🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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instythot said:
As for Vickers, I see him talking a good game, but I am beginning to doubt he is willing to take actions more vindictive than forwarding information to the guntsville police department and/or PO. Do you think they're sick of him yet?
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I kind of hope he's being crafty about this. Assembling a thick dossier of evidence with those 3M index tabs, contacting his lawyers to make sure he's got what is needed, writing a cover letter with a list of US laws violated and evidence of those violations linking to the indexed sections, and then sending the whole payload off by courier. One day Ralph will be streaming and the local PD will knock on the door. He'll assume some cretinous wéen is just swatting him again but this time it will be different. The cops will cuff him so tight his hooves go blue, just as Godwinson prophesied.

https://twitter.com/Godwinson_/status/1303558797378682882
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The congregation will now rise and sing verses 1-3 of 'We love our cops, our law enforcement'.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
I kind of hope he's being crafty about this. Assembling a thick dossier of evidence with those 3M index tabs, contacting his lawyers to make sure he's got what is needed, writing a cover letter with a list of US laws violated and evidence of those violations linking to the indexed sections, and then sending the whole payload off by courier. One day Ralph will be streaming and the local PD will knock on the door. He'll assume some cretinous wéen is just swatting him again but this time it will be different. The cops will cuff him so tight his hooves go blue, just as Godwinson prophesied.

https://twitter.com/Godwinson_/status/1303558797378682882
https://archive.vn/s8QF7

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Gustav Schuchardt said:
I kind of hope he's being crafty about this. Assembling a dossier of evidence, contacting his lawyers to make sure he's got what is needed and then sending it off. One day Ralph will be streaming and the local PD will knock on the door. He'll assume some cretinous wéen is just swatting him again but this time it will be different. The cops will cuff him so tight his hooves go blue, just as Godwinson prophesied.

https://twitter.com/Godwinson_/status/1303558797378682882
https://archive.vn/s8QF7

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The way I look at it is this. We on the farms have found criminal activity committed by Ralph and others in his immediate circle with what info we have, and Vickers has more than we know. But at the end of the day it will require the cops to do their jobs, a prosecutor to do their job, a criminal justice system to function properly, and a judge to sign the warrant. And all this while a bunch of commies go around the country breaking things and saying all cops are bastards and the communist flu keeps the jails fitted with a revolving door because none of them want to catch an 8th amendment lawsuit. To say its a long shot is an understatement, but Vickers just took the snap for the game winning pass, and until this play ends all fans should be on their feet.
 
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instythot said:
As for Vickers, I see him talking a good game, but I am beginning to doubt he is willing to take actions more vindictive than forwarding information to the guntsville police department and/or PO. Do you think they're sick of him yet?
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I thought Vickers seemed hollow with the zero hour threat a few nights ago but I'm still willing to trust his 20 year plan for a while longer.
 
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I am sure it's been covered, but what really cracks me up with Ralph's transition into Dax, he has taken to using Dax's idiot back peddle for his takes/jokes that completely bomb. Same as with Dax, he made a shitty take, saw that his core audience completely flipped out, so now decided it was a joke guys. Otherwise why wait an hour in between the joke and explaining the punchline, which was non existant.

The only way jokes tend to work on twitter, is they have to either be funny or so over the top as to be satirical. Neither Dax nor Ralph are funny especially on twitter, Dax can be funny on his show, Ralph's show is only funny when the guest is funny. Zidan was funny, but Gator's takes are almost painful, Ralph honestly isn't even paying attention to what is going on, on his own show to even make any real contribution let alone jokes.

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JewBacca said:
I am sure it's been covered, but what really cracks me up with Ralph's transition into Dax, he has taken to using Dax's idiot back peddle for his takes/jokes that completely bomb. Same as with Dax, he made a shitty take, saw that his core audience completely flipped out, so now decided it was a joke guys. Otherwise why wait an hour in between the joke and explaining the punchline, which was non existant.

The only way jokes tend to work on twitter, is they have to either be funny or so over the top as to be satirical. Neither Dax nor Ralph are funny especially on twitter, Dax can be funny on his show, Ralph's show is only funny when the guest is funny. Zidan was funny, but Gator's takes are almost painful, Ralph honestly isn't even paying attention to what is going on, on his own show to even make any real contribution let alone jokes.

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Schrodinger's asshole in full effect here.

As for feminine behavior, Ralph likes to be sodomized by transexual prostitutes. We've reached peak feminine behavior.
 
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TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo said:
Schrodinger's asshole in full effect here.

As for feminine behavior, Ralph likes to be sodomized by transexual prostitutes. We've reached peak feminine behavior.
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Well what do you expect? He was raised by a single mother that cared more about her career as an auditor than she did about making a nice home that would keep a man inside it that would have set her boy down the right path!

Joking aside, Ralph acts like a borderline female. Thin skinned, risky sexual behavior, boundless appetites, inability to take responsibility. He's more like a drunk Amber Lynn Reed now.

It's really crazy because if he had just said Faith was a liar and crazy and sent her packing back to her parents, no one would have seen him as weak or stupid like they do now. And all for nothing, she's not even special to him or anything. He could replace her with anybody but he's burning down what little he has left because he doesn't want to be perceived as weak or losing.
 
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Gunt Patrol said:
This surprises me. iirc gunt was one of the only people publicly guarding Fuentes when his homosexual activity was exposed for all to see. He chalked it up as a “comedy bit” and has had nicks gay pedophile boyfriend on several times since then. Once memorably to debate fellow homosexual Richard Spencer.
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It struck me as more of an addressing it to get it out of the way. It wasn't a viscous attack as much as it was a "dude what the fuck are you doing"
 
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Sorry to ask this, but can someone point me to or repost the gifs of Ralph dancing in his chair behind the mic and the Ralph thinking gif? I can't find them and when I tried to save them before, I didn't realize it saved corrupted webp files. Not having luck finding them via search.
 
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instythot said:
Oh, I forgot that we were in internet court already, opposing counsel. I'll take that as a "no, I won't go get proved wrong"

Ain't nobody suing Ethan Ralph. He's got nothing to take, and most of the people who are mad at him have no ability to launch a lawsuit. In the very unlikely event that one of them actually follows through and gets somewhere, Ethan immediately plays the "oops, i owed all my money on student loans. it's all gone!" card out of spite. Or simply doesn't pay, he's sort of got a history of that
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I don't think it will happen, but the way reality shifts and warps around this motherfucker would you shocked for Wu, zoey quinn, or one of those faggots to get sent the "book" after he writes crazy shit in it about them? And I'm certain they still have a burning hatred for the gunt.

But it's iffy, i sort of hope it does for the hell of it.
 
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