook in...


Oh god.

 

[Syntaxion]

Has anyone already made a kevin version of the "2 fat guys roleplaying on the internet" image? Because if not, here it is:

 

[{o}P II]

Has anyone already made a kevin version of the "2 fat guys roleplaying on the internet" image? Because if not, here it is:

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Does Kev-Kev even have a computer?

I always assumed he was an exclusive phoneposter

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Does Kev-Kev even have a computer?

I always assumed he was an exclusive phoneposter

He does, with a dual triple-display setup including an expensive drawing screen.
He just doesn't use it much on account of their electricity problems.

Edit: thanks, @Vapewizard. I could have sworn it was two.

 

[Vapewizard]

He does, with a dual-display setup including an expensive drawing screen.
He just doesn't use it much on account of their electricity problems.

Yeah, this post has a pic of it.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Yes he did. A couple tens of pages back. Part of that GFE was access to his discord (for a month) and a special wallpaper for your phone.

It's nauseating what these freaks think constitutes relationships.

So basically, Kevin just bought a hooker who he now thinks is his "girlfriend"?

That's just... amazingly pathetic, even for Kevin.

 

[Enoby Way]

So basically, Kevin just bought a hooker who he now thinks is his "girlfriend"?

No. His poly "girl"friend is also a hooker who as part of his hooking offers the girlfriend experience. Hilariously, while he's not a hooker for Kevin so far as we know (because he would have given him a glowing review on Twitter for all to see), we're all pretty sure he still used Kevin for a plane ticket to Colorado, then reluctantly banged him afterwards.

Edit: plus oral.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

Part of me wonders how many guys troon out because they want their assholes played with, but cannot reconcile that with their 'masculinity'.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

No. His poly "girl"friend is also a hooker who as part of his hooking offers the girlfriend experience. Hilariously, while he's not a hooker for Kevin so far as we know (because he would have given him a glowing review on Twitter for all to see), we're all pretty sure he still used Kevin for a plane ticket to Colorado, then reluctantly banged him afterwards.

I'd like to remind you that Kevryn has more ""girl""friends"" at any given moment than normal people have through a lifetime (not counting brief hook-ups and one night stands).
It's possible dick boi is trying to keep KevKev as a nice and plump paypig solely for himself.

Part of me wonders how many guys troon out because they want their assholes played with, but cannot reconcile that with their 'masculinity'.

And they could reconcile being a wuman but retaining their penises? That's some world championship level mental gymnastics.

 

[Corn Flakes]

A hooker with an anal hook hooking a sucker.

That's like the set-up to a very dark joke.

 

[Old Fart]

Thanks to you I have spent over an hour searching this thread and, when that turned up nothing, scouring Kevin's tweets, because I was positive this thread has discussed this in detail before. I can now confirm he got a penile inversion, not the bowel tissue one.

Yep, but that doesn't preclude use of sigmoid tissue.

Another alternative for tissue is an intestinal substitution. For example, a sigmoid neovagina has been described given its proximity to the pelvis (11,12). Other positives include its hairless nature and self-lubrication. However, intestinal neovagina has fallen out of favor for transgender women given the large amount of mucous production, morbidity associated with bowel harvest and chronic foul odor.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6626315/#__sec8title

However, Kevin never discussed the details.

They have one that is currently open, brought in just under 5k.

Was started August 6th.

Now I'm confused which fundraiser they said was recently closed, after receiving a large amount from an unnamed benefactor.

 

[Iron Hamster]

That's like the set-up to a very dark joke.

Keep Phil out of this.

 

[Treasure Champs]

Yep, but that doesn't preclude use of sigmoid tissue.

Hush, you fool! You're about to start a discussion about the size of Kev's former penis <ugh, gag>

 

[Raging Capybara]

Part of me wonders how many guys troon out because they want their assholes played with, but cannot reconcile that with their 'masculinity'.

100%

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

Now I'm confused which fundraiser they said was recently closed, after receiving a large amount from an unnamed benefactor.

They had one this summer trying to bring in 20k to turn a shed into slave quarters. They removed the pillars holding up it’s roof and covered all of its windows. In august after raising 10k they closed the gofundme down because “Winter was soon.”

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Has anyone already made a kevin version of the "2 fat guys roleplaying on the internet" image? Because if not, here it is:

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Yes someone made an amazing edit/redraw of this and I am very upset I can’t find it o think it happened shortly after the amHole fucking saga around page 330 . When it’s found please add it to the archive.

 

[Enoby Way]

I'd like to remind you that Kevryn has more ""girl""friends"" at any given moment than normal people have through a lifetime (not counting brief hook-ups and one night stands).
It's possible dick boi is trying to keep KevKev as a nice and plump paypig solely for himself.

I agree with you. I just stated that as far as we know, Kevin wasn't knowingly paying a hooker to be his gf. The hooker is still clearly gold-digging him while being his "girlfriend".

This makes me wonder, I wonder if Hailee has ever had sex with someone more disgusting than Kevin and was it more or less expensive than the cost of a plane ticket to Colorado?