🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[#KillAllPedos]

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holy shit lol. @theralph before you finalize this “Book” and self-publish it, you better get a fucking lawyer to go over it and make sure you arent lying and full of shit buddy. The amount of people youve made enemies with and stupid ass statements made by you suggesting you are going to use the Book to “Settle the Score” or “history of this side of the internet” is gonna get you many, I mean many many many lawsuits your way.

Thats if you arent in prison by then lol

“Chapter 14: My Relationship With Faith

On the advice of counsel, I invoke my Fifth Amendment privilege.”

 

[Glade Candles]

Recent show guest Antoons was driven to protect his account because of "muh tranny mob".

 

[theguntsexpartner]

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holy shit lol. @theralph before you finalize this “Book” and self-publish it, you better get a fucking lawyer to go over it and make sure you arent lying and full of shit buddy. The amount of people youve made enemies with and stupid ass statements made by you suggesting you are going to use the Book to “Settle the Score” or “history of this side of the internet” is gonna get you many, I mean many many many lawsuits your way.

Thats if you arent in prison by then lol

I can imagine the book now.

Chapter 1 Karen Farms
There is a cult that likes to larp as a forum*1 da keep writing things about me that is not trrruuueeeeee, it is run by a man with a broken penis, wait what da fuck did ya say about my penis i dont have a micro dick here i will prove here is a video of me and gaydur together (somehow manages to embed a video of him and gaydur fucking into a book). anyway they keep writing untrue statements about me, okay maybe when my mum needed me to take to the hospital i told her to fuck off and rather then respecting the patrons and superchatters who donated money to me i doxxed them but that is all a lie made by Karen farms. My bestest fwiend on the internet his name is Dick (mushroom man) he even told me im a chad since i have an 18 year old and only chads can do that, though i dont really care about da relationship i just want to prove to the autist on karen farms that someone can love me.

anyway this karen farms keeps writing untrue statements about me, leave me alone ma i cant drive you to the god damn hospital, also give me more of your pills but i keep telling them it's not trueeeeeeee, but just like in gamer gate which i will discuss in length how i and only i managed to defeat the evil Brianna Wu and ANita with the power of my blog andf my editing skills, i revealed the truth behind those lying harpies. Damn i forgot where i left my booze and pills... wait never mind i found them as i was saying i maanged to beat the karen farms with my own intelligence you see what i did was i put chemicals in the water to turn the freaking frogs gay and that is how i won.


1. Note we are one big happy autistic spergy family cult, we have yet to decide on a name though, maybe josh can do a poll?


if anyone wants to edit it or change things around feel free, dont take out the spelling mistakes those are meant to be in there

 

[instythot]

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holy shit lol. @theralph before you finalize this “Book” and self-publish it, you better get a fucking lawyer to go over it and make sure you arent lying and full of shit buddy. The amount of people youve made enemies with and stupid ass statements made by you suggesting you are going to use the Book to “Settle the Score” or “history of this side of the internet” is gonna get you many, I mean many many many lawsuits your way.

Thats if you arent in prison by then lol

Bryan,

Please name the top three people in "this side of the internet" that Ethan Ralph has feuded with and also have lawsuit starting money just laying around

 

[Wall Street mole]

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

I can imagine the book now.

Chapter 1 Karen Farms
There is a cult that likes to larp as a forum*1 da keep writing things about me that is not trrruuueeeeee, it is run by a man with a broken penis, wait what da fuck did ya say about my penis i dont have a micro dick here i will prove here is a video of me and gaydur together (somehow manages to embed a video of him and gaydur fucking into a book). anyway they keep writing untrue statements about me, okay maybe when my mum needed me to take to the hospital i told her to fuck off and rather then respecting the patrons and superchatters who donated money to me i doxxed them but that is all a lie made by Karen farms. My bestest fwiend on the internet his name is Dick (mushroom man) he even told me im a chad since i have an 18 year old and only chads can do that, though i dont really care about da relationship i just want to prove to the autist on karen farms that someone can love me.

anyway this karen farms keeps writing untrue statements about me, leave me alone ma i cant drive you to the god damn hospital, also give me more of your pills but i keep telling them it's not trueeeeeeee, but just like in gamer gate which i will discuss in length how i and only i managed to defeat the evil Brianna Wu and ANita with the power of my blog andf my editing skills, i revealed the truth behind those lying harpies. Damn i forgot where i left my booze and pills... wait never mind i found them as i was saying i maanged to beat the karen farms with my own intelligence you see what i did was i put chemicals in the water to turn the freaking frogs gay and that is how i won.


1. Note we are one big happy autistic spergy family cult, we have yet to decide on a name though, maybe josh can do a poll?


if anyone wants to edit it or change things around feel free, dont take out the spelling mistakes those are meant to be in there

I love "My Immortal" and still hope with all my heart that it was made by a genuinely autistic child and not some SA goon making "clever commentary" on why the average fanfiction is terrible.

 

[Glade Candles]

Bryan,

Please name the top three people in "this side of the internet" that Ethan Ralph has feuded with and also have lawsuit starting money just laying around

Maybe Carl, but I don't think he'd bother with a lawsuit. He'd have an easier time getting it removed from UK resellers because of hate speech laws.

Fuentes is the only one I can immediately think of that might have both the money and desire to.

 

[instythot]

Maybe Carl, but I don't think he'd bother with a lawsuit. He'd have an easier time getting it removed from UK resellers because of hate speech laws.

Fuentes is the only one I can immediately think of that might have both the money and desire to.

Isn't Ethan a pretty consistent Fuentes ball-washer?

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

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This gay op needs to be even gayer, we need to have an name for this op, someakin to how the Military would name theirs like desert spear (bonus points to those who actually know what desert spear is without searching)

 

[Glade Candles]

Isn't Ethan a pretty consistent Fuentes ball-washer?

I remember them having a blowup in 2018 before Boulderstream where Fuentes told Ralph that in a year he'd have lost most of his audience in a spiral self-destruction. Something like that, I might be able to find the clip.

 

[instythot]

I remember them having a blowup in 2018 before Boulderstream where Fuentes told Ralph that in a year he'd have lost most of his audience in a spiral self-destruction. Something like that, I might be able to find the clip.

Fuentes maybe then. You think his mom would allow him to file a lawsuit?

For all the bluster we'll get, I predict zero lawsuits from CRP

 

[Delicious Diversity]

I remember them having a blowup in 2018 before Boulderstream where Fuentes told Ralph that in a year he'd have lost most of his audience in a spiral self-destruction. Something like that, I might be able to find the clip.

Edit: Actually I think it's this longer clip, they start arguing at 29 minutes in.

 

[Freedom Fries]

I can see why he was bullied so badly, he lacks most primary male sexual characteristics (even now, I mean he has a beard but he's balding, has a C-section scar across his lower stomach and his crotch looks like a woman's) it must have been hell.

Maybe this is why he prefers tranny prostitutes and young women that don't know any better.

Obesity, especially with high belly/visceral fat reduces test and increases estradiol levels

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Bryan,

Please name the top three people in "this side of the internet" that Ethan Ralph has feuded with and also have lawsuit starting money just laying around

this is such a smooth brain statement that it honestly doesnt need specifics to understand how the book industry works or the MANY. I mean fucking MANY lawsuits that have happened and have been won because some retard wrote an “autobiography “ and made such inflammatory statements that the prosecution doesnt even have to pay. Its so prevalent that there are entire websites dedicated to explaining to new authors how not to get sued out the ass for libel. let me help you with a simple google search.

you dont even have to make it Libel, just Invasion of Privacy clauses exist against authors that so many cases are immediately settled in favor of the prosecution because of it. Entire law firms are dedicated to book publishing practices.

https://www.copylaw.org/p/libel-in-fiction.html?m=1

Instead of being a dumbass and assuming people wont sue Ralph if he just blatantly writes insane shit or openly doxes some assclown in his book since he is going to 1000% self-publish. Ask yourself how many people are lining up to do just that.

you cant see Matt Jarbo doing it? Really? What about Kraut? No? Nobody should need to explain this to you. Its self-explanatory.

 

[Freedom Fries]

this is such a smooth brain statement that it honestly doesnt need specifics to understand how the book industry works or the MANY. I mean fucking MANY lawsuits that have happened and have been won because some retard wrote an “autobiography “ and made such inflammatory statements that the prosecution doesnt even have to pay. Its so prevalent that there are entire websites dedicated to explaining to new authors how not to get sued out the ass for libel. let me help you with a simple google search.

you dont even have to make it Libel, just Invasion of Privacy clauses exist against authors that so many cases are immediately settled in favor of the prosecution because of it. Entire law firms are dedicated to book publishing practices.

https://www.copylaw.org/p/libel-in-fiction.html?m=1

Instead of being a dumbass and assuming people wont sue Ralph if he just blatantly writes insane shit or openly doxes some assclown in his book since he is going to 1000% self-publish. Ask yourself how many people are lining up to do just that.

you cant see Matt Jarbo doing it? Really? What about Kraut? No? Nobody should need to explain this to you. Its self-explanatory.

Dude nobody is gonna sue Ralph or have damages from a PDF that less than 500 people read. Nobody is even gonna know.

 

[instythot]

this is such a smooth brain statement that it honestly doesnt need specifics to understand how the book industry works or the MANY. I mean fucking MANY lawsuits that have happened and have been won because some retard wrote an “autobiography “ and made such inflammatory statements that the prosecution doesnt even have to pay. Its so prevalent that there are entire websites dedicated to explaining to new authors how not to get sued out the ass for libel. let me help you with a simple google search.

you dont even have to make it Libel, just Invasion of Privacy clauses exist against authors that so many cases are immediately settled in favor of the prosecution because of it. Entire law firms are dedicated to book publishing practices.

https://www.copylaw.org/p/libel-in-fiction.html?m=1

Instead of being a dumbass and assuming people wont sue Ralph if he just blatantly writes insane shit or openly doxes some assclown in his book since he is going to 1000% self-publish. Ask yourself how many people are lining up to do just that.

you cant see Matt Jarbo doing it? Really? What about Kraut? No? Nobody should need to explain this to you. Its self-explanatory.

Matt Jarbo: money goes straight to kids' mouths and mortgage. How does he pay a retainer

Kraut: how does he pay a retainer to a firm specializing in international lawsuits?

Which firm will take on such a case on contingency when the maximum payout is around 50k, which will barely pay for the paralegals?

Lawyers cost money Bryan, none of them work for free and they are far from cheap. Which of these people who are mad at Ethan Ralph stick around past the initial consult when they explain the retainer situation?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Matt Jarbo: money goes straight to kids' mouths and mortgage. How does he pay a retainer

Kraut: how does he pay a retainer to a firm specializing in international lawsuits?

Which firm will take on such a case on contingency when the maximum payout is around 50k, which will barely pay for the paralegals?

Lawyers cost money Bryan, none of them work for free and they are far from cheap. Which of these people who are mad at Ethan Ralph stick around past the initial consult when they explain the retainer situation?

Again, absolutely smooth brain shit and assumptions based on your “hot takes”. Reality is that publishing and book industry shit is serious. People will go after Ralph for whatever he writes.

 

[instythot]

Again, absolutely smooth brain shit and assumptions based on your “hot takes”. Reality is that publishing and book industry shit is serious. People will go after Ralph for whatever he writes.

Prove us wrong, get first in line. Let us know how the consult goes

 

[Vetti]

What are the odds that Ralph will be back in jail before he gets a chance to publish his pamphlet?

 

[instythot]

What are the odds that Ralph will be back in jail before he gets a chance to publish his pamphlet?

Oh, i'll guess something like 80:1. His PO (not that one) already doesn't seem to care about Ethan leaving the state unnanounced